David Breed
@davidbreed.bsky.social
Florida -> Alabama -> Texas
Anchorman, Tropic Thunder, Jackass the Movie.
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 12, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Anchorman, Tropic Thunder, Jackass the Movie.
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I’ve only saved two non-family member voicemails and one was Steve Spurrier linked here and the other was the late Sen. Tom Coburn telling me I was destroying America with my reporting.
December 7, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I’ve only saved two non-family member voicemails and one was Steve Spurrier linked here and the other was the late Sen. Tom Coburn telling me I was destroying America with my reporting.
Happy for Lando
Lando Norris is a Formula 1 world champion for the first time 🏆🇬🇧
December 7, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Happy for Lando
Everything Sumrall has done so far is amazing
Buster Faulkner is being hired as Florida’s offensive coordinator by Jon Sumrall, a source confirms. Faulkner spent the last three years as Georgia Tech OC after a three year stint as a Georgia analyst.
December 4, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Everything Sumrall has done so far is amazing
Sun Belt Billy
SOURCES: Billy Napier will be the next head coach at James Madison, @theathletic.com has learned. A five-year deal is being finalized with an announcement coming after Friday's Sun Belt championship game.
Napier was formerly the head coach at Florida and Louisiana.
Napier was formerly the head coach at Florida and Louisiana.
December 4, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Sun Belt Billy
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I'd show you my end of year wrapped music list but i don't need you to know the embarrassing amount of Miss Rachel, Cocomelon, Blippi and Baby Shark that are on there.
December 3, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I'd show you my end of year wrapped music list but i don't need you to know the embarrassing amount of Miss Rachel, Cocomelon, Blippi and Baby Shark that are on there.
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Google drive wrapped says i uploaded 9 files this year
December 3, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Google drive wrapped says i uploaded 9 files this year
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“Are Mormons more Christian than Catholics” - the greatest thread in the history of Baptist forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate
Today in Schism:
Robert Griffin III claims the committee is “persecuting Christians” by ranking Notre Dame ahead of BYU
Robert Griffin III claims the committee is “persecuting Christians” by ranking Notre Dame ahead of BYU
December 3, 2025 at 1:30 PM
“Are Mormons more Christian than Catholics” - the greatest thread in the history of Baptist forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate
I'd bet a lot of money that AI was used in this remastered version.
HBOMax has started showing a 'remastered' 4K Mad Men and they’ve messed things up so during Roger’s oyster vomit scene you can now see the crew men with the vomit hose on the right
December 2, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I'd bet a lot of money that AI was used in this remastered version.
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HBOMax has started showing a 'remastered' 4K Mad Men and they’ve messed things up so during Roger’s oyster vomit scene you can now see the crew men with the vomit hose on the right
December 2, 2025 at 11:28 AM
HBOMax has started showing a 'remastered' 4K Mad Men and they’ve messed things up so during Roger’s oyster vomit scene you can now see the crew men with the vomit hose on the right
The Florida fan base is not excited about Sumrall but I am over the moon. Great hire and glad to have him back in my football life.
November 30, 2025 at 4:22 PM
The Florida fan base is not excited about Sumrall but I am over the moon. Great hire and glad to have him back in my football life.
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Achievement unlocked! 2025 Florida State is now the first non-bowl team since 2007 ULM to have beaten Alabama.
November 30, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Achievement unlocked! 2025 Florida State is now the first non-bowl team since 2007 ULM to have beaten Alabama.
Jaden Baugh is a phenomenal running back and I hope he sticks around for whoever the next coach ends up being.
November 30, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Jaden Baugh is a phenomenal running back and I hope he sticks around for whoever the next coach ends up being.
Troy wins the Sun Belt West. Florida is going to beat FSU. A pretty good day overall.
November 30, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Troy wins the Sun Belt West. Florida is going to beat FSU. A pretty good day overall.
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Texas: we’re gonna start running this way
Texas A&M: easy, yeah, got it
Texas: …but then we go THIS way
Texas A&M: SHIT
Texas A&M: easy, yeah, got it
Texas: …but then we go THIS way
Texas A&M: SHIT
November 29, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Texas: we’re gonna start running this way
Texas A&M: easy, yeah, got it
Texas: …but then we go THIS way
Texas A&M: SHIT
Texas A&M: easy, yeah, got it
Texas: …but then we go THIS way
Texas A&M: SHIT
I unsuccessfully tried to convince my wife we should get this for our kids for Christmas.
Kraft Original Mac & Cheese Mac Friday 65" Box, 65 Count of 7.5 oz Boxes goes up on Walmart exclusive in 60 minutes (9 PM PT - $19.37) buff.ly/zdUIMSg #ad
-65" TV-sized box
-65 boxes of Mac n Cheese
-4K Noodles
-65" TV-sized box
-65 boxes of Mac n Cheese
-4K Noodles
November 28, 2025 at 4:25 AM
I unsuccessfully tried to convince my wife we should get this for our kids for Christmas.
Jack White was awesome
November 27, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Jack White was awesome
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Jack White wrote the preeminent 21st century sports anthem ... and I think this is the first time he's ever played it at a sporting event.
Great halftime show.
Great halftime show.
November 27, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Jack White wrote the preeminent 21st century sports anthem ... and I think this is the first time he's ever played it at a sporting event.
Great halftime show.
Great halftime show.
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MOM: So nice of Billy to join us for Thanksgiving! Why don’t you tell Grandma about the new friend you talk to on the computer
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
November 27, 2025 at 3:38 PM
MOM: So nice of Billy to join us for Thanksgiving! Why don’t you tell Grandma about the new friend you talk to on the computer
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
I've cooked the Turkey the last 5+ years. When traveling I've always smoked them at my house early and reheated it the day of. Not so this year, we're cooking on GameDay. I did a trial run earlier today and the results were excellent. We've put in the reps for an excellent road game performance tmrw
November 27, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I've cooked the Turkey the last 5+ years. When traveling I've always smoked them at my house early and reheated it the day of. Not so this year, we're cooking on GameDay. I did a trial run earlier today and the results were excellent. We've put in the reps for an excellent road game performance tmrw
The Bass Pro Shop Santa Experience is easily the best widely available Santa experience.
November 26, 2025 at 5:35 PM
The Bass Pro Shop Santa Experience is easily the best widely available Santa experience.
McLaren did what?
November 23, 2025 at 12:22 PM
McLaren did what?
You can't convince me that Urban Meyer is honorable
November 23, 2025 at 1:42 AM
You can't convince me that Urban Meyer is honorable