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It. Won't. Stop. With. Immigrants.
It. Won't. Stop. With. Immigrants.
It. Won't. Stop. With. Immigrants.
It. Won't. Stop. With. Immigrants.
It. Won't. Stop. With. Immigrants.
It. Won't. Stop. With. Immigrants.
It. Won't. Stop. With. Immigrants.
It. Will. Move. On. To. The. Next. Group. He. Hates.
July 15, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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World, do NOT come here for the #WorldCup2026

For your own sakes, do not. Only go to Canada & Mexico.

All events in the U.S. should immediately be canceled.

IT IS NOT SAFE FOR ANY OF YOU HERE.

I repeat, boycott & cancel any events in the U.S.
July 4, 2025 at 6:44 AM
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Credit where it’s due: Scott Galloway cooked here
June 5, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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Trump has been declared “China’s Saviour” and a military parade will be held in his honour in Beijing.
May 30, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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I don’t know how many times we have to say this, but the U.S. government is not a business and shouldn’t be run like one. It’s a service—for the people.
May 30, 2025 at 3:26 PM
The Wolves are playing like they’re drunk. Or high. Not joking.
May 29, 2025 at 1:20 AM
The Timberwolves don’t believe they belong on the WCF’s and they don’t. This is hard to watch.
May 29, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I had a job for eight years & got sick of it & quit but gave a one month notice. Two weeks later I asked my boss if I could unquit. He said “I figured you would.” Two years later I went in his office & told him that I was quitting and he asked if I was going to unquit again or if it was for real.
May 22, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I gave my dogs hemp “calming” chews and now they’re paranoid AF.
May 18, 2025 at 2:33 AM
The constitution is so inconvenient.
April 21, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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If birthright citizenship is stripped from the Constitution then anyone can be stripped of citizenship.
April 15, 2025 at 2:03 PM
All I’m saying is that Nick Cage was able to sneak into the Oval Office.
April 8, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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My three-yea-old was watching CNBC when she turned to me gravely and asked "Daddy, why does the nice orange man want to put tariffs on the penguins?" And when I told her "Because penguins are globalist shitlibs who steal American manufacturing jobs with unfair trade practices," she started crying.
April 4, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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It's critical for everyone to remember what an Executive Order is. It is the President communicating orders to members of the executive branch. Policies to pursue, actions to take, etc. They are not laws. They are not close to being laws. They are formalized memos to employees. That's all.
March 25, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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You voted for Republicans who won’t even show up to town halls to meet with you.
March 24, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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as if the hegseth thing wasn’t bad enough, mcconnell just “accidentally” shared a nude with the entire DAR email list
March 24, 2025 at 10:01 PM
JFC. This accomplishes NOTHING. We don’t come out ahead by doing this.
Several Teslas were set on fire at a Tesla service center in Las Vegas early this morning.
March 18, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Was at an intersection a pitch-black cyber truck today and I thought yeah, sorry but we still see you.
February 24, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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🎯
February 24, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I was looking for new ideas for red beans besides rice. I actually found over 100 recipes…For red beans and rice.
February 15, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Jarlic > MAGA
February 15, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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McConnell being the lone no vote on any of this is like Godzilla offering to repaint a window sill after destroying Tokyo
February 13, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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As others have said, the greatest transfer of wealth in US history will not be from the Boomers to their children but from them to the US healthcare system. The US is designed to make people insolvent and to keep them poor once they're there.
Your reminder that fame is not wealth and America is broken.

Mainstream people know him as the cabbie from SCROOGED, but he’s a prolific musician and entertainer who has been at the heart of music since the late ‘70s.

variety.com/2025/music/n...
David Johansen, New York Dolls Co-Founder, Suffering From Stage 4 Cancer, Seeks Donations for Health Care
David Johansen, the sole surviving founder of the New York Dolls and a solo artist, is suffering from stage four cancer and seeks financial aid.
variety.com
February 11, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Sick of all the negative and needed some uplifting music so I put on the Smiths.
February 11, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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THE CHIEFS CAN STILL WIN IF MIKE PENCE HAS THE COURAGE
February 10, 2025 at 1:53 AM