Dave Hensley
@dave.hensley.nyc
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❌ stop developing apps ❌
big app has lied to you
we need PROGRAMS
we need SCRIPTS
big app has lied to you
we need PROGRAMS
we need SCRIPTS
November 29, 2025 at 11:25 PM
❌ stop developing apps ❌
big app has lied to you
we need PROGRAMS
we need SCRIPTS
big app has lied to you
we need PROGRAMS
we need SCRIPTS
2 are real, 2 are The Onion.
November 26, 2025 at 2:29 AM
2 are real, 2 are The Onion.
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Opinion | It's time for eight brave House Democrats to step up and block the release of the Epstein files.
by John Fetterman and Tim Kaine
by John Fetterman and Tim Kaine
November 12, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Opinion | It's time for eight brave House Democrats to step up and block the release of the Epstein files.
by John Fetterman and Tim Kaine
by John Fetterman and Tim Kaine
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Whenever some sanctimonious Dem announces that America needs a functioning Republican Party, I always think “I’d settle for a functioning Democratic Party.”
November 10, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Whenever some sanctimonious Dem announces that America needs a functioning Republican Party, I always think “I’d settle for a functioning Democratic Party.”
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[P] Hmm...
- Wears copious, comical face paint
- Doesn't know how magnets work
Has anyone ever seen Trump and Shaggy 2 Dope in the same room together?
- Wears copious, comical face paint
- Doesn't know how magnets work
Has anyone ever seen Trump and Shaggy 2 Dope in the same room together?
November 10, 2025 at 10:35 PM
[P] Hmm...
- Wears copious, comical face paint
- Doesn't know how magnets work
Has anyone ever seen Trump and Shaggy 2 Dope in the same room together?
- Wears copious, comical face paint
- Doesn't know how magnets work
Has anyone ever seen Trump and Shaggy 2 Dope in the same room together?
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I thought the shutdown was the fight, did I get that wrong
Democrats have been fighting for months to address America's healthcare crisis
For the millions who will lose coverage
For people with cancer who won't get the care they need
For working families who can't afford to pay $25K more a year for healthcare
We will keep fighting
For the millions who will lose coverage
For people with cancer who won't get the care they need
For working families who can't afford to pay $25K more a year for healthcare
We will keep fighting
November 10, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I thought the shutdown was the fight, did I get that wrong
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Every single Dem that caved and agreed to this deal needs to be primaried and voted out. They are cowards who wasted the last month for a half baked promise vote a month from now.
November 10, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Every single Dem that caved and agreed to this deal needs to be primaried and voted out. They are cowards who wasted the last month for a half baked promise vote a month from now.
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The only people who become vampires are the people dumb enough to get bitten by vampires. Vampires get dumber every generation.
September 5, 2025 at 2:33 AM
The only people who become vampires are the people dumb enough to get bitten by vampires. Vampires get dumber every generation.
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So many celebrities dying and it's never him.
July 22, 2025 at 6:18 PM
So many celebrities dying and it's never him.
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When you throw a dead fly in the trash you’re laying it to rest amongst a great fortune like a pharaoh
July 19, 2025 at 3:30 AM
When you throw a dead fly in the trash you’re laying it to rest amongst a great fortune like a pharaoh
After he donated 288 million to one half of the “one-party system”.
July 5, 2025 at 11:54 PM
After he donated 288 million to one half of the “one-party system”.
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Anyone who claims someone is “playing 4D chess” usually has no idea how to play regular old chess
June 23, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Anyone who claims someone is “playing 4D chess” usually has no idea how to play regular old chess
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For the absolute last time: I *never* said I thought E.T. dressed in the wig and the dress was sexy, I said *I could see why people would think that*
June 15, 2025 at 1:32 PM
For the absolute last time: I *never* said I thought E.T. dressed in the wig and the dress was sexy, I said *I could see why people would think that*
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Those “I bought this BEFORE I knew Elon was crazy!” stickers don’t actually mention cars. You can put them on your furniture, appliances, pets, etc.
June 14, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Those “I bought this BEFORE I knew Elon was crazy!” stickers don’t actually mention cars. You can put them on your furniture, appliances, pets, etc.
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"you're unhappy because you spend too much time on your phone" speak for yourself i'm posting this shit from desktop like a true lunatic
June 12, 2025 at 12:47 AM
"you're unhappy because you spend too much time on your phone" speak for yourself i'm posting this shit from desktop like a true lunatic
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I was just mentioning to someone that when I was a kid, my dad was the lawyer for one of the creators of Dungeons and Dragons in their lawsuit against the other. Ironically they settled because they didn't want to go to court and roll the dice.
June 11, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I was just mentioning to someone that when I was a kid, my dad was the lawyer for one of the creators of Dungeons and Dragons in their lawsuit against the other. Ironically they settled because they didn't want to go to court and roll the dice.
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you don't see husbands realizing they forgot their anniversary and searching for a gift and seeing the necklace their wife wanted in a window for $50 and pulling out an empty wallet and moths flying out and then seeing a poster that says "BOXING MATCH FIRST PRIZE $50" and saying "hmmm" much anymore
June 6, 2025 at 10:33 PM
you don't see husbands realizing they forgot their anniversary and searching for a gift and seeing the necklace their wife wanted in a window for $50 and pulling out an empty wallet and moths flying out and then seeing a poster that says "BOXING MATCH FIRST PRIZE $50" and saying "hmmm" much anymore
Today’s edition of Times-or-Onion?
June 3, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Today’s edition of Times-or-Onion?
2 are real, 2 are The Onion.
May 25, 2025 at 6:49 PM
2 are real, 2 are The Onion.
Two are from The New York Times, and the other two are from The Onion.
May 22, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Two are from The New York Times, and the other two are from The Onion.
Today’s installment of “Real News or The Onion?”
May 17, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Today’s installment of “Real News or The Onion?”