Kit
@dauntingmountain.com
Universally raising expectations
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Kit
@dauntingmountain.com
· Oct 11
Before you ask, I take normal damage from fire
You take me out to the ball game, you take me out in real life
November 17, 2025 at 8:10 PM
You take me out to the ball game, you take me out in real life
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pfft uh, yeah, I'm pretty sentimental. I've got strong feelings about stuff you've probably never even heard of
November 16, 2025 at 6:52 PM
pfft uh, yeah, I'm pretty sentimental. I've got strong feelings about stuff you've probably never even heard of
know any good works to despair around here?
November 16, 2025 at 11:54 AM
know any good works to despair around here?
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I shattered your clay pots. I opened your chest. I stole the precious elixir hidden in your grandfather clock. And all you have to say is "the throne room of Eastern Palace contains a secret passage"?!
Villager: The throne room of Eastern Palace contains a secret passage.
Villager: The throne room of Eastern Palace contains a secret passage.
November 16, 2025 at 5:54 AM
I shattered your clay pots. I opened your chest. I stole the precious elixir hidden in your grandfather clock. And all you have to say is "the throne room of Eastern Palace contains a secret passage"?!
Villager: The throne room of Eastern Palace contains a secret passage.
Villager: The throne room of Eastern Palace contains a secret passage.
Big Head Mode as default
November 15, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Big Head Mode as default
Exciting innovation in open-manhole-cover fears
November 14, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Exciting innovation in open-manhole-cover fears
When you're writing anything anywhere, test out a ". Whatever." at the end. If it fits, don't send!
November 14, 2025 at 8:33 PM
When you're writing anything anywhere, test out a ". Whatever." at the end. If it fits, don't send!
Why would an electrician carry a flashlight? Just make the lights work
November 14, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Why would an electrician carry a flashlight? Just make the lights work
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trying out this new dual screen handheld thing I got by simultaneously watching Shrek 2 (the 12 fps GBA video cart) and Shrek 2 (the motion picture)
November 13, 2025 at 4:43 AM
trying out this new dual screen handheld thing I got by simultaneously watching Shrek 2 (the 12 fps GBA video cart) and Shrek 2 (the motion picture)
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I believe in a future where we are all showing each other beautiful art books inside a really big library
November 7, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I believe in a future where we are all showing each other beautiful art books inside a really big library
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time theft is your biggest responsibility. it should be your highest priority
November 5, 2025 at 4:10 PM
time theft is your biggest responsibility. it should be your highest priority
My morning affirmation: "spotted lanternfly, it's ON SIGHT"
We're going to make ecological conservation politically mainstream by imbuing it with visceral cruelty. You are allowed, encouraged, even required to kill invasive species as brutally as possible. Every Australian must beat a deer to death with a claw hammer.
November 5, 2025 at 9:15 PM
My morning affirmation: "spotted lanternfly, it's ON SIGHT"
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Total Conviviality Now
November 4, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Total Conviviality Now
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Every time you say "actually Frankenstein was the name of the scientist" you're just replicating his damnable act of disavowal and abandonment that drove his creation to murder but okay
November 2, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Every time you say "actually Frankenstein was the name of the scientist" you're just replicating his damnable act of disavowal and abandonment that drove his creation to murder but okay
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telling everyone in the home depot gravel aisle that these stones have seen more sunsets than all the humans who ever lived combined
October 31, 2025 at 2:35 PM
telling everyone in the home depot gravel aisle that these stones have seen more sunsets than all the humans who ever lived combined
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i went to the desolate lands and there was no one left to know you
November 1, 2025 at 7:47 PM
i went to the desolate lands and there was no one left to know you
I must warn you, I lead a blessed life
October 30, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I must warn you, I lead a blessed life
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Remember the reason for the season
September 26, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Remember the reason for the season
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wario is a symbol of humanity’s untameable spirit. his war a cosmic struggle against mediocrity. Waluigi, by contrast, represents the shadow, fit only to be hunted down by his own guilty conscience
October 30, 2025 at 2:15 AM
wario is a symbol of humanity’s untameable spirit. his war a cosmic struggle against mediocrity. Waluigi, by contrast, represents the shadow, fit only to be hunted down by his own guilty conscience
putting the "USA" in "hamburguesa"
October 29, 2025 at 8:40 PM
putting the "USA" in "hamburguesa"