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@daudyoing.bsky.social
slowly but surely carcinizing
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my scientists say to me, mr president, we got the best medbeds in the world. i saw on tv they recreated a woman from just her hand. beautiful woman by the way, it’s amazing what science can do. then the channel switched to a loud talk show host on a cruise. i didn’t care for him
September 28, 2025 at 1:34 PM
my scientists say to me, mr president, we got the best medbeds in the world. i saw on tv they recreated a woman from just her hand. beautiful woman by the way, it’s amazing what science can do. then the channel switched to a loud talk show host on a cruise. i didn’t care for him
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Zohran Mamdani and Brad Lander (2025)
June 25, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Zohran Mamdani and Brad Lander (2025)
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if I am driving my car into lower Manhattan I am already fucked. something has already gone Wrong in my Life. the congestion pricing is like when you buy a beer at the airport: the situation I am in is already so far out of my control I don't care about the $9
January 4, 2025 at 3:26 AM
if I am driving my car into lower Manhattan I am already fucked. something has already gone Wrong in my Life. the congestion pricing is like when you buy a beer at the airport: the situation I am in is already so far out of my control I don't care about the $9
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Saturn Devouring His Sunny D
November 22, 2024 at 3:00 AM
Saturn Devouring His Sunny D
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My haters are my waiters in the Sultan's Ruby Lounge at Ankara International Airport.
September 26, 2024 at 3:22 PM
My haters are my waiters in the Sultan's Ruby Lounge at Ankara International Airport.
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Wins for Oppenheimer and Godzilla Minus One mean this is the first time a movie and its sequel both won Oscars the same year.
March 11, 2024 at 12:52 AM
Wins for Oppenheimer and Godzilla Minus One mean this is the first time a movie and its sequel both won Oscars the same year.
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Gimme Magritte, boys, and free my soul / Ceci n’est pas une rock ‘n’ roll / Green apple face
February 8, 2024 at 2:19 PM
Gimme Magritte, boys, and free my soul / Ceci n’est pas une rock ‘n’ roll / Green apple face
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About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons
October 10, 2023 at 4:42 PM
About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons
Mfer killed metrification because he was 5’11”
July 26, 2023 at 1:34 AM
Mfer killed metrification because he was 5’11”
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I came here to do two things: pray and quote Natalie Imbruglia, and I’m all out of faith
July 2, 2023 at 9:13 PM
I came here to do two things: pray and quote Natalie Imbruglia, and I’m all out of faith
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ME: Everyone has a soul and since souls are actually ghosts, technically we're all haunted
ANESTHESIOLOGIST: how do you keep waking up
ANESTHESIOLOGIST: how do you keep waking up
May 25, 2023 at 3:58 PM
ME: Everyone has a soul and since souls are actually ghosts, technically we're all haunted
ANESTHESIOLOGIST: how do you keep waking up
ANESTHESIOLOGIST: how do you keep waking up
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If you’re a celebrity on here you need to play it cool. You’re outnumbered
May 17, 2023 at 3:26 AM
If you’re a celebrity on here you need to play it cool. You’re outnumbered