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DasJacko
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Me too, pal. Meeee tooooo.
I’ve agreed with Rand Paul 3 times this week.

The End Times must be approaching.
Rand Paul on Lindsey Graham: "His initial response was 'game on,' and I don't consider war to be a game."
June 15, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I really liked playoff basketball when I wasn’t so invested. Emotionally and parlay-ally.
May 27, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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Good morning
May 15, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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It is 2029. Luka Doncic, 375 pounds now, is eating an open faced turkey sandwich during the first TV timeout of the 4th quarter of Game 3 of the NBA Finals. Experts wonder if he’s fat enough to win a 4th straight title. President Ocasio-Cortes has invaded El Salvador.
February 18, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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Thou shalt not accuse others of being criminals when you just made a criminal the commander in chief. Thou shalt stop being a gigantic hypocrite every second of thy life.
December 2, 2024 at 6:41 PM
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The Pillars of Creation taken by JWST
November 24, 2024 at 3:46 PM
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I don’t want to start any in-cabinet fighting, but I am not a fan of Kristi Noem. Children in America can’t afford school lunches, and she threw away perfectly good dog meat.

My government division will not stand for such privileged wasteful behavior.
November 17, 2024 at 12:41 AM
Jake Paul looks like if Cooper Kupp had a Wario
November 16, 2024 at 6:07 AM
RFK Jr thinks big. He doesn’t want microplastics in our bodies, he believes in bigger - macroplastics!

Why have parts of a plastic bottle inside you when you can have the whole thing?
November 15, 2024 at 10:41 PM
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i made this for my husband but y'all can look at it too i guess
February 11, 2024 at 4:36 PM
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people who do coke are so funny to me. yeah man nobody noticed that you went to the bathroom for 20 minutes and came back as an insane person
December 31, 2023 at 3:37 AM
I’m 55 next year. I like prime rib. Please don’t steal my one joy…I beg you.
Crazy statistic in an article about prime rib
December 26, 2023 at 12:15 AM
People who don’t study history are…uh…I forget…
This is *chef's kiss*
December 26, 2023 at 12:08 AM
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Debuted a new jumper today, to the amusement of some of my colleagues 😅 7 months of knitting but imo it was worth it 🔥
December 14, 2023 at 6:08 PM
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December 15, 2023 at 10:30 PM
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I would never presume to tell Shaun King how to do whatever his whole deal is but if you’re going to pretend one of the Hamas hostages is a fan of yours for clout it probably makes more sense to do it with one of the unreleased ones
October 21, 2023 at 6:16 PM
Very few people know this, but American Gothic is painted in tears.
New art history meme just dropped
September 1, 2023 at 3:31 AM
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Powerful front page of tomorrow's edition of The Daily Tar Heel, UNC's student newspaper. From text messages sent and received by UNC students yesterday.
August 30, 2023 at 12:59 AM
Mass shooting today at Cook’s Corner around Lake Forest, CA. I’ve spent a few nights having beers there with coworkers - such a great place. Sad, disgusted, and just too close for comfort.

But it’s not the guns. Right?
August 24, 2023 at 5:06 AM
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Vivek is a beautiful lesson that no matter where you come from, or what you look like, you can come to America and one day grow up to become a white supremacist.
August 24, 2023 at 2:41 AM
Bluesky - you’ve *stollen* my heart.

Make spelling great again…
August 24, 2023 at 1:23 AM
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finally
August 19, 2023 at 7:24 PM
Hilary and DasJacko at the desert of Tanagra. When the rain fell. #hurricane
August 19, 2023 at 6:18 PM
Hello? Hello…HELLO CLEVELAND!
August 18, 2023 at 2:24 PM