DasJacko
@dasjacko.bsky.social
Yes! Now expand that to the outsourcing of one’s cognitive skills…
September 22, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Yes! Now expand that to the outsourcing of one’s cognitive skills…
But does it need to have its hips so far forward when it gets my water? Provocative tomato, anyone?
May 28, 2025 at 11:36 PM
But does it need to have its hips so far forward when it gets my water? Provocative tomato, anyone?
Is 0 out of 2 bad? Relatively speaking as the status quo…
May 27, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Is 0 out of 2 bad? Relatively speaking as the status quo…
Can we set up a national slush find for him via gofundme? If he’s going to the highest bidder…maybe Americans can bid this way?
OR how about a startengine for a crypto where there’s only one coin and he owns it, and it grows in value with our “donations”?
OR how about a startengine for a crypto where there’s only one coin and he owns it, and it grows in value with our “donations”?
May 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Can we set up a national slush find for him via gofundme? If he’s going to the highest bidder…maybe Americans can bid this way?
OR how about a startengine for a crypto where there’s only one coin and he owns it, and it grows in value with our “donations”?
OR how about a startengine for a crypto where there’s only one coin and he owns it, and it grows in value with our “donations”?
One of the best parts of growing up in Miami in the 80s was having her hit the scene as a local talent. Brought a lot of credibility to the Miami music scene.
May 27, 2025 at 2:02 AM
One of the best parts of growing up in Miami in the 80s was having her hit the scene as a local talent. Brought a lot of credibility to the Miami music scene.
What I wouldn’t give to fill Principal Musk’s convertible with horseshit…
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May 21, 2025 at 10:31 PM
What I wouldn’t give to fill Principal Musk’s convertible with horseshit…
Clark’s? Fuck that…Keen Blue Ribbon
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May 19, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Clark’s? Fuck that…Keen Blue Ribbon
I mean, he’s a farmer…right? Oh wait that was Carter.
May 19, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I mean, he’s a farmer…right? Oh wait that was Carter.
I’m reminded of Pee Wee Herman saying, “I don’t need you! I don’t need anyone!”
May 5, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I’m reminded of Pee Wee Herman saying, “I don’t need you! I don’t need anyone!”
Yep and the giant, possessed, “self-driving” 18 wheeler is stalking them…
May 2, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Yep and the giant, possessed, “self-driving” 18 wheeler is stalking them…
What has Homer and his ilk NOT predicted at this point, right?
May 2, 2025 at 2:31 AM
What has Homer and his ilk NOT predicted at this point, right?
Jesus has NO ONE seen Maximum Overdrive?!?
May 1, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Jesus has NO ONE seen Maximum Overdrive?!?
Fast forward 4 years: RFK and DJT Juniors are on a beach in the newly, Russian-annexed Odessa, drinking wine watching the sunset.
“We sure got em, didn’t we, comrade?”
“We sure got em, didn’t we, comrade?”
April 17, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Fast forward 4 years: RFK and DJT Juniors are on a beach in the newly, Russian-annexed Odessa, drinking wine watching the sunset.
“We sure got em, didn’t we, comrade?”
“We sure got em, didn’t we, comrade?”
Also appropriate response: Give your balls a tug.
April 2, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Also appropriate response: Give your balls a tug.
People use the /s to indicate sarcasm. I hate people.
March 30, 2025 at 11:25 PM
People use the /s to indicate sarcasm. I hate people.
Yes. And never would I have that routine.
March 24, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Yes. And never would I have that routine.
I mean… according to the Supreme Court the president would be immune if he went back in time and strangled Carl Hatch.
March 23, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I mean… according to the Supreme Court the president would be immune if he went back in time and strangled Carl Hatch.
Even with the music I still can hear Elons robolaugh “Ha Haha Ha.” Fuggin guyyyyy…
March 21, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Even with the music I still can hear Elons robolaugh “Ha Haha Ha.” Fuggin guyyyyy…
Yashar - you’ve been making a lot of “Wow.” posts lately. It’s a sign of the times I think - when the sublime move to the ridiculous. ❤️
March 15, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Yashar - you’ve been making a lot of “Wow.” posts lately. It’s a sign of the times I think - when the sublime move to the ridiculous. ❤️
Cue up The Doors: The End
March 15, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Cue up The Doors: The End
No! You bring them over for coffee and admonish them, like a 8 year old on Festivus, in front of the media. That’s how my mom welcomed guests…without the media.
February 28, 2025 at 7:55 PM
No! You bring them over for coffee and admonish them, like a 8 year old on Festivus, in front of the media. That’s how my mom welcomed guests…without the media.