Darz
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Darz
@darz.bsky.social
Hoping to find some of the good & weird social media again.
That generally comes from however the corporation scores their live agents on QA. Almost any agent for any industry is supposed to run down a list of things to make that call short, before they can _really_ help you.

Sucks because it makes callers feel like agents aren’t listening to them.
My big frustration with calling customer service is how hard they try to drive you to the website. And like... I get it. But I'm tech savvy and if I'm calling it's because I have a problem I can't solve through your self-service systems
Also, every service.

Basically every visit to see my mom is 50% working through 2FA systems with her so she can pay utility bills.
November 25, 2025 at 6:14 PM
This summer the 4th iteration of Superman was released.

Audiences know that the Craig Bond was a reboot. It had its own version of Spectre and Blofeld.

Amz/MGM heads apparently don’t understand it.

You need to create a new Bond, dummies, not continue the last one.
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”

Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:

“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."

radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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Here's some more AI making up a quote from me. It's gonna be a nightmare, so let's pray the bubble pops soon and big.
November 8, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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I mean this could be very bad writing that notes that I defend nonlinear narrative, meandering, etc. (and I do praise indirect consequences a lot), but it sure sounds like something more specific, aka me talking about this guy.
November 8, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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Innocuous in itself, this stupid sentence is a reminder that thanks to AI it'll be harder and harder to know what's true, and some of us might get seriously misrepresented.
November 8, 2025 at 7:29 AM
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Never read him. Never wrote about him. "Murakami, conversely, has faced accusations of emotional detachment and circular storytelling. Yet, writer Rebecca Solnit defends his approach...." Did AI write this? pakobserver.net/lawrence-and...
Lawrence and Haruki Embodiment and reflection - Pakistan Observer
IN the vast landscape of world literature, a few writers have explored the depths of human experience as vividly as D.H. Lawrence and Haruki
pakobserver.net
November 8, 2025 at 6:46 AM
This already exists for some other centers (including Rudy Gobert), they are “neverminds,“ which is pointed out frequently on Timberwolves broadcasts by Michael Grady.
Wembanyama demands a new stat we could call “hell nos” measuring the absurd number of times professional basketball players abruptly elect to divert away from the area they are ostensibly trying to get
Wemby took two field goal attempts in the first half, didn't block a shot, and completely controlled the game.
October 28, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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"How do we get back the men we lost to Trump, Andrew Tate, and the Proud Boys?"

Please do not bring those weird ****ers over here. We have kids over here. I will call Child Services.
October 21, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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Reminder that Violent J of Insane Clown Posse has the correct response to a lot of the shitty things he said in the early days.
October 21, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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Our recent poll found that women 28 and younger skew substantially more left than the national average. Nearly 80 percent of Gen Z women want abortion to be legal and seven in 10 want gender-affirming care to be accessible for trans adults.
Gen Z women are the most liberal group in the country
On issues like abortion and gender-affirming care, women 28 and younger skew substantially more left than the national average.
19thnews.org
October 18, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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This photo accompanying a news story about the heist at the Louvre is perfection.
October 19, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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I spend a year plotting a mystery novel and then this happens.
October 20, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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like I can almost guarantee these people had some sort of construction uniform or something that made everyone think Ah Yes, This Is Official Business Of Some Kind even while they put up a fucking heist ladder
October 20, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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the Louvre heist very clearly based on the age old maxim that if you walk around holding a clipboard and a serious expression on your face absolutely nobody will question anything you’re doing
Writers: Ok so the heist team will include someone to get close to the curator's son and seduce him into revealing the whereabouts of the key that we will then briefly steal and make a copy of and return without anyone noticing via second to second precision and thats how we get in

Real thieves:
October 20, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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while youre busy reading this
im pulling a heist in your casino
October 17, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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The replies you are getting are not random people. They are not a statistical sampling of the audience.

They are aggressive deranged participants in harassment who are either bots using it to cloak themselves as human, a hired bot network, or just genuinely universal malcontents who hate ice cream.
October 17, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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I have multiple times now seen people remark the volume of hatred they get on Bluesky for pretty anodyne opinions.

...Got no idea what they're talking about. I've never seen it.

Because I went through blocklisting follow networks of the most virulent dipshits on this website.

Free and clear since
October 17, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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Years ago there was a Twitter leak that disclosed actual countries and email address of many ppl's IDs.

To this day you can find MAGA accounts – that were originally started by posting cat pictures – praising Hitler and, if you trace their account ID, are actually run from Pakistan.

It's all an op
Just a reminder that this place is rotten with bad faith accounts trying openly to split apart groups, redirect discussions, and ruin any chance of creating solidarity 🥰
October 17, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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Carly is so powerful that just *thinking* about Run Away With Me has me tearing up right now
there's a big problem with the culture here on bluesky, and it's that not nearly enough people are posting about the 10 year anniversary of Carly Rae Jepsen's groundbreaking and timeless album EMOTION being this year and how awesome that is
September 24, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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Happy birthday (anniversary?) to the show that made it ok for weird little kids like me to be interested in weird, spooky things.
September 10, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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Ok listen everyone’s gotta fucking stop with the labubus.
August 19, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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Imagine it's 1850 and you've just been flattened by an elite cavalry officer who just yells "SOWWY" as he thunders away.
August 15, 2025 at 9:07 AM
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This thread whips
JFC Nate Silver’s new book is over 450 pages.

Was the advance not big enough to afford an editor?!?
August 16, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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I want to share something truly beautiful with you all...you are welcome.
December 13, 2024 at 11:06 PM
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The philosophical justification for what’s happening in DC is basically this Reddit post
August 12, 2025 at 3:50 PM