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"My Postman friend gets really angry when I tell everyone what he does for a living . . . I call him a Mail Escort."
December 30, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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Hmmm…👇
December 30, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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Donald Trump is a convicted criminal.

He is objectively pro-crime.

The Trump administration is a criminal organization.

He is turning the U.S. into a mafia state.
If this is true, it is the most impeachable offense ever.
December 28, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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Excellent letter by Natalie, with some important points. Why is the UK becoming the world’s fifth largest economy heralded as an achievement, when poverty is increasing?
December 27, 2025 at 10:21 AM
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You had a good run bro...
December 26, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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Can someone please respond to Stephen Miller with this message from Frank Sinatra?
December 26, 2025 at 8:04 PM
bsky.app
December 22, 2025 at 9:32 AM
dirtbags-is it not a crime in the usa to not contact emergency services after a serious accident-surely the family have just case for suing?
ICE in Indio, CA chased a family, caused a car crash that injured everyone in the vehicle, kidnapped the father and left the hurt mother and children without providing medical attention (12/19/25)
December 20, 2025 at 11:11 AM
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For a man that regrew his ear it’s strange that his hand is always in recovery mode
December 20, 2025 at 7:01 AM
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#IncludeKickSleighLoose

Santa's chilling in his red sleigh,
Drinking gin and juice
Sittin' back, hanging loose
Kickin' it old school
December 19, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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"The reindeer got Loose from the Sleigh again." 🙁

"Ooh! Are you busted!" 😮

"What's he gonna really do about it? Put me on the Naughty List again?" 🙄

"You didn't get the new zero-tolerance memo? You're toast Elvin. He's gonna have #Krampus Kick your ass!" 😧

😨

#IncludeKickSleighLoose
December 19, 2025 at 6:09 PM
#IncludeKickSleighLoose Are you at a loose end and need something to keep yourself occupied? Learn Sleigh maintenance or one of the many skills you can learn at Kris Kringles grotto were you'll get the best training from people and magical creatures and have a kick too.
December 19, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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It was only after one of the Sleighs reindeer had kicked Santa's sack that Santa realised he had loose nuts..
#IncludeKickSleighLoose
December 19, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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Well, that's the last time Santa's putting up with Rudolph kicking himself loose from the sleigh team.

#IncludeKickSleighLoose
December 19, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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Mittens was done. He was cutting loose from Santa's village, kicking the cold snow off his paws, and stealing the old man's sleigh on his way to a better life.

And that's when Grandma got run over by a reindeer...

#IncludeKickSleighLoose
#MerryChristmas
December 19, 2025 at 6:30 PM
#IncludeKickSleighLoose When this season is over and Old Saint Nick's work is done he can put the trusty sleigh in mothballs and put away the wardrobe for another year. Yup, Kicking off those boots and soaking his feet sure is nice. He can let loose the jollity and soak in a lovely bubble bath.
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December 19, 2025 at 6:59 PM
#IncludeKickSleighLoose As the boiler's on the blink and turned off at the moment things could be a little warmer. Now, as he could spare a loose moment to pop round on his sleigh, give the boiler a bit of Christmas magic and kick start the system.
Mince pie and sherry if he does.
Carrots too.
December 19, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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It’s time to play #Include3Words! Today’s tag is:

#IncludeKickSleighLoose

Write an original post that includes all 3 of these words in some form:
1. kick
2. sleigh
3. loose

Try to look past the obvious and be creative! Think outside the box and have fun with it!

#HashtagGame
December 19, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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Speaker Mike Johnson says his entire worldview comes from the Bible.

But he’s about to kick 2 million Texans off their healthcare right before Christmas.

If you aren’t loving your neighbor, then keep Jesus’ name out of your mouth.
December 19, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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ROB REINER: “This is just the beginning, and people have to understand our democracy is being taken away from us. We have a year before this country becomes a full on autocracy…
December 15, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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I’ve seen two kids post that the Brown University shooting is the second school shooting they’ve survived.

This should enrage and radicalize everyone.

Kids shouldn’t have to survive one shooting, let alone two.

No more thoughts and prayers.

It’s time to address the guns.
December 14, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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Fox News’ Chief National Security Correspondent. We are about to go to war for oil, while citing a lie as justification. Again.
December 13, 2025 at 8:47 PM