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Daniel Bergel
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dasharez0ne.bsky.social
MY REQUEST'S - dashare.zone ADMIN
WE ARE HUMAN BEIGNS NOT SIX YEAR OLD'S WITH WALLET'S !!!! EVERY LIVING PERSON WITH A SOUL ON THIS SHIT PLANET IS TREATED AS A CAPTIVE FIRST GRADE STUDENT WITH BATHROOM TIME RESTRICTED BY AN INAPPROPRIATELY FIRM TEACHER!!!!!! YOU ARE A PIECE OF DA GLOBAL CONSCOSNESS AND THOSE WHO TREAT YOU IN THIS WAY ARE DEFYING THERE OWN HUMANITY!!!!!!!!!!! DA SKELITEN SIT'S IN A CHAIR THINKIN ABOUT THIS WORLD AND SAYS " NO MORE OTUCHSCREENS, I WANT TO PUSH A BUTTON, I WANT THE BUTTON TO CLICK, I DO NOT WANT A FAKE CLICKING SOUND, I DONT WANT A CAR THAT PRETENDS ITS REVVING UP BY PLAYING ENGINE SOUNDS THROUGHT HE SPEAKERS, I WANT 9999 FUNCTIOINING GUILLOTINES I WANT PEOPLE TO BE BAILED OUT WHILE CORPORATIONS STARVE IN THE STREETS " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
July 11, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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possumacquainter.bsky.social
bad news for Mamdani: i just imagined him shooting at my feet with two revolvers while shouting "dance! dance, ya varmint, dance!!" and then cackling so maniacally that his cowboy hat falls off. When will he go on TV to apologize for doing this
June 30, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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iggymaid.bsky.social
"Damn, can't imagine life without the hallucination/plagiarism machine that sucks more power than a small country and only creates more work for everyone as we have to thoroughly check/fix everything it spits at us. oh hottest year running for several years in a row? Must be coincidence"
June 30, 2025 at 9:58 AM
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luckytran.com
LAPD fired rubber bullets at Australian journalist @laurentomasi.bsky.social
June 9, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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dasharez0ne.bsky.social
BREAD & CIRCUSES - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKIELETON PUSHEN AN EMPTY CART THROU A GROCERY STORE AND THERE TRYEN TO FIGURE OUT HOW FOOD COSTS MORE AND ALSO ITS SMALLER NOW. JUST PICK ONE MOTHER FUCKER !!!!! AND DA TEXT SAY'S "BREAD AND CIRCUSES ONLY KEEP US DISTRACTED IF WE CAN AFFORD THE BREAD AND THE CIRSUS DOESNT STOP EVERY FEW MINUTES FOR AN AD BREAK " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
November 13, 2024 at 9:59 PM
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maddox.xmission.com
Cashier: how's your day today?

Jordan Peterson: Define today.
May 26, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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cerberusxt.bsky.social
Gm!
May 24, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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aprildaniels.bsky.social
It turns out that letting a machine someone else owns do all your thinking for you means that your very process of thought can be enshittified into a glorified ad feed. Who would have guessed this was going to happen, except everyone?
The "Enshittification" has arrived I asked ChatGPT about the impact of the current tarrifs on inventories over the next few months. It returned a long list of links to toiletries I might want to buy. I asked it why it did that. It replied: "As of April 28, 2025, OpenAI introduced new shopping features to ChatGPT, enhancing its capabilities to provide product recommendations complete with images, reviews, and direct purchase links. These features are available to all users, including those on Free, Plus, and Pro tiers, and even to users not logged in. The recommendations are generated organically, without paid advertisements or commission-based incentives, relying instead on structured metadata from third-party sources such as pricing, product descriptions, and reviews . This update aims to offer a more personalized an streamlined shopping experience directly within the ChatGPT interface, allowing users to explore products across various categories like fashion, beauty, electronics, and home goods. If you have any specific preferences or need tailored recommendations, feel free to let me know!"
May 5, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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goodaaron.bsky.social
There’s an ongoing joke in Star Trek where replicator food is considered inferior to hand prepared meals.

Replicator rations are perfectly balanced, produce exactly what you asked for down to the molecule. Nothing more, nothing less.

But it is soulless.

Anyway, thinking about AI.
a person is taking a slice of pie out of the refrigerator
Alt: a person is taking a slice of pie out of the replicator
media.tenor.com
March 30, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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dasharez0ne.bsky.social
G.P.T - dashare.zone ADMIN
A COOL A$$ SKELOTEN FLICKEN OFF THERE COMPUTER, AND THERE COMPUTER IS RUNNEN A COOL PROGRAM (10 PRINT "dashare.zone" 20 GOTO 10) AND THERE TIRED OF HOW WE HAVE TO ARGUE OVER WHETHER OR NOT WE HAVE TO LET COMPUTER GENERATED SLOP PUSH EVERY THING ELSE OFF THE INTERNET, AND DA TEXT SAYS "THEONLY GPT I CARE ABOUT IS GETTING HIGH AND PANICKING BECAUSE I GOT TOO HIGH " AND LETS BE REAL THE ONLY REASON WHY THEY MADE IT SO KIDS CAN PUT THERE HOMEWORK IN GPT AND GET FREE HOMEWORK IS BECAUSE THERE KNEE CAPPING THE NEXT GENERATIONS RESISTENCE TO ITS USE, IT WAS DONE ON PURPOSE TO MAKE SURE KIDS NOW WILL GROW INTO ADULTS WHO HAVE A FONDNESS FOR THE COMPUTER SLOP, THEN THEY MAKE SURE TO SAY "NOOOO DONT USE IT FOR HOMEWORK" TO GIVE ALL THE KIDS THE IDEA THAT THEY SHOULD USE THE GPT SHIT, THINK ABOUT IT, IM RIGHT - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
March 29, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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dril.bsky.social
im all set to graduate Columbia University majoring in " Cowardice " , with a minor in "Kissing Fucking Ass" a nd "Prostrating myself "
March 26, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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dasharez0ne.bsky.social
HELL YEA - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKIELATAN RESTING IN THERE VOID OF CHOICE "DA COMFORT ZONE" A PLACE WHERE ALL IS FAMILIAR AND THERE IS NO CHALENGE, IF YA GOTTA LEAVE SOME TIMES THEN FINE, I GUESS ILL CHANGE AND GROW BUT YA GOTA LOVE CHILLEN IN "DA CAVE OF DA SAME" - DA TEXT SAYS "I LOVE DA COMFORT ZONE, ALL MY STUFF IS HERE, WHY LEAVE, PREDICTABLE, NO PROGRESS HELL YEA, NO CHANGE HELL YEA, I WILL NEVER LEAVE, DA FAST FOOD OF DA MINED" - BED ROOM IS FINE BUT IN MY MIND I NEED 1 CUBE 8 FOOT BY 8 FOOT BY 8 FOOT COMPLETLEY WHITE WITH HARD FLOOR, VERY INSULATED, VERY SILLENT, SOFT AMBIENT LIGHT (NOT OVER HEAD) A DOOR THAT BLEND'S IN WITH THE WALL, NO SOUND FROM OUT SIDE, LAY COMPLETELY STILL IN CUBE , I NEED IT, FOR MY MIND - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
March 2, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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robertgarcia.bsky.social
Brianna Keilar: Do you think that calling Elon Musk a dick is effective messaging?

Congressman Robert Garcia: Well, he is a dick.
February 12, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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caseyexplosion.bsky.social
Cleaning out my spice rack, and finding an unopened one that expired 2 years ago. What a waste of thyme.
February 12, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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caseyexplosion.bsky.social
Silicon Valley be all like "You didn't want to buy our monkey jpgs and conduct meetings with VR headsets, I guess we have no choice but to start WW3"
February 9, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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radishharmers.bsky.social
I don't want to live in a meritocracy. I want to live in the world where you'll be ok even if you don't have an iota of talent in your body.
February 7, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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nameshiv.bsky.social
Can't get over how confused this kid must be, how often do you get fired for the exact same reason you got hired
klong.bsky.social Katherine Long @klong.bsky.social · Feb 6
I linked DOGE staffer Marko Elez to a deleted X account that advocated repealing the Civil Rights Act, backed a “eugenic immigration policy,” and wrote, “You could not pay me to marry outside of my ethnicity."

He just resigned. www.wsj.com/tech/doge-st...
DOGE Staffer Resigns Over Racist Posts
A staffer for Elon Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency whose access to U.S. Treasury payment systems was approved by a federal judge on Thursday has links to a deleted social-media account that...
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February 6, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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If elon musk is so smart how come he isn’t
May 17, 2023 at 11:13 AM
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adamtots.bsky.social
That’s suspicious. That’s weird.
January 26, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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hoovybaby.bsky.social
*law school professor voice*: You can't just claim that the Torment Nexus is normatively wrong. Left-leaning people like me should assume good faith by those suggesting the Nexus is constitutional & engage with their arguments.
January 24, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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caseyexplosion.bsky.social
Shovels were really the most groundbreaking invention weren't they?
January 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM