Dani Janae
@danijanae.bsky.social
Poet. Journalist. Lesbian of note.
Author of Hound Triptych (Sundress Publications, 2026) ✨
https://linktr.ee/danijanae
Author of Hound Triptych (Sundress Publications, 2026) ✨
https://linktr.ee/danijanae
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Jake Paul has been euthanized
December 20, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Jake Paul has been euthanized
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I wish the Grinch were real just so he could be murdered on television
December 19, 2025 at 7:11 AM
I wish the Grinch were real just so he could be murdered on television
Things I’ve been doing since finding out my job is ending:
1. Drinking 3+ cups of coffee
2. Not sleeping
3. Eating a lot of stuffing
4. Working on my Toni Braxton impression
1. Drinking 3+ cups of coffee
2. Not sleeping
3. Eating a lot of stuffing
4. Working on my Toni Braxton impression
December 19, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Things I’ve been doing since finding out my job is ending:
1. Drinking 3+ cups of coffee
2. Not sleeping
3. Eating a lot of stuffing
4. Working on my Toni Braxton impression
1. Drinking 3+ cups of coffee
2. Not sleeping
3. Eating a lot of stuffing
4. Working on my Toni Braxton impression
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The amount of smug europeans that come out every time there is a mass shooting here…
Like sorry buddy I know things are abysmal in America but I’m not taking lectures from your bitch ass.
Like sorry buddy I know things are abysmal in America but I’m not taking lectures from your bitch ass.
December 15, 2025 at 8:31 PM
The amount of smug europeans that come out every time there is a mass shooting here…
Like sorry buddy I know things are abysmal in America but I’m not taking lectures from your bitch ass.
Like sorry buddy I know things are abysmal in America but I’m not taking lectures from your bitch ass.
This is true of L Word fans and I learned it the hard way 😭
misery (1990) is an accurate depiction of Some Fans i fear
December 15, 2025 at 5:23 PM
This is true of L Word fans and I learned it the hard way 😭
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Our society only seems to promote people who think the point of art is to hold a finished product, rather than the process of creation. I'm ashamed to admit how much it bothers me that you can be so obviously ignorant and still be taken seriously.
I have creative projects that I've been struggling to finish for *years* that I would rather fling into a fire than let a computer complete them for me.
December 15, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Our society only seems to promote people who think the point of art is to hold a finished product, rather than the process of creation. I'm ashamed to admit how much it bothers me that you can be so obviously ignorant and still be taken seriously.
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The Bagel Boss has escaped confinement BOLO
December 14, 2025 at 10:25 PM
The Bagel Boss has escaped confinement BOLO
Kids these days only care about HunTRIX, they know nothing but the motherSHIP!
December 14, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Kids these days only care about HunTRIX, they know nothing but the motherSHIP!
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50 years ago, Parliament's 'Mothership Connection' set the stage for more high-concept funk sagas from the P-Funk collective. https://disc.gs/3KDZ7xx
December 13, 2025 at 3:54 PM
50 years ago, Parliament's 'Mothership Connection' set the stage for more high-concept funk sagas from the P-Funk collective. https://disc.gs/3KDZ7xx
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The measles outbreak in South Carolina is “accelerating” with no end in sight following Thanksgiving and other large gatherings, state health officials say.
South Carolina measles outbreak is 'accelerating,' driving hundreds into quarantine
Some students who remain unvaccinated are now in a second 21-day quarantine since the beginning of the school year.
nbcnews.to
December 10, 2025 at 10:20 PM
The measles outbreak in South Carolina is “accelerating” with no end in sight following Thanksgiving and other large gatherings, state health officials say.
Misleading headline! No lesbian affairs involved!
This whole thing is insane but ultimately it's a testament to a blogger's ability if they can break up a marriage www.piratewires.com/p/heather-co...
'Heather Cox Richardson Stole My Wife'
one man’s account of how the prominent substacker helped radicalize his wife and blow up their
www.piratewires.com
December 11, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Misleading headline! No lesbian affairs involved!
losing your job? Before Christmas??! it could happen to you! (It happened to me!)
December 10, 2025 at 9:56 PM
losing your job? Before Christmas??! it could happen to you! (It happened to me!)
Sorry to my haters but I’ve just discovered a new song to be absolutely obsessed with
December 9, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Sorry to my haters but I’ve just discovered a new song to be absolutely obsessed with
I think I got another hernia from laughing too hard at this @cbbworld.bsky.social @pftompkins.bsky.social
December 9, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I think I got another hernia from laughing too hard at this @cbbworld.bsky.social @pftompkins.bsky.social
Fallon is a week away from inviting the CEO of Raytheon on his show to play a game called “Guess Those Knees” or some other bullshit
December 9, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Fallon is a week away from inviting the CEO of Raytheon on his show to play a game called “Guess Those Knees” or some other bullshit
A man made a comment about the nudity on my book cover and it made me so uncomfortable like damn yall can’t even look at art without getting a hard on huh?
December 8, 2025 at 12:31 PM
A man made a comment about the nudity on my book cover and it made me so uncomfortable like damn yall can’t even look at art without getting a hard on huh?
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Don’t believe me?
Here is the video (& link to the originally TikTok) of these guys saying they won’t leave women they despise bc they don’t want them to be happy…
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTrmqXyWw/
Here is the video (& link to the originally TikTok) of these guys saying they won’t leave women they despise bc they don’t want them to be happy…
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTrmqXyWw/
December 6, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Don’t believe me?
Here is the video (& link to the originally TikTok) of these guys saying they won’t leave women they despise bc they don’t want them to be happy…
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTrmqXyWw/
Here is the video (& link to the originally TikTok) of these guys saying they won’t leave women they despise bc they don’t want them to be happy…
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTrmqXyWw/
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Her Listening Age was 16 you sick fuck
December 4, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Her Listening Age was 16 you sick fuck
I fear liberals have attached themselves to the “all MAGA accounts aren’t real Americans“ story and I hate to inform you all that “real Americans“ share those ideals
December 4, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I fear liberals have attached themselves to the “all MAGA accounts aren’t real Americans“ story and I hate to inform you all that “real Americans“ share those ideals
Quite a few things made Substack suck but my most petty gripe was celebrities flocking to it
December 4, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Quite a few things made Substack suck but my most petty gripe was celebrities flocking to it
The worst kind of social media reply guy is the one that always wants to tell you “that company is evil! That person was cancelled in 2016!”
Like calm down buddy
Like calm down buddy
December 4, 2025 at 2:11 PM
The worst kind of social media reply guy is the one that always wants to tell you “that company is evil! That person was cancelled in 2016!”
Like calm down buddy
Like calm down buddy
I love being a lesbian. my friend’s ex just emailed me asking if I would review their new book. Like baby you KNOW they got me in the divorce!
December 3, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I love being a lesbian. my friend’s ex just emailed me asking if I would review their new book. Like baby you KNOW they got me in the divorce!