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Danielle
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working on my night cheese. They/She. Pdx. I work in television.
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everyone look at pippi right now
October 7, 2023 at 2:36 AM
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A multi-day crime spree in Aurora has come to an end after officials tracked down the culprit — a 400-pound pig named Fred.
Aurora officials capture culprit responsible for multi-day crime spree — a 400-pound pig named Fre...
A multi-day crime spree in Aurora has come to an end after officials tracked down the culprit — a 400-pound pig named Fred.
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October 6, 2023 at 3:28 PM
forgot this existed have some cat
September 10, 2023 at 7:45 PM
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[youth pastor voice] you know who else was taken down as an inside job?
September 10, 2023 at 6:43 PM
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AI enthusiasts showing you the worst thing you've ever seen like:
September 10, 2023 at 11:30 AM
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i don’t really know what sous vide is but i would looove to do it to my brain
August 22, 2023 at 5:01 AM
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I put my head upon your chest. When I rest, you rest, we rest.
May 21, 2023 at 2:32 AM
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As a tran, I am of two minds about Barbie. On the one hand, it's too comfortable with a simplistic gender binary.

On the other, the last 10 minutes make me cry??

More on BARBIE, transness, transcendence, and Rhea Perlman as God:

https://www.nytimes.com/2023/08/15/movies/barbie-transgender.html
August 15, 2023 at 10:42 PM
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Thinking about the time I saw The National in concert. The singer asked "how's everyone doing tonight?" and the guy next to me shouted "I'm getting a divorce"
August 9, 2023 at 2:20 AM
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wake up kids, the test results are back from the lab and it’s not good: we’ve got the dreamers disease
August 14, 2023 at 1:56 PM
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oh, you know *EXACTLY* in tarnation
July 2, 2023 at 10:03 PM
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{me to the boys in the yard} you come to me on this, the day of my milkshake?
August 15, 2023 at 4:20 PM
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It's A Cold And It's A Broken Hallelujah, Charlie Brown
August 16, 2023 at 2:54 AM
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hey, you've had a hard day

treat yourself

to bath lunchable
August 16, 2023 at 3:26 AM
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malicious little goblin who went to art school and sneaks into kitchen cabinets to judge your mug collection
August 6, 2023 at 3:12 PM
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ive never felt more compelled to spend $85 in my life
August 6, 2023 at 5:16 PM
Love when my heart physically hurts with the pain of a thousand existences and burdens of the curse of living for exactly one week
August 4, 2023 at 4:11 AM
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why does rudy guiliani look like a goomba
August 3, 2023 at 11:58 PM
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“Stop the car. Stop the fucking car NOW”
August 4, 2023 at 2:02 AM
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stolen from twitter, but it’s too important to leave over there
August 4, 2023 at 1:47 AM
Portland streets remain undefeated
stolen from twitter, but it’s too important to leave over there
August 4, 2023 at 4:09 AM
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Meanwhile in Vancouver:
You can check a dog out of the library using their “barkcode” to take them on a walk and read them poetry.

Bonus: This is a sequel to a library program where shy new readers could enlist dogs as an audience to practice reading out loud.
August 3, 2023 at 6:47 PM
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if you do not want to see bowser's penis you should simply post something that is more compelling,, welcome to the "marketplace of ideas"
August 3, 2023 at 3:28 AM