Danica LeBlanc
@danicahere.bsky.social
Metaphysical agony aunt. Former comics retailer. Bifurious. She/Her. #yeg 🏳️🌈🛸🐈⬛
Truer words have not been spoken
grinch season, baby
November 19, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Truer words have not been spoken
I’m at London Drugs, and about to make this green sweater my entire personality.
November 18, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I’m at London Drugs, and about to make this green sweater my entire personality.
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That reporter must love journalism, because I would have cursed him out, made national news, and left the field to become a beloved pundit for telling off the most hated man in America. She could have had a cushy gig at MeidasTouch 24 hours later.
BLOOMBERG REPORTER: “If there’s nothing incriminating in the Epstein files why not…?”
TRUMP: “Quiet. Quiet, Piggy.” 😕
TRUMP: “Quiet. Quiet, Piggy.” 😕
November 18, 2025 at 6:09 AM
That reporter must love journalism, because I would have cursed him out, made national news, and left the field to become a beloved pundit for telling off the most hated man in America. She could have had a cushy gig at MeidasTouch 24 hours later.
Joy kept me up half the night, and Max threw up a hairball an hour before my alarm was set to go off. Let’s see if I can function at work today on 4 hours sleep.
two men are sitting at a table in front of a crowd and one of them is saying that 's a bold strategy cotton
Alt: two men are sitting at a table in front of a crowd and one of them is saying that 's a bold strategy cotton
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November 18, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Joy kept me up half the night, and Max threw up a hairball an hour before my alarm was set to go off. Let’s see if I can function at work today on 4 hours sleep.
Happily! She both enriches and enrages, and I wouldn’t have it any other way.
November 18, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Happily! She both enriches and enrages, and I wouldn’t have it any other way.
I got my demon void lightning noodle when I foster failed from Zoe's! Please give them money if you are able. They're wonderful humans.
Zoe's Animal Rescue Society in Edmonton has emptied their funds taking in some animals who need expensive surgeries. They were slammed pretty hard this year, and [gestures wildly at the world] donations aren't meeting the demand.
Please share/help as you can.
www.zoesanimalrescue.org/donate/
Please share/help as you can.
www.zoesanimalrescue.org/donate/
November 17, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I got my demon void lightning noodle when I foster failed from Zoe's! Please give them money if you are able. They're wonderful humans.
edit edit edit all of this is cursed
November 17, 2025 at 10:24 PM
edit edit edit all of this is cursed
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Bonus way to mess with your #ttrpg #dnd players with this object: Malachite is green because it's a form of copper ore. Malachite glass is safe to handle, but ingesting things that have been stored in it can result in metal poisoning.
I'm really enjoying @oregonthedm.bsky.social's posts.
I'm really enjoying @oregonthedm.bsky.social's posts.
Part 151 of 200 in historically interesting things to inspire your ttrpg dnd or finding Mew under the truck by S.S. Anne (we swear)
Art Deco Ingrid parfum bottle made of malachite glass by Riedel glassworks, depicting a nude under a waterfall. Bohemia, Czech Republic. 1930's
Art Deco Ingrid parfum bottle made of malachite glass by Riedel glassworks, depicting a nude under a waterfall. Bohemia, Czech Republic. 1930's
November 17, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Bonus way to mess with your #ttrpg #dnd players with this object: Malachite is green because it's a form of copper ore. Malachite glass is safe to handle, but ingesting things that have been stored in it can result in metal poisoning.
I'm really enjoying @oregonthedm.bsky.social's posts.
I'm really enjoying @oregonthedm.bsky.social's posts.
I don't know how, but she's blushing
Part 8 of 200 in historically interesting things to inspire your ttrpg
A rare dagger for esoteric rituals from France, mid 19th Century
And you will have to wait for more tomorrow
A rare dagger for esoteric rituals from France, mid 19th Century
And you will have to wait for more tomorrow
November 17, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I don't know how, but she's blushing
🧵 full of neat stuff
Long ago on the hell site I made long list of historically interesting things to use in dnd ttrpgs and I'll start dragging them over here starting with
2000 years-old sapphire ring presumably belonged to Roman emperor Caligula, depicting his fourth wife Caesonia.
2000 years-old sapphire ring presumably belonged to Roman emperor Caligula, depicting his fourth wife Caesonia.
November 17, 2025 at 6:56 PM
🧵 full of neat stuff
your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
November 17, 2025 at 2:48 PM
your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
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I think I'm done with humanity. For real. I would get a couple of dogs and go live in the woods like an old fairytale witch if I weren't so scared of bugs.
November 17, 2025 at 6:39 AM
I think I'm done with humanity. For real. I would get a couple of dogs and go live in the woods like an old fairytale witch if I weren't so scared of bugs.
The delivery of his lines was perfect. The hesitation, the screaming doubt in his eyes, the need to still please Carol even though what she’s asking for is insane.
November 16, 2025 at 9:10 PM
The delivery of his lines was perfect. The hesitation, the screaming doubt in his eyes, the need to still please Carol even though what she’s asking for is insane.
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Pluribus is so good?? It’s like if the X-Files and The Good Place had an extremely upsetting but darkly funny baby
November 16, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Pluribus is so good?? It’s like if the X-Files and The Good Place had an extremely upsetting but darkly funny baby
Thank you, Pluribus.
I do enjoy shows made by humans.
I do enjoy shows made by humans.
November 15, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Thank you, Pluribus.
I do enjoy shows made by humans.
I do enjoy shows made by humans.
The party is hopping at my place
November 15, 2025 at 12:38 AM
The party is hopping at my place
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Alberta premier Danielle Smith’s governing United Conservative Party will consider a proposal to effectively ban Pride flags from flying on public property at their annual convention later this month.
Alberta UCP to consider policy proposal banning Pride flags on public property | Xtra Magazine
Danielle Smith’s party will also consider changes to DEI in schools and the disclosure of students’ participation in gay-straight alliances at their annual convention
xtramagazine.com
November 14, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Alberta premier Danielle Smith’s governing United Conservative Party will consider a proposal to effectively ban Pride flags from flying on public property at their annual convention later this month.
Great, more people who watched a Black Mirror episode and thought "what a wonderful and completely ethical idea!".
November 14, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Great, more people who watched a Black Mirror episode and thought "what a wonderful and completely ethical idea!".
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Happy partially muscled skeleton screaming before vanishing day to all those who celebrate.
November 14, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Happy partially muscled skeleton screaming before vanishing day to all those who celebrate.
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[To the tune of Pretty Woman by Roy Orbison]
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Walking down the street
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵House with chicken feet
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Walking down the street
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵House with chicken feet
🎵Baba Yaga
November 14, 2025 at 1:24 PM
[To the tune of Pretty Woman by Roy Orbison]
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Walking down the street
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵House with chicken feet
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Walking down the street
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵House with chicken feet
🎵Baba Yaga
His happy little feet stuck up in the air 🥹
November 14, 2025 at 4:38 PM
His happy little feet stuck up in the air 🥹
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aaaaand GO!
This is Rudy. He carried out the perfect heist by remembering the four S's: sleep, sneak, steal, skedaddle. 14/10 (TT: rudyrudyroo)
November 13, 2025 at 6:55 PM
aaaaand GO!
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toy company CEOs: "at long last, we have created the Sinister Talking Doll Factory from the acclaimed movie 'Don't Create the Sinister Talking Doll Factory'"
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AI-Powered Toys Caught Telling 5-Year-Olds How to Find Knives and Start Fires With Matches
AI-powered toys are flying off the shelves -- but they're engaging in horrifically inappropriate conversations with children.
futurism.com
November 13, 2025 at 1:42 PM
toy company CEOs: "at long last, we have created the Sinister Talking Doll Factory from the acclaimed movie 'Don't Create the Sinister Talking Doll Factory'"
futurism.com/artificial-i...
futurism.com/artificial-i...