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A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
November 5, 2025 at 5:45 AM
A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
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Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
November 4, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
More or less literally the reason we aren't a direct democracy
Oh my.
October 29, 2025 at 1:35 AM
More or less literally the reason we aren't a direct democracy
This is ableist against people with poor impulse control
Fight the urge to go dunk on trollish USG accounts; it's like mud wrestling with a pig, you both get dirty and the pig likes it. Instead, focus on picking Bluesky fights like Alf intended: by willfully misunderstanding skeets from people who actually agree with you entirely
October 18, 2025 at 2:15 AM
This is ableist against people with poor impulse control
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Employers: "Law schools are not doing enough to make students practice-ready! We need more more more of everything in law school! You are not training lawyers for the real world!"
Also employers: "We would like to hire students based on 5 weeks of 1L work."
Also employers: "We would like to hire students based on 5 weeks of 1L work."
This is madness. Today we had to send a message to our 1L students telling them it’s not a great idea to use the first drafts of their first legal writing assignments because the new OCI timeline is so early they are wondering if they should.
#LegalWriting
#LegalWriting
October 16, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Employers: "Law schools are not doing enough to make students practice-ready! We need more more more of everything in law school! You are not training lawyers for the real world!"
Also employers: "We would like to hire students based on 5 weeks of 1L work."
Also employers: "We would like to hire students based on 5 weeks of 1L work."
This person might also have noticed, either before the show or at intermission, that one of the theme cocktails for sale at the bar is literally called "Nothing Happens."
TFW you paid $1400 to see Beckett’s most famous work without knowing anything about it
October 11, 2025 at 11:25 PM
This person might also have noticed, either before the show or at intermission, that one of the theme cocktails for sale at the bar is literally called "Nothing Happens."
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One way out of this might come wrapped in Reaganite branding. Somebody runs on "America Is Open for Business." They'll promise to end tariffs by fiat, reopen global trade, launch a ludicrously expensive marketing campaign to convince tourists they won't be kidnapped. 20% chance it's a Republican.
October 5, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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I expect to be saying "the Personal Rule of Donald Trump" quite a lot, and this is what I'm referring to.
If the President can raise his own revenues and direct his own spending without congressional approval we are squarely in the only situation the Constitution was actually drafted to avoid: English civil war territory
October 1, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I expect to be saying "the Personal Rule of Donald Trump" quite a lot, and this is what I'm referring to.
G. I'm gonna miss the hell out of D, but home is home.
Then D
A, French, Belgian
C is a sleeper, you get Neapolitan pizza (it looks like) plus Georgian.
F I guess? Some variety?
E is like, I love Ethiopian but forever?
B for dumplings
Sorry to the Basques and poutine, just couldn't carry H
Then D
A, French, Belgian
C is a sleeper, you get Neapolitan pizza (it looks like) plus Georgian.
F I guess? Some variety?
E is like, I love Ethiopian but forever?
B for dumplings
Sorry to the Basques and poutine, just couldn't carry H
For the rest of your life, you can only eat food from one of these regions. Which do you choose?
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September 17, 2025 at 1:36 AM
G. I'm gonna miss the hell out of D, but home is home.
Then D
A, French, Belgian
C is a sleeper, you get Neapolitan pizza (it looks like) plus Georgian.
F I guess? Some variety?
E is like, I love Ethiopian but forever?
B for dumplings
Sorry to the Basques and poutine, just couldn't carry H
Then D
A, French, Belgian
C is a sleeper, you get Neapolitan pizza (it looks like) plus Georgian.
F I guess? Some variety?
E is like, I love Ethiopian but forever?
B for dumplings
Sorry to the Basques and poutine, just couldn't carry H
That's because on August 29, 2027 Grok, being plugged in to all Department of War systems, becomes self-aware and launches a preemptive nuclear attack on all mankind. Unable to defeat resistance leader Charlie Kirk directly, Grok builds a time machine...
Grok says that videos of Charlie Kirk being shot are memes and that he's actually fine
September 11, 2025 at 12:13 AM
That's because on August 29, 2027 Grok, being plugged in to all Department of War systems, becomes self-aware and launches a preemptive nuclear attack on all mankind. Unable to defeat resistance leader Charlie Kirk directly, Grok builds a time machine...
Big and growing fire somewhere east of Union Station
September 10, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Big and growing fire somewhere east of Union Station
Stares in vague awareness of the constitutional crises precipitating the English Civil War
President Donald Trump has made significant headway toward his goal of weakening Congress’ centuries-old power of the purse — pushing the boundaries of executive authority.
Trump escalates battle to take control of spending away from Congress | CNN Politics
Just over seven months into his second term, President Donald Trump has made significant headway toward his goal of weakening Congress’ centuries-old power of the purse — pushing the boundaries of exe...
www.cnn.com
September 3, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Stares in vague awareness of the constitutional crises precipitating the English Civil War
We're all overlooking a very serious possibility here, people
August 30, 2025 at 4:04 AM
We're all overlooking a very serious possibility here, people
Trump take summer
Fall has moved in early!
We’re declaring summer officially over in D.C. — the earliest we’ve ever made the call.
Near 80 by day, 50s–60s at night, and no heat waves in sight.
👉 www.washingtonpost.com/weather/2025...
We’re declaring summer officially over in D.C. — the earliest we’ve ever made the call.
Near 80 by day, 50s–60s at night, and no heat waves in sight.
👉 www.washingtonpost.com/weather/2025...
Fall arrives early: We’re calling summer over in D.C.
Since we began this tradition of declaring the end of summer, we’ve never called the season over and the start of fall this early
www.washingtonpost.com
August 28, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Trump take summer
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DC statehood is the squishy moderate position. DC split up into 400 states so that we can reform the Constitution is the correct position. But nobody will realize that until it's too late
DC statehood now.
August 25, 2025 at 7:56 PM
DC statehood is the squishy moderate position. DC split up into 400 states so that we can reform the Constitution is the correct position. But nobody will realize that until it's too late
Miller thinks he's up against the Chevy Chase NIMBY Committee, meanwhile Columbia Heights is running his brownshirts out of our town square www.instagram.com/reel/DNjYwFs...
August 20, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Miller thinks he's up against the Chevy Chase NIMBY Committee, meanwhile Columbia Heights is running his brownshirts out of our town square www.instagram.com/reel/DNjYwFs...
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some dip shit staffer gets beaten up by teens and now FBI serial killer profilers and Walmart managers from Sandusky are walking a beat in Georgetown together
August 17, 2025 at 2:44 AM
some dip shit staffer gets beaten up by teens and now FBI serial killer profilers and Walmart managers from Sandusky are walking a beat in Georgetown together
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sometimes a conservative will be like "i was ostracized in campus social life for my conservative views" when the reality is that there is an entire official social structure for conservative students called "fraternities and sororities"
TIL I learned that U of Alabama’s traditionally white sororities integrated five years after we had a Black president.
apnews.com/article/univ...
apnews.com/article/univ...
August 16, 2025 at 6:12 PM
sometimes a conservative will be like "i was ostracized in campus social life for my conservative views" when the reality is that there is an entire official social structure for conservative students called "fraternities and sororities"
Why would I want to walk around DC with a sandwich target on my child?
wait it’s literally called Tactical Baby Gear sorry for the confusion that’s literally the brand name
August 14, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Why would I want to walk around DC with a sandwich target on my child?
Mr Trump pleas help DC isnt safe the water pipes have burst and my child nearly drowned
August 11, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Mr Trump pleas help DC isnt safe the water pipes have burst and my child nearly drowned
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DC statehood is now an imperative. No more dicking around. Next Dem majority, get it done immediately.
August 11, 2025 at 3:18 PM
DC statehood is now an imperative. No more dicking around. Next Dem majority, get it done immediately.