Damon Kimble
@damonkimble.bsky.social
Midwest born and raised, New England transplant. Most of my posts are about Minnesota sports, The Hold Steady, or politics.
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Damon Kimble
@damonkimble.bsky.social
· Jun 6
The Swish, Cattle and the Creeping Things, Chips Ahoy, and Sequestered in Memphis might be the Mt. Rushmore of second tracks on first four albums.
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What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 1:37 AM
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
Checking in what the Democratic caucus is up to.
November 10, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Checking in what the Democratic caucus is up to.
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Thanks to @lindstorian.bsky.social for reminding me of this perfect gif.
a man in a suit and tie says i 'm so sick of congress
Alt: Josh Lyman, from the West Wing, says 'I'm so sick of Congress I could vomit.'
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Thanks to @lindstorian.bsky.social for reminding me of this perfect gif.
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Natalie Merchant performing in Sandy Hook benefiting Ben's Lighthouse!
November 8, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Natalie Merchant performing in Sandy Hook benefiting Ben's Lighthouse!
And we have today's winner of the internet!
Prince cards a should be for new cards only.
Replacement cards should be The Replacements.
Replacement cards should be The Replacements.
November 8, 2025 at 12:40 AM
And we have today's winner of the internet!
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just want to correct everyone: this is the WESTCHESTER KNICKS logo, not the NY Knicks. The G League affiliate, which is fitting.
The White House just posted this they are not mad they swear they are so not mad
November 5, 2025 at 4:10 AM
just want to correct everyone: this is the WESTCHESTER KNICKS logo, not the NY Knicks. The G League affiliate, which is fitting.
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Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
November 4, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
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St. Peter at the Pearly Gates: Did you live by the Ten Commandments?
Mike Johnson: I have no idea. I have not seen those
Mike Johnson: I have no idea. I have not seen those
November 3, 2025 at 4:55 PM
St. Peter at the Pearly Gates: Did you live by the Ten Commandments?
Mike Johnson: I have no idea. I have not seen those
Mike Johnson: I have no idea. I have not seen those
November 3, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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Healthcare but only for my friends
November 2, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Healthcare but only for my friends
"I trust Blake" is a Trump level lie.
November 2, 2025 at 4:37 AM
"I trust Blake" is a Trump level lie.
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I need a cigarette and I don't smoke and I'm not a fan of either of these teams
November 2, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I need a cigarette and I don't smoke and I'm not a fan of either of these teams
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A wild-eyed Christopher Lloyd explaining that the only way to close the inter-dimensional wormhole from the Cubs winning the World Series is to play another World Series in the "null hour" when clocks are turned back.
November 2, 2025 at 3:32 AM
A wild-eyed Christopher Lloyd explaining that the only way to close the inter-dimensional wormhole from the Cubs winning the World Series is to play another World Series in the "null hour" when clocks are turned back.
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That’s baseball, Suzyn
November 2, 2025 at 3:41 AM
That’s baseball, Suzyn
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Watching the Wolrd Series
November 1, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Watching the Wolrd Series
Who cares, free baseball!!!
Ramy Youssef and Shane Gillis made suprise appearances at the top of this week's Miles Teller-hosted SNL, with the trio playing NYC mayoral candidates Zohran Mamdani, Curtis Sliwa and Andrew Cuomo.
November 2, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Who cares, free baseball!!!
What Would Doyle Alexander Say?
Shoutout to Smoltz for saying "you don't mind if he gets a hit here, you just can't walk him" lol
November 2, 2025 at 3:26 AM
What Would Doyle Alexander Say?
Can still pull of the second half of this.
Ohtani hits solo to tie it. Goes to B9 and Vlad walks it off. Calling it.
November 2, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Can still pull of the second half of this.
Ohtani hits solo to tie it. Goes to B9 and Vlad walks it off. Calling it.
November 2, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Ohtani hits solo to tie it. Goes to B9 and Vlad walks it off. Calling it.
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Actually, seeing a man of color, getting scared, and calling The Police, is pretty typical racist behavior
sting? fucking STING? who in 2025 wants to see solo sting? this has to be a joke
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NFL Succumbs To Bad Bunny Criticism And Announces Special Super Bowl Concert With Sting
In an unexpected bid to calm the frenzy over Bad Bunny headlining the 2026 Super Bowl show, the NFL has introduced a special feature.
www.yahoo.com
October 30, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Actually, seeing a man of color, getting scared, and calling The Police, is pretty typical racist behavior
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Amazon is helping fund a $300 million build of a ballroom for the White House.
Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.
They are not the same.
Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.
They are not the same.
October 30, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Amazon is helping fund a $300 million build of a ballroom for the White House.
Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.
They are not the same.
Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.
They are not the same.