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Late to Every Spooky Party
@damnedoptimist.bsky.social
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Covered in cats, yarn and books; coffee imbiber, library enthusiast, knitter guy about town. "Queer" just about covers it. He/Him/His
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justkeepskeeting.pro
this is mesmerizing
November 25, 2025 at 6:31 AM
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slothropsmap.bsky.social
I went a third of a century accepting, on the testimony of a cartoon, that coyotes chase roadrunners before I ever saw the real thing.
cristianvlad.bsky.social Cristian Vlad @cristianvlad.bsky.social · 28d
Wonder why this scene looks so familiar...
#WildlifeWednesday 🐦🐕
November 6, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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phineas.bsky.social
Digital illustration of a Honey Badger, an ill-tempered beastie, mostly brownish black except for the top of its head and back which are white. It has big front claws and is making a big rawr face. Badger is standing on what looks like a cube that has been cut out of the earth. The top is grass and two side faces of the dirt and clay cube showing outward are carved into letters spelling ‘Maybe it will happen today’.
November 5, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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hollyanderson.bsky.social
you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you
Screenshot of a Facebook post featuring three of the Portland protesters wearing inflatable frog costumes with the following text: Episcopalians on Facebook Elizabeth Rose Elrod • 22h • Exodus 8:2-6 "But if you refuse to let them go, I will plague your whole country with frogs... The frogs shall come up on you and on your people and on all your officials."
October 15, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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foone.bsky.social
signing up for the hot new linguistic dating site
A signup form for a dating site, showing two options under "I'm a" that are "Bouba" and "Kiki" and below that, an "Interested In" section that has the options of "Boubas", "Kikis", "Both"
October 13, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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scoiattolo.mountainherder.xyz
Inside of me there are two lions. Both have anxiety.
faineg.bsky.social Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social · Sep 24
spiritually and emotionally I am these lions from a 1500s painting
MICHIEL COXCIE (1499-1592), CARTOONIST; WILLEM DE PANNEMAKER (ACTIVE 1535-1578), WEAVER Noah Builds the Ark "Story of Noah' series Brussels-Brabant, 1563-1566 Tapestry; gold, silver, silk and wool In 1556, Philip II acquired a set of tapestries that told the story of Noah. However, in 1559 the ship carrying them to Spain sank and only two hangings were saved, so the king ordered another set in 1562. It originally consisted of ten tapestries, only three of which are still extant: one shows God commanding Noah to build the ark, another depicts the disembarkation after the flood, and the third is this scene, where the biblical patriarch is giving his sons instructions on how to build the ark. For the borders, Philip II chose his coats of arms and a few animals alluding to the four elements silhouetted against a landscape in the background, whose painstaking details must have posed quite a technical challenge. This tapestry arrived in Madrid in 1566 and was displayed in emblematic settings like the Monastery of El Escorial.
September 24, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social
this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either
September 14, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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sarahseeandersen.bsky.social
Four panel comic. Comic panel one shows an otter peeking its head above water, raising a hand. Comic panel two shows the otter diving back under the waves with a splash. Comic panel three shows a cat on on some rocks by the water. The cat thinks “holy crap.” Comic panel three zooms into the cat’s face. The cat thinks, “A MERMAID”.
August 25, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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tuck.bsky.social
my roommate was trying to find the menu for a nearby bagel shop and instead found some of the most iconic slop I've ever seen. thanks food! :)
a green square that says "fast food meals. new phenomenon burger taste. $19.90. order via seamless" and in the corner is a non-euclidean cluster of chicken finger. a very normal 5-star review that says "I would be lost without restaurant. I would like to personally thank you for your outstanding product." - Nina Margaret, CEO apple. another normal review that says "without food, we would have gone bankrupt by now. thanks food! the service was excellent." John Doe, manager. an AI image of a pastrami sandwich. not to overuse the word non-euclidean but what else can I say to describe these layers of meat? this one also has some kind of yellow sauce leaking out of the bottom, and another yellow sauce being sensuously drizzled on top. in the lower right corner are baffling tubes that sort of look like if roasted carrots fucked a soft pretzel.
August 22, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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glastomichelle.bsky.social
The sun hitting the stone of the archway and the land beyond as it rose behind me this morning. Photo taken in St Michael's tower on Glastonbury Tor.
August 22, 2025 at 7:17 AM
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annetheriault.bsky.social
A very accurate description of Montreal
July 25, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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tkingfisher.com
Spiders Georg has apparently been exerting evolutionary pressure on the population.
sensoryecology.bsky.social Sensory Ecology Lab @sensoryecology.bsky.social · Jul 27
“Deep in the Peruvian Amazon, a spider is at work building an elaborate, fake decoy of itself. In its web, it busily goes to working crafting its doppelgänger out of leaves, debris and dead prey insects…”

#scicomm
#sensoryecology
#falsesignal

www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/s...
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Spider Builds Fake Spider Decoy
The new spider, thought to be a member of the genus Cyclosa, might build these decoys as part of a defense mechanism to confuse or distract predators
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July 27, 2025 at 8:20 AM
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adamcsharp.bsky.social
As for my favourite spoonerized business name, it will never not be this furniture showroom in New Zealand...
Sign for furniture showroom that reads SHACK OF SIT
July 22, 2025 at 10:42 AM
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tkingfisher.com
Out and about in Oslo! I saw this sign on a yarn store, but missed the first bit at first, so it looked kind of like a threat to knit the giver.
A sign that reads WAYS TO WIN MY HEART: BUY ME YARN, GIVE ME YARN, BE YARN
June 11, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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zombieisok.gay
Happy Pride Month 🌈🦇
Vibrantly colored illustration of six classic Batmans, each in different color of the rainbow and posing flirtatiously. Drawn by me in 2022.
June 2, 2024 at 12:52 AM
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lydia-levone.bsky.social
Happy Pride everybody, I made a Bisexshawl.
Crocheted shawl in bi pride colours, spread out on a wooden floor. Pattern from Red Teapot Atelier again.
June 1, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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vixerunt.bsky.social
Me giving myself little affirmations in the mirror
A picture of a fruit and yogurt parfait in a see though plastic cup with granola on top, where three blueberries are in perfect position for eyes and a nose, and the strawberry looks like a frown. The overall effect is one of a sad fruit clown. The text says "Je suis parfait" which in French means I am perfect Which I'm clearly not believing based on the sad look on my fruity face
May 16, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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discontinuedfoods.bsky.social
Transaurus Cookies (1993-1993): In the midst of monster truck mania, we got these bite-sized vanilla butter cookies, part of a collectible line, honoring the transforming, fire-breathing, car crushing, and apparently CRIME-FIGHTING dinosaur robot, Transaurus
"Monster Truck Cookies" on a shield. A robotic dinosaur "eats" a car. "Jurassic Age Returns...Transaurus, The Crime Fighting Dinosaur"
September 19, 2024 at 12:22 PM
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alpbeck.com
Before I go into today's dystopian nightmare, let's take a minute to bring down your blood pressure. Here is one of my favorite creatures, the #RedPanda. Enjoy. #nature #animals
April 19, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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joshcrewsreally.bsky.social
Wonder Woman by Mike del Mundo.
#comics #art
Wonder Woman sits at a small cafe style table for one to two. You see her on the other side of the table almost like you're sitting across from her. From bottom going up, you can see a little bit of her right leg crossed over her left behind the table pole, and some of the sides of her skirt. On top of small brown circular table you see a soft blue coffee mug with white stars on it. You see some of WW's lasso on the table and her elbows are on table as her hands hold the lasso in her fingers making a W. You see the top of her costume and her shoulders. Her head is slightly tilted to the right as she looks down at what she's making with her hands.
December 21, 2024 at 1:00 AM
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missriss.bsky.social
Wake up babe, new comrade just appeared
April 4, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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tkingfisher.com
The dishes here at named after cities. This salad is the Stockholm.

ME: I feel weird ordering this, but I’m sure I’ll grow to love it.

CASHIER: *blank look*

ME: *internal sigh*
A fancy ass salad with a lot of spinach and bacon.
March 26, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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basturder.bsky.social
I read this issue recently, it’s a great read.
March 2, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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felicityhannah.bsky.social
The trouble is, once I started imagining they were taking selfies I couldn’t unsee it
Three marble statues all holding their hands up to their faces
February 22, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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soxic.bsky.social
Absolute unit
February 12, 2025 at 8:49 PM