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Every bit of this only reinforces Joyce Carol Oates’ absolute roast of Elon Musk as fundamentally lacking in the ability to enjoy anything normally human. “I built a tool that can insult people in a social setting better than anything ever invented” is a real personal tell.
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Every bit of this only reinforces Joyce Carol Oates’ absolute roast of Elon Musk as fundamentally lacking in the ability to enjoy anything normally human. “I built a tool that can insult people in a social setting better than anything ever invented” is a real personal tell.
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looooool
November 21, 2025 at 6:35 PM
looooool
you put your foot in your mouth because you don’t consider if what you’re saying is insulting or hurtful, i put my foot in my mouth because i got hyperfixated on early-00s rhythm games, we are not the same
November 21, 2025 at 7:39 PM
you put your foot in your mouth because you don’t consider if what you’re saying is insulting or hurtful, i put my foot in my mouth because i got hyperfixated on early-00s rhythm games, we are not the same
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HE'S COME TO COLLECT.
of the Devil - Episode 2: December 18th.
of the Devil - Episode 2: December 18th.
November 20, 2025 at 5:06 PM
HE'S COME TO COLLECT.
of the Devil - Episode 2: December 18th.
of the Devil - Episode 2: December 18th.
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YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
November 16, 2025 at 11:25 PM
YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
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Social media seems like a bad invention once I realize that it’s just email where you continue hanging out after you’ve read it
November 18, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Social media seems like a bad invention once I realize that it’s just email where you continue hanging out after you’ve read it
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#3157 A helpful tutorial
November 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
#3157 A helpful tutorial
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YES! And then someone in English going like “WE AGREED ON FORTY”
one thing I love about Star Wars that you don’t get in sci-fi with universal translation mechanics is aliens popping off in their own little language
November 17, 2025 at 5:21 AM
YES! And then someone in English going like “WE AGREED ON FORTY”
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'Four cones wins, but in order to get a cone you have to build a civilization. Which is where the spirit cards come in'
November 15, 2025 at 11:25 PM
'Four cones wins, but in order to get a cone you have to build a civilization. Which is where the spirit cards come in'
all the horrorifying stuff in last week's pluribus and this hotel in the cold open is what i keep pausing out of discomfort over
November 15, 2025 at 4:16 AM
all the horrorifying stuff in last week's pluribus and this hotel in the cold open is what i keep pausing out of discomfort over
i love that the oversight committee was like "no, they're not all relevant to the sex crimes, please enjoy roasting the weird pervert for thoughts that would get you laughed out of most blunt rotations"
"skin as part of brain?"
This is that great intellect people talk about?
November 13, 2025 at 6:32 AM
i love that the oversight committee was like "no, they're not all relevant to the sex crimes, please enjoy roasting the weird pervert for thoughts that would get you laughed out of most blunt rotations"
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CLAIM: The government is run by a secret society of pedophiles
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
November 13, 2025 at 2:06 AM
CLAIM: The government is run by a secret society of pedophiles
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
this is cracking me up for some reason
November 12, 2025 at 8:04 PM
this is cracking me up for some reason
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Link to an article about the original bird place thread. "Trouble with the spaceship, was it?" 🤦😂
brobible.com/culture/arti...
brobible.com/culture/arti...
Twitter Thread Of Irish People Roasting Ill-Advised Outfits Is Proof Ireland Is Home To The Funniest People On The Planet
Ireland might be home to the funniest people on the planet based on a Twitter thread filled with stories about people in the country roasting others over
brobible.com
November 12, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Link to an article about the original bird place thread. "Trouble with the spaceship, was it?" 🤦😂
brobible.com/culture/arti...
brobible.com/culture/arti...
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Not now, carnivorous death ball
November 6, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Not now, carnivorous death ball
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Me waiting for the bus omw to kick your ass
May 13, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Me waiting for the bus omw to kick your ass
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Was this the best use of my time today? No. Is it the most amusing way I could have spent the last 90 minutes? Absolutely. Pattern is free here: bit.ly/4nGGCGc
November 6, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Was this the best use of my time today? No. Is it the most amusing way I could have spent the last 90 minutes? Absolutely. Pattern is free here: bit.ly/4nGGCGc
in 2026 referees should get to play if they want to. a little, as a treat
November 7, 2025 at 1:41 AM
in 2026 referees should get to play if they want to. a little, as a treat
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in honor of his heroic choice to help Cuomo go down in flames i vote we continue to allow Sliwa to wear his very funny beret
Curtis Sliwa claims to have been offered $10 million, across seven bribes, to drop out of the mayoral race. Last month, he said he’d leave the ballot if “a Mack truck hits me, and I get turned into a speed bump, and they can’t recover me in the I.C.U.”
Inside Curtis Sliwa’s Never-Ending Campaign
The Republican candidate for New York City mayor has been aggressively ramping up his campaign, even if it’s to the benefit of Zohran Mamdani.
www.newyorker.com
November 5, 2025 at 4:41 AM
in honor of his heroic choice to help Cuomo go down in flames i vote we continue to allow Sliwa to wear his very funny beret
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we did it babes.... we're the opposite of cooked. what is that. we're ingredients
November 5, 2025 at 3:09 AM
we did it babes.... we're the opposite of cooked. what is that. we're ingredients
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I didn’t know this dude looked like Mark Zuckerberg’s brother Mark Truckerberg
now that's what I call a Mamdani endorsement. Don't threaten New Yorkers with a good time, Dave. www.yahoo.com/news/article...
Dave Portnoy Threatens To Move Barstool Sports Out of New York City If Zohran Mamdani Becomes Mayor: ‘I Hate This Guy So Much’
Portnoy, 48, admitted that he has already asked his "finance guy" to begin looking at potential office spaces outside of the city.
www.yahoo.com
November 4, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I didn’t know this dude looked like Mark Zuckerberg’s brother Mark Truckerberg