CtrlAltJon
@ctrlaltjon.bsky.social
I mostly follow Magic the Gathering, video essayists, and commie stuff.
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Conservatives Stand Athwart Football Game, Yell Stop
A Few Words On America's Halftime
numetalagenda.com
February 10, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Hope they fully revive the Muppet Show, the pilot was great!
February 10, 2026 at 4:54 AM
Hope they fully revive the Muppet Show, the pilot was great!
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"Don't worry about the Discord thing, it's only NSFW servers and channels that will require age verification! :)"
I could remove every speck of risque imagery/topics from my community and there's still a 50% chance we'd get flagged just because we're openly queer.
It's not actually about the kids.
I could remove every speck of risque imagery/topics from my community and there's still a 50% chance we'd get flagged just because we're openly queer.
It's not actually about the kids.
February 9, 2026 at 6:37 PM
"Don't worry about the Discord thing, it's only NSFW servers and channels that will require age verification! :)"
I could remove every speck of risque imagery/topics from my community and there's still a 50% chance we'd get flagged just because we're openly queer.
It's not actually about the kids.
I could remove every speck of risque imagery/topics from my community and there's still a 50% chance we'd get flagged just because we're openly queer.
It's not actually about the kids.
Sorry can’t hear you over my Spare Trousers multiplier.
February 9, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Sorry can’t hear you over my Spare Trousers multiplier.
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so sick to have a pile of vapid dogshit ai ads contrasted by a million puerto ricans living life in full color.
February 9, 2026 at 1:36 AM
so sick to have a pile of vapid dogshit ai ads contrasted by a million puerto ricans living life in full color.
What’s their best album in your opinion?
February 8, 2026 at 10:45 PM
What’s their best album in your opinion?
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hey remember when I got shit on for years for trying to warn people that GamerGate was just Nazis and not just about harassing women and not just about some “consumer revolt”
The Epstein files reveal what powerful people see in video games: profit, coercion, and control
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February 3, 2026 at 9:47 PM
hey remember when I got shit on for years for trying to warn people that GamerGate was just Nazis and not just about harassing women and not just about some “consumer revolt”
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Before it gets lost in the noise:
Don’t fuck your employees.
Don’t fuck your 20-something employees.
Don’t fuck your 20-something employees who are currently depending on you for a place to live.
Don’t fuck your employees.
Don’t fuck your 20-something employees.
Don’t fuck your 20-something employees who are currently depending on you for a place to live.
February 3, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Before it gets lost in the noise:
Don’t fuck your employees.
Don’t fuck your 20-something employees.
Don’t fuck your 20-something employees who are currently depending on you for a place to live.
Don’t fuck your employees.
Don’t fuck your 20-something employees.
Don’t fuck your 20-something employees who are currently depending on you for a place to live.
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New Interview: www.newyorker.com/culture/q-an...
February 1, 2026 at 10:43 PM
New Interview: www.newyorker.com/culture/q-an...
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China should be advancing their solar project in Cuba and expanding it at great speed unfortunately they don’t seem to care that much. They could make the whole island energy independent ready if they wanted to within a year probably. Especially if Cuba kept producing its own oil
February 1, 2026 at 8:09 PM
China should be advancing their solar project in Cuba and expanding it at great speed unfortunately they don’t seem to care that much. They could make the whole island energy independent ready if they wanted to within a year probably. Especially if Cuba kept producing its own oil
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I just wanna play more Magic, man.
February 1, 2026 at 12:50 AM
I just wanna play more Magic, man.
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Eli Sunday: Hey Daniel, I just would appreciate if you would give me some money, the church is really struggling…
Daniel Plainview:
Daniel Plainview:
January 29, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Eli Sunday: Hey Daniel, I just would appreciate if you would give me some money, the church is really struggling…
Daniel Plainview:
Daniel Plainview:
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Absolutely incredible sequence from CNN.
"Maduro was a paranoid lunatic always lying about the CIA trying to overthrow him. Anyways, now that the CIA has overthrown him..."
"Maduro was a paranoid lunatic always lying about the CIA trying to overthrow him. Anyways, now that the CIA has overthrown him..."
January 28, 2026 at 12:41 PM
Absolutely incredible sequence from CNN.
"Maduro was a paranoid lunatic always lying about the CIA trying to overthrow him. Anyways, now that the CIA has overthrown him..."
"Maduro was a paranoid lunatic always lying about the CIA trying to overthrow him. Anyways, now that the CIA has overthrown him..."
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nice argument, unfortunately I have already depicted myself as a squared-up Ilhan Omar and you as a collapsing sewer ogre
January 28, 2026 at 5:00 AM
nice argument, unfortunately I have already depicted myself as a squared-up Ilhan Omar and you as a collapsing sewer ogre
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this is so obnoxious in every possible way. card of the year.
January 27, 2026 at 6:35 PM
this is so obnoxious in every possible way. card of the year.
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sad news out of santa clara this morning. a super bowl commercial practice run with the LiMu Emu has gone south after the animal's parachute failed to deploy, causing the insurance mascot to plummet into the ground. Investigators unsure why a live emu was allowed to participate in the first place
January 27, 2026 at 6:22 PM
sad news out of santa clara this morning. a super bowl commercial practice run with the LiMu Emu has gone south after the animal's parachute failed to deploy, causing the insurance mascot to plummet into the ground. Investigators unsure why a live emu was allowed to participate in the first place
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Downfall Bovino Edition. You're welcome.
January 27, 2026 at 5:36 AM
Downfall Bovino Edition. You're welcome.
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Our government's atrocities are bringing together Bears fans and Packers fans.
January 25, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Our government's atrocities are bringing together Bears fans and Packers fans.
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we didn't finish denazification. we didn't finish desegregation. we didn't finish reconstruction. every opportunity for transformative change was deliberately sabotaged by american leaders who knew their wealth would not survive a world freed from eugenics, white supremacy, and war profiteering.
January 25, 2026 at 8:36 PM
we didn't finish denazification. we didn't finish desegregation. we didn't finish reconstruction. every opportunity for transformative change was deliberately sabotaged by american leaders who knew their wealth would not survive a world freed from eugenics, white supremacy, and war profiteering.
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i’m at the climate catastrophe, i’m at the civil war, i’m at the economic collapse. i’m at the combination climate catastrophe, civil war, & economic collapse
January 24, 2026 at 8:57 PM
i’m at the climate catastrophe, i’m at the civil war, i’m at the economic collapse. i’m at the combination climate catastrophe, civil war, & economic collapse
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You overstate the influence of Russian bots and overlook the fact that America is a white supremacist empire in decline. It’s like throwing a toothpick into an open flame and saying “my plan to start a fire worked!”
January 23, 2026 at 4:19 PM
You overstate the influence of Russian bots and overlook the fact that America is a white supremacist empire in decline. It’s like throwing a toothpick into an open flame and saying “my plan to start a fire worked!”