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charlotte ::🎙️🎸🎹 the daiquiris :: freelance composer
November 12, 2025 at 8:10 PM
this is cracking me up for some reason
November 12, 2025 at 8:04 PM
arsène who
October 29, 2025 at 10:33 PM
i can neither explain nor defend the things that come out of my head but also why would i
October 12, 2025 at 9:46 PM
"ok, so it looks like i'm going to need to elevate this to engineering so i'm gonna need you to stay on the line to corroborate the details of the issue as i write it up"
October 9, 2025 at 11:34 PM
i don’t usually post about my dreams but this one is gonna live in my head until i die
September 30, 2025 at 2:48 PM
playlists can go dead? playlists??? look, i respect people’s right to remove personal stuff from the internet, but *playlists*??! it’s other people’s songs in order!
September 30, 2025 at 1:45 PM
just heard someone refer to WAP as "Am I The Drama's lead single"
September 26, 2025 at 1:35 AM
September 12, 2025 at 9:59 PM
omg kodaka which god did you piss off and how badly
September 4, 2025 at 4:57 AM
September 1, 2025 at 9:09 PM
xkcd kept me from going down a dark, embarrassing path
August 25, 2025 at 4:24 PM
what made me think the design looked kind of AI-ish was a combination of the gibberish type and the inconsistent thickness of the characters but i think that was a stylistic choice the designer made to make it look like a receipt printer overloaded on ink (or running too hot, if thermal)
August 18, 2025 at 12:40 PM
the biggest shortcoming of the unicode emoji set is there's nothing that comes close to this energy or expression
August 10, 2025 at 2:05 AM
and thanks to @deepblueink.bsky.social, happy chaos is no longer the most morally dubious entity on my welcome table 😌
August 9, 2025 at 1:34 AM
every time elon tweets about how trump is a nonce
July 30, 2025 at 5:56 PM
girl so confusing indeed
July 4, 2025 at 10:59 PM
i hate sites like this so much, man

this article is about the existing 7 seasons of Scandal coming back to netflix, and there's no way in hell they don't know how this fucking reads
June 29, 2025 at 1:27 AM
flashback to how i actually found out this happened
June 23, 2025 at 12:36 PM
😐
June 11, 2025 at 1:49 PM
shoutout to the individual at the Sleigh Bells show at the Orange Peel who was rocking a finger puppet the entire time
June 4, 2025 at 11:38 AM
“look, tony, any way you slice it, some blame lies with The Wasp”
May 27, 2025 at 10:43 PM
i don't think so, because what's the revelation he had during this photo then
May 18, 2025 at 12:26 AM
explore the raps
May 2, 2025 at 4:07 PM
not bullshitting. the ten minutes are a fun, supremely-anime-ass action fest

the next scene is a bunch of state goons in military gear hauling a cook out of the back of a pizzeria with all the aesthetics of an ICE raid

if want more textual evidence, they are called FREEZE FORCE and have ice powers
April 18, 2025 at 2:37 PM