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charlotte ::🎙️🎸🎹 the daiquiris :: freelance composer
this is cracking me up for some reason
November 12, 2025 at 8:04 PM
this is cracking me up for some reason
i can neither explain nor defend the things that come out of my head but also why would i
October 12, 2025 at 9:46 PM
i can neither explain nor defend the things that come out of my head but also why would i
"ok, so it looks like i'm going to need to elevate this to engineering so i'm gonna need you to stay on the line to corroborate the details of the issue as i write it up"
![Ralph Wiggum on the bus seat from the "[chuckles] i'm in danger" meme](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:uysx5sokfbfh7zhno7ztzyz7/bafkreib6y3bdcsfvhvptxx6rfam467fogpoveqhlfd46in2cwmnvbn7ku4@jpeg)
October 9, 2025 at 11:34 PM
"ok, so it looks like i'm going to need to elevate this to engineering so i'm gonna need you to stay on the line to corroborate the details of the issue as i write it up"
i don’t usually post about my dreams but this one is gonna live in my head until i die
September 30, 2025 at 2:48 PM
i don’t usually post about my dreams but this one is gonna live in my head until i die
playlists can go dead? playlists??? look, i respect people’s right to remove personal stuff from the internet, but *playlists*??! it’s other people’s songs in order!
September 30, 2025 at 1:45 PM
playlists can go dead? playlists??? look, i respect people’s right to remove personal stuff from the internet, but *playlists*??! it’s other people’s songs in order!
just heard someone refer to WAP as "Am I The Drama's lead single"
September 26, 2025 at 1:35 AM
just heard someone refer to WAP as "Am I The Drama's lead single"
omg kodaka which god did you piss off and how badly
September 4, 2025 at 4:57 AM
omg kodaka which god did you piss off and how badly
xkcd kept me from going down a dark, embarrassing path
August 25, 2025 at 4:24 PM
xkcd kept me from going down a dark, embarrassing path
what made me think the design looked kind of AI-ish was a combination of the gibberish type and the inconsistent thickness of the characters but i think that was a stylistic choice the designer made to make it look like a receipt printer overloaded on ink (or running too hot, if thermal)
August 18, 2025 at 12:40 PM
what made me think the design looked kind of AI-ish was a combination of the gibberish type and the inconsistent thickness of the characters but i think that was a stylistic choice the designer made to make it look like a receipt printer overloaded on ink (or running too hot, if thermal)
the biggest shortcoming of the unicode emoji set is there's nothing that comes close to this energy or expression
August 10, 2025 at 2:05 AM
the biggest shortcoming of the unicode emoji set is there's nothing that comes close to this energy or expression
and thanks to @deepblueink.bsky.social, happy chaos is no longer the most morally dubious entity on my welcome table 😌
August 9, 2025 at 1:34 AM
and thanks to @deepblueink.bsky.social, happy chaos is no longer the most morally dubious entity on my welcome table 😌
every time elon tweets about how trump is a nonce
July 30, 2025 at 5:56 PM
every time elon tweets about how trump is a nonce
girl so confusing indeed
July 4, 2025 at 10:59 PM
girl so confusing indeed
i hate sites like this so much, man
this article is about the existing 7 seasons of Scandal coming back to netflix, and there's no way in hell they don't know how this fucking reads
this article is about the existing 7 seasons of Scandal coming back to netflix, and there's no way in hell they don't know how this fucking reads
June 29, 2025 at 1:27 AM
i hate sites like this so much, man
this article is about the existing 7 seasons of Scandal coming back to netflix, and there's no way in hell they don't know how this fucking reads
this article is about the existing 7 seasons of Scandal coming back to netflix, and there's no way in hell they don't know how this fucking reads
flashback to how i actually found out this happened
June 23, 2025 at 12:36 PM
flashback to how i actually found out this happened
shoutout to the individual at the Sleigh Bells show at the Orange Peel who was rocking a finger puppet the entire time
June 4, 2025 at 11:38 AM
shoutout to the individual at the Sleigh Bells show at the Orange Peel who was rocking a finger puppet the entire time
“look, tony, any way you slice it, some blame lies with The Wasp”
May 27, 2025 at 10:43 PM
“look, tony, any way you slice it, some blame lies with The Wasp”
i don't think so, because what's the revelation he had during this photo then
May 18, 2025 at 12:26 AM
i don't think so, because what's the revelation he had during this photo then
explore the raps
May 2, 2025 at 4:07 PM
explore the raps
not bullshitting. the ten minutes are a fun, supremely-anime-ass action fest
the next scene is a bunch of state goons in military gear hauling a cook out of the back of a pizzeria with all the aesthetics of an ICE raid
if want more textual evidence, they are called FREEZE FORCE and have ice powers
the next scene is a bunch of state goons in military gear hauling a cook out of the back of a pizzeria with all the aesthetics of an ICE raid
if want more textual evidence, they are called FREEZE FORCE and have ice powers
April 18, 2025 at 2:37 PM
not bullshitting. the ten minutes are a fun, supremely-anime-ass action fest
the next scene is a bunch of state goons in military gear hauling a cook out of the back of a pizzeria with all the aesthetics of an ICE raid
if want more textual evidence, they are called FREEZE FORCE and have ice powers
the next scene is a bunch of state goons in military gear hauling a cook out of the back of a pizzeria with all the aesthetics of an ICE raid
if want more textual evidence, they are called FREEZE FORCE and have ice powers