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Dave
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He/Him
Kind of an idiot.
Musician-The Leisure Boys, BVR.
Can normally be found watching movies. Fan of the Boston Celtics, Bruins, Fleet, Wrestling and niche podcasts.
This rocks
lol she got his ass and he knows it
November 9, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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MIRANDA: the firm doesn’t want to make me partner because I’m a woman

CHARLOTTE: tell me about it — no man wants to make me their partner either!

SAMANTHA: have either of you tried giving better blowjobs?

CARRIE: big is moving to paris

GUILLERMO DEL TORO: I am going to make Frankenstein sexy
November 8, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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It's early, and there has been only one trailer released thus far for it. But I believe "MJ," the Michael Jackson biopic starring his nephew as the King of Pop himself, could be the greatest piece of famous pedophile entertainment since the Prince Andrew interview. Pass the popcorn!
November 7, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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WASHINGTON (AP) — Nancy Pelosi won't seek reelection, ending her storied career in the US House.
November 6, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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eat shit, hope it hurt
Former Vice President Dick Cheney has died, his family said in a statement. He was 84 abcnews.go.com/Politics/for...
November 4, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Good morning! Dick Cheney died!
November 4, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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“you there, what day is it?”
November 4, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Seen in the wild: A bumper sticker that reads “Please don’t tell me I don’t know how insurance works”
October 28, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Told myself I wasn’t going to get anything for the criterion flash sale but couldn’t help myself
October 22, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I’m fucking crying
October 16, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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Shot + chaser
October 16, 2025 at 12:36 PM
There should be a “no Tesla” option when you order a Lyft.
October 3, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Gonna go see One Battle After Another in Vistavision today. Excited as all hell!
September 26, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Oh what’s that? Just me pissing this hard rigid boulder while on the last day of vacation in Disney-The most magical place on earth indeed!
September 14, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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"Charlie Kirk should have been murdered privately" girl what
September 13, 2025 at 2:10 AM
August 7, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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August 3, 2025 at 2:58 PM
RIP to Elvis’ favorite wrestler.
July 24, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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[guy in the Epstein files] sometimes people just went to the movies with a group of people and one of them was Jeffrey Epstein and they didn’t even talk to him. He sat at the other end of the row.
July 23, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I am convinced for some reason that Lars Ulrich litters and/or leaves shit wherever he feels like.
July 21, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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Actual horror movie shit.
ICE GOONS hanging out in the lobby of Glendale Memorial Hospital
July 13, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Does it violate terms over here to say I hope this ghoul dies soon?
The chapter of RFK’s most recent book - that he wrote to defend his belief that COVID was actually a weapon designed to target white people and spare certain groups like Jewish people - in which he talks about how he does not believe germs actually cause disease is called “The White Man’s Burden.”
We don't call RFK Jr. a Nazi nearly enough.
June 21, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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We don't call RFK Jr. a Nazi nearly enough.
June 21, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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The chapter of RFK’s most recent book - that he wrote to defend his belief that COVID was actually a weapon designed to target white people and spare certain groups like Jewish people - in which he talks about how he does not believe germs actually cause disease is called “The White Man’s Burden.”
We don't call RFK Jr. a Nazi nearly enough.
June 21, 2025 at 2:42 AM