Lexifer the Great
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How. Many.
how many potatoes perished to sustain me today
July 15, 2025 at 4:03 AM
How. Many.
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an executive order is not a law
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March 28, 2025 at 5:43 AM
an executive order is not a law
an executive order is not a law
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an executive order is not a law
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YUP
If you wanted to cut waste, fraud, and abuse, you would empower the inspectors general.
If you wanted more waste, fraud, and abuse, you would fire them.
If you wanted more waste, fraud, and abuse, you would fire them.
February 17, 2025 at 11:23 PM
YUP
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just thinking some nice thoughts (nice leaves, little lizards) to keep the abyss at bay
February 2, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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I think countries around the world should levy tariffs specifically on Tesla in response to US tariffs, as well as banning Twitter as a national security threat
driving a wedge between our co-dictators may be the most effective thing they can do
driving a wedge between our co-dictators may be the most effective thing they can do
February 1, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I think countries around the world should levy tariffs specifically on Tesla in response to US tariffs, as well as banning Twitter as a national security threat
driving a wedge between our co-dictators may be the most effective thing they can do
driving a wedge between our co-dictators may be the most effective thing they can do
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Prosper with Dragons is a cooperative card game for 2-4 players, ages 10 and up. In a post-apocalyptic world, disasters lurk around every corner and only a combination of human ingenuity and dragon might can fend them off.
Check out our Kickstarter today! 🐉
www.kickstarter.com/projects/115...
Check out our Kickstarter today! 🐉
www.kickstarter.com/projects/115...
Coming soon: Prosper with Dragons
A cooperative, post-apocalyptic, Afrofutures card game (with dragons!)
www.kickstarter.com
January 31, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Prosper with Dragons is a cooperative card game for 2-4 players, ages 10 and up. In a post-apocalyptic world, disasters lurk around every corner and only a combination of human ingenuity and dragon might can fend them off.
Check out our Kickstarter today! 🐉
www.kickstarter.com/projects/115...
Check out our Kickstarter today! 🐉
www.kickstarter.com/projects/115...
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trans rights are human rights.
January 29, 2025 at 12:51 AM
trans rights are human rights.
Might I suggest rotten fruit?
They keep raising the price of eggs to keep you from throwing them at cybertrucks
January 28, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Might I suggest rotten fruit?
!!!
Botanica: Full Bloom is live! This is the most extensive, fully realized version of the original deck, adding in 33 new cards to explore relationships between plants and animals.
January 24, 2025 at 3:18 PM
!!!
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Space Unicorns! There are many ways to support Uncanny Magazine! Patreon! Subscriptions from Weightless Books! Late Pledges to Kickstarter! SPREADING THE WORD FAR AND WIDE!!! https://buff.ly/3BIbIeL
January 7, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Space Unicorns! There are many ways to support Uncanny Magazine! Patreon! Subscriptions from Weightless Books! Late Pledges to Kickstarter! SPREADING THE WORD FAR AND WIDE!!! https://buff.ly/3BIbIeL
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Don't want to be rude but either cast your runes or get off the altar
December 31, 2024 at 5:33 PM
Don't want to be rude but either cast your runes or get off the altar
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getting ready for another work week
June 12, 2023 at 3:50 AM
getting ready for another work week
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All that glitters isn’t gold. Sometimes it’s just glitter.
a bunch of gold stars falling from the sky on a black background .
ALT: a bunch of gold stars falling from the sky on a black background .
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2024 at 11:26 PM
All that glitters isn’t gold. Sometimes it’s just glitter.
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Two wrongs don’t make a right, but three or four wrongs just might…
😎
😎
February 19, 2024 at 12:32 AM
Two wrongs don’t make a right, but three or four wrongs just might…
😎
😎
So gross.
Being alive is gross
December 21, 2024 at 1:45 AM
So gross.
A grate sacrifice is required.
Okay, cheese grater cowbell… You’ve got a side for slicing cheese, one for thick grating, and another for thin grating—no notes there—you’re killing it. But then that last side’s just to draw blood? Oh, it’s for “zesting citrus”? That’s not cheese. Does it at least work? No. Can I clean it? Also no.
December 19, 2024 at 5:58 AM
A grate sacrifice is required.
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Footsteps in the dark
December 2, 2024 at 6:25 PM
Footsteps in the dark
