Cyborg Tibe
cybrogtribe.bsky.social
Cyborg Tibe
@cybrogtribe.bsky.social
The only human things that can thrive in a world of AIs are cyborgs.
“5” is definitely the most depressing score in football.
A 3-5 Sunday Night Football game is what America deserves
November 10, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Mamdani is going to impose m-m-m-my Sharona Law. … Wait, holy shit those lyrics are gross.
Mamdani is going to impose Sangria Law. Everyone will be forced to go to the West Village and share a carafe with a C-tier TikTok influencer who thinks they’re either Carrie Bradshaw or Patrick Bateman
Mamdani is going to impose shangri-la law. Everyone will be blindfolded and forced to play Marco Polo
November 10, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Mamdani is going to implement Share Law. Any 8th date + you must share at least one taste of your meal with your partner.
Mamdani is going to implement Shar Law. Everyone will have to bow down to the Mistress of the Night, the Lady of Loss, and devote themselves to bringing about a darkness that will smother her hated foe and sister Selûne
Mamdani is going to implement My Sharona law. Everyone will have to create songs with undeniable rock beats.
November 9, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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We're working on a writeup that I'm pretty excited about --

Importing your address book to find friends is common for social, but it's insecure to enumeration attacks and database leaks so we've historically refused to implement it. The team has a proposal now that we think solves those risks.
November 7, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Or “fromage protest”

Maybe “mustard and onions of liberty”
If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing
November 7, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing
November 6, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I’ve been told I have resting unemployed face.
November 7, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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November 6, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Ah yes. Let’s take our over stretched military and hurriedly try to conduct some unnecessary tests with … *checks notes* nuclear weapons.
The Russian president has ordered his officials to draft proposals, saying: ‘If the US . . . conducts such tests, then Russia must also take appropriate retaliatory steps’ on.ft.com/3JMGJSA
November 6, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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Hello. Tariffs are taxes. Can I be on the Supreme Court now?
November 5, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I hope he wears a tan suit to his inauguration.
I've been thinking lately this is why we basically never see him outside of a suit. He's made that black suit his uniform because otherwise he blends in too much
When you see Mamdani looking all normal doing normal person things—petting bodega cats, riding public transport—you realize just how bizarre and estranged our average candidate for public office is. Rich martians in flesh suits
November 2, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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ladies and gentlemen...we got him
October 30, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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Run independent @atproto.com networks, for testing and beyond, in docker compose or kubernetes, public or private

Pushed significant updates today #atdev #atprotodev

github.com/blebbit/test...
GitHub - blebbit/testnet: Run independent ATProtocol networks
Run independent ATProtocol networks. Contribute to blebbit/testnet development by creating an account on GitHub.
github.com
October 29, 2025 at 8:49 AM
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Today I learned that I pay taxes on April 15 to someone who is *not* my "Uncle Sam"
October 28, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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“Tell your children who the cowards were.”
October 27, 2025 at 10:19 PM
No one knows how the mind works, and this guy is no exception.

Obviously LLMs are (at least) the closest thing we have created to human intelligence. It passes the Turing test so to start talking about what it doesn’t do you’ll need better tests.
This crosses my mind every time I see a breathless article about LLMs "developing survival instincts" or "resisting being shut off" or "blackmailing their operator"

That's not how this works. It's not how any of it works.
I cannot tell you how many tech journalists at prominent media organizations do not understand this
October 27, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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Scientists have found the first compelling evidence that cognitive training can boost levels of a brain chemical that typically declines as people age.
Mental exercise can reverse a brain change linked to aging, study finds
Scientists have found the first compelling evidence that cognitive training can boost levels of a brain chemical that typically declines as people age.
n.pr
October 26, 2025 at 7:52 PM
TIL there are 1.1m parents who, like me, wanted to cancel, but whose children had just found Frozen and country be damed I wanted to not deal with that.
This is several days old. But amidst so much else id missed it. That’s a stunning number. No wonder they about-faced. Reminder of the power of consumers in oligarch era, not subject to the same kind of targeting.
October 26, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Ich bin ein Soy Boy.
"we're in an economy right now where beef prices are soaring and American farmers have soybeans. The simple solution is, of course, more vegetarians."

...And this is one of those times when I can't tell if I'm giving serious economic advice, or having fun. Perhaps both.
October 26, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Mother fucker never watched the expanse did he? I mean come on, it was on the streaming service he owns!
October 25, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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This is obviously illegal. It is also very stupid. An unconstrained executive will quickly learn that the best way to pay for the government is to call together all of the billionaires and ask them who wants to demonstrate their patriotism the most
Donor Who Gave $130 Million to Pay Troops Is Reclusive Heir to Mellon Fortune
www.nytimes.com
October 25, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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my home vs my home 2 hours before a guest comes over
October 24, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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A middle finger to erasure.

More of this, please. Now do Black Lives Matter!
October 23, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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New spam text approach just dropped.
October 21, 2025 at 8:52 PM