Lee
@cyanideandjd.bsky.social
Dyspraxic writer who's well aware of the irony of that. I like to think I'm pretty awesome, but I'm alone in those thoughts
No, you cannot redeem her. The enemy of my enemy is still a loathsome prick
“Our side has been trained by Donald Trump to never apologize and to never admit when you’re wrong.” Read the inside story of how Marjorie Taylor Greene went from zealous Trump cheerleader to his loudest Republican critic: nyti.ms/3Lbzi88
December 29, 2025 at 9:46 PM
No, you cannot redeem her. The enemy of my enemy is still a loathsome prick
Was such a good performance that my brain stopped going "He looks like Ralf Little" only 10 minutes in
Wake Up Dead Man is great fun (if a tad leisurely) but WHAT a performance from Josh O’Connor.
December 28, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Was such a good performance that my brain stopped going "He looks like Ralf Little" only 10 minutes in
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Anything else remarkable about her, mate
December 28, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Anything else remarkable about her, mate
"stop calling all right-wingers racist" is a difficult thing to do when everytime someone calls for the extermination of non-whites they're described as "right-wing commentators"
Brigitte Bardot, an international sensation and emblem of female sexual emancipation, died at 91.
The actress and singer later became an animal-welfare campaigner and incendiary right-wing commentator.
The actress and singer later became an animal-welfare campaigner and incendiary right-wing commentator.
Brigitte Bardot, French femme fatale and cultural phenomenon, dies at 91
The actress and singer was a symbol of sexual revolution. She later became an animal-welfare campaigner and incendiary right-wing commenter.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 28, 2025 at 2:54 PM
"stop calling all right-wingers racist" is a difficult thing to do when everytime someone calls for the extermination of non-whites they're described as "right-wing commentators"
Linehan "I'm not extreme. My beliefs are only what everybody else thinks"
Also Linehan "If I can't quote this one website (that doesn't even have a wikipedia page) then my entire argument can't be defended"
Also Linehan "If I can't quote this one website (that doesn't even have a wikipedia page) then my entire argument can't be defended"
December 27, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Linehan "I'm not extreme. My beliefs are only what everybody else thinks"
Also Linehan "If I can't quote this one website (that doesn't even have a wikipedia page) then my entire argument can't be defended"
Also Linehan "If I can't quote this one website (that doesn't even have a wikipedia page) then my entire argument can't be defended"
"You know when you watch the news and see dictators ordering people to shoot their own citizens? We did that"
In 2025 the Labour government helped deliver £20billion in military exports.
Deals with our allies have secured thousands of jobs across the UK, keep Britain strong and help prove that defence is an engine for growth 🇬🇧
www.thetimes.com/article/50e2...
Deals with our allies have secured thousands of jobs across the UK, keep Britain strong and help prove that defence is an engine for growth 🇬🇧
www.thetimes.com/article/50e2...
UK sells £20bn of defence exports amid threat of Russian war
More than 25,000 British jobs have been supported through deals with Norway, Turkey and other European partners
www.thetimes.com
December 26, 2025 at 10:59 PM
"You know when you watch the news and see dictators ordering people to shoot their own citizens? We did that"
Some very me books here
December 25, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Some very me books here
The random capitals annoy me more than they should.
December 25, 2025 at 10:41 AM
The random capitals annoy me more than they should.
How about if networks are positive but in an overly sarcastic way?
"Mr. Trump makes the sun rise every day. He can walk on water but chooses not to. He can make 5 minutes noodles in 2 minutes"
"Mr. Trump makes the sun rise every day. He can walk on water but chooses not to. He can make 5 minutes noodles in 2 minutes"
Trump says broadcast licenses should be terminated if networks are "almost 100% Negative" about him
Trump says broadcast licenses should be terminated if networks are "almost 100% Negative" about him
President Trump said TV broadcast licenses should be revoked if newscasts and late-night shows are almost entirely negative about him and the GOP.
www.cbsnews.com
December 24, 2025 at 10:21 PM
How about if networks are positive but in an overly sarcastic way?
"Mr. Trump makes the sun rise every day. He can walk on water but chooses not to. He can make 5 minutes noodles in 2 minutes"
"Mr. Trump makes the sun rise every day. He can walk on water but chooses not to. He can make 5 minutes noodles in 2 minutes"
"I would have won if I was better at one of the main things boxers have to be good at"
December 24, 2025 at 10:19 PM
"I would have won if I was better at one of the main things boxers have to be good at"
So if I post them a letter that says "Epstein played bass on early Pantera albums" they'd announce that?
The 4chan-ification of DOJ’s social media account is being completed over the holidays, as foretold in the prophecy.
December 24, 2025 at 6:53 PM
So if I post them a letter that says "Epstein played bass on early Pantera albums" they'd announce that?
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Not now, haunted Victorian shoes
Mystery as hundreds of Victorian shoes wash up on Ogmore beach
Mystery as hundreds of Victorian shoes wash up on Ogmore beach
More than 400 leather hobnailed boots, thought to date back to the 19th Century, have been found.
www.bbc.com
December 23, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Not now, haunted Victorian shoes
What worries me is it's not just "disappointed", it's "disappointed or angry".
We really are a nation that loves animals and hates children. These figures are so shameful (via @natacha.bsky.social).
December 24, 2025 at 10:36 AM
What worries me is it's not just "disappointed", it's "disappointed or angry".
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I don’t suppose he fancies boxing?
December 23, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I don’t suppose he fancies boxing?
Compare how they report on a Conservative former councillor and an asylum seeker.
December 23, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Compare how they report on a Conservative former councillor and an asylum seeker.
Because nothing says "Christmas" like sitting in a field surrounded by daffodils
it's embarrassing enough that we have a royal family at all then you get all this fawning coverage of them taking a family picture Just Like You!
Royal Christmas cards have a touchy-feely look this year
Correspondent Sean Coughlan takes a look at the themes in some of this year's royal cards from across Europe.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 23, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Because nothing says "Christmas" like sitting in a field surrounded by daffodils
Not exaggerating by the way, a few days ago I returned someones purse that they dropped, and for an hour afterwards all that was in my head was "You stupid piece of shit. You probably scared her by trying to get her attention. And for what? So you could feel useful. Fuck you"
At the start of the year, I assumed my mental health would improve; then I had someone tell me, "the only reason you are kind is that it makes you feel good, and you're selfish". Totally fucked my brain because now I can't even say "thank you" to someone without my brain calling me a piece of shit
December 22, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Not exaggerating by the way, a few days ago I returned someones purse that they dropped, and for an hour afterwards all that was in my head was "You stupid piece of shit. You probably scared her by trying to get her attention. And for what? So you could feel useful. Fuck you"
At the start of the year, I assumed my mental health would improve; then I had someone tell me, "the only reason you are kind is that it makes you feel good, and you're selfish". Totally fucked my brain because now I can't even say "thank you" to someone without my brain calling me a piece of shit
December 22, 2025 at 8:53 PM
At the start of the year, I assumed my mental health would improve; then I had someone tell me, "the only reason you are kind is that it makes you feel good, and you're selfish". Totally fucked my brain because now I can't even say "thank you" to someone without my brain calling me a piece of shit
""A spokesperson for Walliams said that he had “never been informed of any allegations raised against him” by HarperCollins.""
Did he not see any news articles in the last 12 months?
Did he not see any news articles in the last 12 months?
David Walliams dropped from Waterstones festival following allegations of inappropriate behaviour
David Walliams dropped from Waterstones festival following allegations of inappropriate behaviour
The bookshop chain said the bestselling author will ‘no longer be appearing’ at a Dundee event after HarperCollins announced it won’t publish new titles by him
David Walliams has been dropped from the Waterstones Children’s book festival following allegations of inappropriate behaviour. The decision comes days after his publisher, HarperCollins, cut ties with the author. Walliams has denied the allegations.
Walliams was set to appear at the Dundee leg of the festival on February 7. He has now been removed from the list of speakers on the festival’s website. A spokesperson for Waterstones told the Guardian: “HarperCollins have confirmed that David Walliams will no longer be appearing at our festival in Dundee.” Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
December 22, 2025 at 5:36 PM
""A spokesperson for Walliams said that he had “never been informed of any allegations raised against him” by HarperCollins.""
Did he not see any news articles in the last 12 months?
Did he not see any news articles in the last 12 months?
The number of people in the UK who know who he is is smaller than the number of people who assume he's the same person as Jimmy Fallon
Cancelled US comedian Jimmy Kimmel to deliver Christmas message to UK
Cancelled US comedian Jimmy Kimmel to deliver Christmas message to UK
TV host who came under pressure from Trump government will say: ‘From a fascism perspective, this has been a really great year’
The US comedian whose late-night show was briefly cancelled after pressure from Donald Trump’s government is to urge UK audiences to stand up for free speech.
In a defiant alternative Christmas message on Channel 4, Jimmy Kimmel will liken the first year of Trump’s second administration to the rise of fascism. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
December 21, 2025 at 11:31 PM
The number of people in the UK who know who he is is smaller than the number of people who assume he's the same person as Jimmy Fallon
Was Nicki Minaj the one who got confused between chlamydia and vaccine side effects?
Nicki Minaj: “For young men, don’t be Newscum (Gavin Newsom) .. Dear young men, you have amazing role models like our handsome, dashing president...”
December 21, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Was Nicki Minaj the one who got confused between chlamydia and vaccine side effects?
How long until somebody in power "accidentally" mixes up white/right during a press conference?
JD Vance: "In the United States of America you don't have to apologize for being white anymore"
December 21, 2025 at 9:27 PM
How long until somebody in power "accidentally" mixes up white/right during a press conference?
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Even drunk, they know the difference between right and wrong
“Do you support ICE?”
“Not really.”
“Hell f*ckin’ nah.”
These two dudes drink for free on us if we ever run into them in Minnesota 🍻
“Not really.”
“Hell f*ckin’ nah.”
These two dudes drink for free on us if we ever run into them in Minnesota 🍻
December 20, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Even drunk, they know the difference between right and wrong
Was it to show off?
UK's Prince William and son George volunteer at homelessness charity reut.rs/3YJC7jT
UK's Prince William and son George volunteer at homelessness charity
Britain's Prince William took his oldest son, Prince George, to a homelessness charity in London where the pair helped make Christmas lunch for people in need, Kensington Palace said on Saturday.
reut.rs
December 20, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Was it to show off?
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The life of a stand up is similar to that of a pro boxer. You'll get chances to punch a Youtuber, but you won't emerge with your dignity intact. Oh, and watch out for Parkinson's.
December 20, 2025 at 9:44 AM
The life of a stand up is similar to that of a pro boxer. You'll get chances to punch a Youtuber, but you won't emerge with your dignity intact. Oh, and watch out for Parkinson's.