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nowadays, it feels like there's an inverse relationship between money and fundamental goodness.
one just has to look at billionaires hoarding the wealth and [redacted], compare that to people struggling to survive.
some of the best people i know don't have fuck for shit.
one just has to look at billionaires hoarding the wealth and [redacted], compare that to people struggling to survive.
some of the best people i know don't have fuck for shit.
We have enough evidence for UBI in general that this policy should be a given. But the difference is, to understand UBI works is to believe that people are fundamentally good. And a big chunk of society is built around the belief, *must maintain the belief* that people are fundamentally bad.
"By the end of the two-year period, 94% of participants reported they were housed."
A million pilot programs show the same thing: when people are given enough money to afford housing, homelessness ends.
Other supports matter, but housing comes first. Not policing. Not moralizing. Homes.
A million pilot programs show the same thing: when people are given enough money to afford housing, homelessness ends.
Other supports matter, but housing comes first. Not policing. Not moralizing. Homes.
February 4, 2026 at 6:04 PM
nowadays, it feels like there's an inverse relationship between money and fundamental goodness.
one just has to look at billionaires hoarding the wealth and [redacted], compare that to people struggling to survive.
some of the best people i know don't have fuck for shit.
one just has to look at billionaires hoarding the wealth and [redacted], compare that to people struggling to survive.
some of the best people i know don't have fuck for shit.
i should call her 😸
TBS | The Scooby-Doo Show "Who Was That Cat Creature I Saw You With Last Night" | February 9, 1996; 6:35am
February 4, 2026 at 3:15 PM
i should call her 😸
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Folks reacting to the news out of Children's in Minnesota, ask questions here
I am on a panel right now talking about the current state of gender care and trans rights in Minnesota; but I know there are many questions around today's news in the state.
If you have a question: Drop it here, and I will get to it when I am able.
Care to folks.
If you have a question: Drop it here, and I will get to it when I am able.
Care to folks.
February 3, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Folks reacting to the news out of Children's in Minnesota, ask questions here
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found a stack of these cleaning up my studio the other day. as ever!!!
February 3, 2026 at 4:27 PM
found a stack of these cleaning up my studio the other day. as ever!!!
"Hey, Charles, what about the people that don't pass on their genes?"
"well, Alfred.. means those genes aren't really benefiting humanity as a whole."
"they sound bloody useless, old chap. why intervene?"
"well, Alfred.. means those genes aren't really benefiting humanity as a whole."
"they sound bloody useless, old chap. why intervene?"
February 3, 2026 at 6:26 PM
"Hey, Charles, what about the people that don't pass on their genes?"
"well, Alfred.. means those genes aren't really benefiting humanity as a whole."
"they sound bloody useless, old chap. why intervene?"
"well, Alfred.. means those genes aren't really benefiting humanity as a whole."
"they sound bloody useless, old chap. why intervene?"
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well, fuck. the login button doesn't work for me. i really need to know how to roll a new bsky.social address, unless anyone can offer me a custom subdomain? this "invalid handle" bullshit is so frustrating.
heads up for anyone who has already blocked Neil Gaiman.
if you previously followed Neil before finding out he had assaulted multiple women, Bluesky might still have you set as following him.
you can either fix that manually since he has reactivated or with this tool:
cleanfollow-bsky.pages.dev
if you previously followed Neil before finding out he had assaulted multiple women, Bluesky might still have you set as following him.
you can either fix that manually since he has reactivated or with this tool:
cleanfollow-bsky.pages.dev
cleanfollow-bsky
Unfollow blocked, deleted, suspended, and deactivated Bluesky accounts
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February 3, 2026 at 2:14 AM
well, fuck. the login button doesn't work for me. i really need to know how to roll a new bsky.social address, unless anyone can offer me a custom subdomain? this "invalid handle" bullshit is so frustrating.
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Not to be too vulnerable on main, but I think what is really upsetting and ultimately hurtful to me about the Stancil stuff is that a lot of us (especially women) have put in a ton of work slowly, unglamorously trying to build the sorts of organizing frameworks that made his adventurism possible.
February 2, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Not to be too vulnerable on main, but I think what is really upsetting and ultimately hurtful to me about the Stancil stuff is that a lot of us (especially women) have put in a ton of work slowly, unglamorously trying to build the sorts of organizing frameworks that made his adventurism possible.
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Check the words. Check the time stamps.
Fucking clown shit.
Fucking clown shit.
February 2, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Check the words. Check the time stamps.
Fucking clown shit.
Fucking clown shit.
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Take a moment to think of all the wonderful trans people you know, and how devastating it would be if they were suddenly gone.
Now remember that they would feel just as devastated about YOU being gone.
If you’re trans, you have to live.
Now remember that they would feel just as devastated about YOU being gone.
If you’re trans, you have to live.
February 2, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Take a moment to think of all the wonderful trans people you know, and how devastating it would be if they were suddenly gone.
Now remember that they would feel just as devastated about YOU being gone.
If you’re trans, you have to live.
Now remember that they would feel just as devastated about YOU being gone.
If you’re trans, you have to live.
"are there any virgins in the theatre??"
"hey, that guy's wearing a diaper!"
"do you know any child molestors?"
"fuck the back row! you fuck the back row! everyone fuck the back row!"
"Who's got the clap? [clap] Who's got the clap? [clap]"
🎶 let's do the crime warp again...! 🎶
"hey, that guy's wearing a diaper!"
"do you know any child molestors?"
"fuck the back row! you fuck the back row! everyone fuck the back row!"
"Who's got the clap? [clap] Who's got the clap? [clap]"
🎶 let's do the crime warp again...! 🎶
Kayleigh: My mom went to see Melania. She said the theater was packed, it was standing room only. People were cheering through it, they were excited. It was interactive—people interplaying with the film. She said it was just electric.
February 2, 2026 at 8:13 PM
"are there any virgins in the theatre??"
"hey, that guy's wearing a diaper!"
"do you know any child molestors?"
"fuck the back row! you fuck the back row! everyone fuck the back row!"
"Who's got the clap? [clap] Who's got the clap? [clap]"
🎶 let's do the crime warp again...! 🎶
"hey, that guy's wearing a diaper!"
"do you know any child molestors?"
"fuck the back row! you fuck the back row! everyone fuck the back row!"
"Who's got the clap? [clap] Who's got the clap? [clap]"
🎶 let's do the crime warp again...! 🎶
god i'm a fuckin mess
so much anxiety about this job i interviewed for. havent heard back and it's killing me inside. like i'm at work having anxiety attacks every time i think about writing a followup email. i fucking hate this. fuck.
& no the technical part did not go as smoothly as i expected
so much anxiety about this job i interviewed for. havent heard back and it's killing me inside. like i'm at work having anxiety attacks every time i think about writing a followup email. i fucking hate this. fuck.
& no the technical part did not go as smoothly as i expected
February 2, 2026 at 6:22 PM
god i'm a fuckin mess
so much anxiety about this job i interviewed for. havent heard back and it's killing me inside. like i'm at work having anxiety attacks every time i think about writing a followup email. i fucking hate this. fuck.
& no the technical part did not go as smoothly as i expected
so much anxiety about this job i interviewed for. havent heard back and it's killing me inside. like i'm at work having anxiety attacks every time i think about writing a followup email. i fucking hate this. fuck.
& no the technical part did not go as smoothly as i expected
my "popular with friends" feed seems to be frozen at 7 hours ago, anyone else experiencing this or do i just need more friends? 😄
February 2, 2026 at 3:59 PM
my "popular with friends" feed seems to be frozen at 7 hours ago, anyone else experiencing this or do i just need more friends? 😄
This Is The Way.
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Just found a note from my kids teacher on Class Dojo that she got in trouble because she saw the boys playing the paper football game at lunch and asked them how to play and then bet her dessert and won 4 other kids desserts and then admitted to the teacher she's been playing with me since she was 3
February 2, 2026 at 2:30 PM
This Is The Way.
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Portland people, spread this around.
The ACLU wants to hear from any families with kids or anyone who was significantly impacted by the use of chemical munitions at yesterday’s protest. Please email my office so we can help connect you with their legal team.
February 2, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Portland people, spread this around.
please help out my friend Lore, if you've got a few bucks to spare. 💖
having a rough traumaversay for something that happened a year ago that i am still not over, despite my best efforts to just forgive and let it go. i’ve been sitting here all day doing nothing, unable to function, and just feeling like shit
venmo: @LoreWilson
cashapp: $CharlieDulac
venmo: @LoreWilson
cashapp: $CharlieDulac
i might make a mutual aid request for weed money so i can go get a few joints and edibles, at least enough to get me through today, while there is still a 30% off everything sale at the dispensary.
February 2, 2026 at 1:14 AM
please help out my friend Lore, if you've got a few bucks to spare. 💖
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yippie-ki-yay, meowfucker
I can't quarantine Mr. Sharpie in another room any more because he's figured out he can move the vent covers.
This guy is walking around in the ducts like John fucking McClane.
This guy is walking around in the ducts like John fucking McClane.
February 1, 2026 at 6:01 PM
yippie-ki-yay, meowfucker
yippie-ki-yay, meowfucker
I can't quarantine Mr. Sharpie in another room any more because he's figured out he can move the vent covers.
This guy is walking around in the ducts like John fucking McClane.
This guy is walking around in the ducts like John fucking McClane.
February 1, 2026 at 6:01 PM
yippie-ki-yay, meowfucker
They're using a Long Range Acoustic Device, LRAD. Here's more info on what this is, and how to protect yourself/mitigate the harm it will do to you:
bsky.app/profile/did:...
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bsky.app/profile/did:...
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Acoustic devices used by 🧊 against Americans youtube.com/watch?v=d6mk...
Minnesota troopers use sound cannon to clear ICE protesters
YouTube video by WCCO - CBS Minnesota
youtube.com
February 1, 2026 at 1:01 AM
They're using a Long Range Acoustic Device, LRAD. Here's more info on what this is, and how to protect yourself/mitigate the harm it will do to you:
bsky.app/profile/did:...
(link is different from quoted post)
bsky.app/profile/did:...
(link is different from quoted post)
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JUNO JOURNALISM ALERT!!!
i am extremely proud to announce my latest journalism
this piece is about Tupac Amaru Shakur, the Black Panthers, COINTELPRO, and liberation
ALL my work is free, PLEASE SEND TIPS
i publish every other Thursday
read for free by clicking the link below:
junoryleejournalism.com/2026/01/29/t...
this piece is about Tupac Amaru Shakur, the Black Panthers, COINTELPRO, and liberation
ALL my work is free, PLEASE SEND TIPS
i publish every other Thursday
read for free by clicking the link below:
junoryleejournalism.com/2026/01/29/t...
January 30, 2026 at 4:57 PM
JUNO JOURNALISM ALERT!!!
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Under world anarcho-communism, which is how it works best, cuz it's about sharing & caring for each other, and we all deserve that, we cannot by definition have cabals of capitalists gleefully torturing us & our children for sport so put that in your political alignment chart and meditate on it
January 31, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Under world anarcho-communism, which is how it works best, cuz it's about sharing & caring for each other, and we all deserve that, we cannot by definition have cabals of capitalists gleefully torturing us & our children for sport so put that in your political alignment chart and meditate on it
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Morpheus: “You take the blue pill – the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill – you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.”
Me: “Bish. One of those is DayQuil and the other is NyQuil.”
Me: “Bish. One of those is DayQuil and the other is NyQuil.”
January 31, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Morpheus: “You take the blue pill – the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill – you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.”
Me: “Bish. One of those is DayQuil and the other is NyQuil.”
Me: “Bish. One of those is DayQuil and the other is NyQuil.”
i just logged into my coinbase account out of curiosity. during pandemic lockdowns, I bought $30 worth of bitcoin on a lark. it's now worth $130. not a bad % gain, but not really enough to make me want to pull out. :)
January 31, 2026 at 7:41 PM
i just logged into my coinbase account out of curiosity. during pandemic lockdowns, I bought $30 worth of bitcoin on a lark. it's now worth $130. not a bad % gain, but not really enough to make me want to pull out. :)
really good blog post about how LRAD works and how to mitigate the harm from it.
these are the acoustic noise weapons used by police and other federal agencies.
key takeaway: use passive earplugs, move sideways, and reflect the sound waves away from your ears
adafruit.com/LRAD
these are the acoustic noise weapons used by police and other federal agencies.
key takeaway: use passive earplugs, move sideways, and reflect the sound waves away from your ears
adafruit.com/LRAD
January 31, 2026 at 7:25 PM
really good blog post about how LRAD works and how to mitigate the harm from it.
these are the acoustic noise weapons used by police and other federal agencies.
key takeaway: use passive earplugs, move sideways, and reflect the sound waves away from your ears
adafruit.com/LRAD
these are the acoustic noise weapons used by police and other federal agencies.
key takeaway: use passive earplugs, move sideways, and reflect the sound waves away from your ears
adafruit.com/LRAD