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2. Don't do anything

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What's a perfect album that came out the year I turned 16? None of them because they all contained music. No album will be perfect or even good until they release one that instead of containing music does something useful like weed the garden or convert a photograph into a pdf

vitest? more like wheat test. because the logo looks like wheat

Sen. John Heckinpupper demands investigation into Hooman scandal

I'm not the best at signs.

me: yeah ive been gettin really into natural foods. like i go outside and i'll just eat the grass, because like. it's vegetables. that shits good for you.

CVS cashier: and then you eat the rocks to help digest it right

me: and then i eat the rocks !!

you know that guy didn't really lose his kids college fund on the hawk tuah memecoin, right

it's the bluecheck crypto guy version of saying you're ripping up mail-in ballots for trump

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Loudest I've ever heard a cat fart. Fucking stunk me out if my own bed man