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Connor Tearney
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you could fact check this — there aren’t 30 million illegal immigrants and there is no evidence that the presence of an immigrant in say houston has any impact on housing in madison, wisconsin — or you could note straightforwardly that this is just nazi rhetoric
JD Vance: "A lot of young people are saying housing is way too expensive. Why is that? Because we flooded the country with 30 million illegal immigrants who were taking houses that ought by right go to American citizens."
November 13, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I wonder if an NFL team has ever had back-to-back 30-29 games (a two week scoragami, if you will)
November 9, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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If the sandwich don’t split, you must acquit
Defense says that the officer's testimony was "very questionable" because he said the sandwich both exploded in spray of mustard and onions and also landed in its wrapper on the ground.
November 5, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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one thing that other candidates need to learn from mamdani is how to deliver the most cold blooded attacks on an opponent with a smile on your face
November 5, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Joey Slye is too buff to be a kicker. Can’t trust it
November 2, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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Did not expect one of the best paragraphs I’d read about baseball would come from an Irish newspaper

www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...
November 2, 2025 at 2:22 PM
The prior assumption’s Dave lays out - that people do not form their impressions by reading policy white papers, but from just existing in the world - is probably the single most important thing that I wish I could just implant in every consultant’s / dem politician’s head
Okay I’m reading it now and, no surprise, it suuuucks in exactly the ways you would expect.
Should I have a couple drinks and rip apart the new centrist dem manifesto tonight?

Y/N
October 28, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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"normies do not care about this thing and so it is no use raising a stink" is imho just an excuse for not doing politics, which is the job of making normies care about something
October 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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you've gotta admit the NCAA has an incredible sense of comic timing
Now official: College athletes and school staff can bet on pro sports, beginning on Nov. 1.

All three Divisions have voted to approve the change, per the NCAA.
October 23, 2025 at 4:07 PM
In honor of the No Kings protest I took under 34.5 wins for Sacramento
October 18, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I know it’s wish casting to hope for this, and essentially nothing would happen except Mike Johnson would give an indignant answer and then not call on the reporter ever again, but my god the 30 seconds when that question is asked would be the hypothetical highlight of my year.
Not being even vaguely sarcastic:

At some point, a journalist needs to ask Johnson “you regularly claim you have no idea what your own government is doing. If we take you at your word, how are you so poorly informed, and do you this level of ignorance should disqualify you as speaker?”
Q: What's your message to the 170 US citizens who have been detained by ICE? About 20 of them are children

MIKE JOHNSON: I don't know what you're talking about with the children. I haven't seen that so I'm not going to comment on it.
October 18, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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Not being even vaguely sarcastic:

At some point, a journalist needs to ask Johnson “you regularly claim you have no idea what your own government is doing. If we take you at your word, how are you so poorly informed, and do you this level of ignorance should disqualify you as speaker?”
Q: What's your message to the 170 US citizens who have been detained by ICE? About 20 of them are children

MIKE JOHNSON: I don't know what you're talking about with the children. I haven't seen that so I'm not going to comment on it.
October 18, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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This feels like an apt time to re-up the greatest baseball tweet of all time
October 18, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Was confronted by an orange on my walk. Paid the toll of 72 scritches.
October 18, 2025 at 4:13 AM
…you know I think she might actually believe this
AG Bondi: "We're gonna get to the funding of antifa, we're gonna get to the root of antifa, and we're gonna find and charge all of those people who are causing this chaos in Portland and all these other cities across our country."
October 15, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I have gotten 5 fundraising texts from Janet Mills today alone. (And have immediately blocked everyone, yet they persist - all different numbers). If anything, this tells me you don’t understand the current media environment and are just going to pay consultants to run a campaign with poor outreach
October 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Given the playcalling decisions I honestly think that this game might be some sort of elaborate practical joke played on the brits
October 12, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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Jaxson Dart and Cam Skattebo are also going to have a multi-hour meeting after this game but it's just going to be them hitting wrestling finishers off the couch on each other
October 10, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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“A second inflatable frog has now been spotted wiggling through Portland.”
October 8, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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She’s left us no choice. It’s time for Isaac Chotiner to interview Bari Weiss.
October 7, 2025 at 3:18 PM
You know how RFK Jr said he could tell kids had mitochondrial problems by looking at them (obvious bullshit)? Similar idea here.
A Texas megachurch pastor and GOP leader has been arrested for crimes against children. Not Robert Morris, a different one. Not Josiah Anthony, a different one. Not Luke Cunningham, a different one. Not Tony Evans, a different one. Not Scott Crenshaw, a different one. Not Steve Lawson, a different o
October 5, 2025 at 10:01 PM
The NFL could really add another level if FGs that go in off the upright were worth 4 points
October 3, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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Watching this Mason Miller guy pitch for the first time. Have to imagine he has a career 0.00 ERA with a .000 batting average against
Mason Miller hits 104 a pitch after 103, the following at bat featured three 103 mph pitches
October 1, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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The Green Bay Packers defeat the Dallas Cowboys 40-40 on away (field) goals.
September 29, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I see this, I share it. Those are the rules.
September 29, 2025 at 1:39 AM