Angela BCB
@cruzship24.bsky.social
obsessive reader, foodie, wine drinker, rump shaker, dirty talker, and proud lefty.
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YOU GET NOTHING!
YOU LOSE!
GOOD DAY, SIR!
YOU LOSE!
GOOD DAY, SIR!
March 11, 2025 at 3:16 PM
YOU GET NOTHING!
YOU LOSE!
GOOD DAY, SIR!
YOU LOSE!
GOOD DAY, SIR!
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For my first executive action as president I am renaming Lake Titicaca to Lake Boobiepoopoo.
February 11, 2025 at 3:43 PM
For my first executive action as president I am renaming Lake Titicaca to Lake Boobiepoopoo.
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Coworker: Are you watching anything good?
Me: The end of civilization
Coworker: Is that on Netflix?
Me: Netflix?
Me: The end of civilization
Coworker: Is that on Netflix?
Me: Netflix?
January 19, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Coworker: Are you watching anything good?
Me: The end of civilization
Coworker: Is that on Netflix?
Me: Netflix?
Me: The end of civilization
Coworker: Is that on Netflix?
Me: Netflix?
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This requires @benwikler.bsky.social as DNC chair
Democrats need to have an aggressive and coordinated media strategy involving all of their members, surfacing derogatory information about Republicans, enumerating the problems they’ve failed to address, and filling the news hole with fresh complaints.
Shove the Presidency Down Trump’s Throat
Liberals spent the president-elect’s first term trying and failing to kick him out of office. This time out, they need to turn the White House into a prison.
newrepublic.com
January 18, 2025 at 8:04 PM
This requires @benwikler.bsky.social as DNC chair
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IN CASE OF FIRE:
1) If someone is on fire, punch them in the face.
2) Cop a feel off the person behind you, as these might be your last minutes on Earth.
3) Squeeze the junk of the person in front of you. It'll slow them down, allowing you to move ahead of them.
4) Exit.
1) If someone is on fire, punch them in the face.
2) Cop a feel off the person behind you, as these might be your last minutes on Earth.
3) Squeeze the junk of the person in front of you. It'll slow them down, allowing you to move ahead of them.
4) Exit.
January 5, 2025 at 3:48 PM
IN CASE OF FIRE:
1) If someone is on fire, punch them in the face.
2) Cop a feel off the person behind you, as these might be your last minutes on Earth.
3) Squeeze the junk of the person in front of you. It'll slow them down, allowing you to move ahead of them.
4) Exit.
1) If someone is on fire, punch them in the face.
2) Cop a feel off the person behind you, as these might be your last minutes on Earth.
3) Squeeze the junk of the person in front of you. It'll slow them down, allowing you to move ahead of them.
4) Exit.
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This election was never about the price of eggs or gas Whip Clark (D-MA). It’s always been about culture wars that protect white fragility. They hate everyone, that aren’t like them and they won the message. Until we adopt negative partisanship into our messaging, we won’t win again. #DemVoice1
November 21, 2024 at 12:15 AM
This election was never about the price of eggs or gas Whip Clark (D-MA). It’s always been about culture wars that protect white fragility. They hate everyone, that aren’t like them and they won the message. Until we adopt negative partisanship into our messaging, we won’t win again. #DemVoice1
What’s the point of having an ethics committee if you’re not going to reveal unethical behavior? Just disband the committee. I guess I shouldn’t be surprised, but my God.
November 20, 2024 at 10:27 PM
What’s the point of having an ethics committee if you’re not going to reveal unethical behavior? Just disband the committee. I guess I shouldn’t be surprised, but my God.
I don’t want to see that orange greasy head. I don’t want to see that candy floss hair. I don’t want to hear his dick-ish voice. I don’t want to see his accordion playing hands or his asshole-ish smirk. I don’t even want to hear his name. I may never turn the news on again.
November 20, 2024 at 3:25 PM
I don’t want to see that orange greasy head. I don’t want to see that candy floss hair. I don’t want to hear his dick-ish voice. I don’t want to see his accordion playing hands or his asshole-ish smirk. I don’t even want to hear his name. I may never turn the news on again.
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I like that JD Vance is missing, it feels good knowing he's being left out of the group activities. I bet there is a group chat he's not in and they make little in jokes around him while he just goes "oh haha, I guess I had to be there"
November 19, 2024 at 2:20 AM
I like that JD Vance is missing, it feels good knowing he's being left out of the group activities. I bet there is a group chat he's not in and they make little in jokes around him while he just goes "oh haha, I guess I had to be there"
If you’re scrolling the TV guide and can’t find anything new to watch, what is your go to old show to put on? For me, it used to be Say Yes to the Dress or Four weddings because I love being judgy. Now I put on Big Bang Theory.
November 18, 2024 at 10:44 PM
If you’re scrolling the TV guide and can’t find anything new to watch, what is your go to old show to put on? For me, it used to be Say Yes to the Dress or Four weddings because I love being judgy. Now I put on Big Bang Theory.
So I’ve been watching 70s movies lately and noticed that female leads are braless. It’s hard nipple city all over the place, which I’m cool with, but I can’t help but think these days prudes would boycott and act like it was the downfall of society.
November 17, 2024 at 2:13 AM
So I’ve been watching 70s movies lately and noticed that female leads are braless. It’s hard nipple city all over the place, which I’m cool with, but I can’t help but think these days prudes would boycott and act like it was the downfall of society.
What’s everybody thinking they’re going to do about their investment money, 401k, etc.? We have a meeting with our financial planner next Friday, but I feel like he’s going to think I’m crazy that I want to liquidate and put everything in my mattress.
November 16, 2024 at 1:42 PM
What’s everybody thinking they’re going to do about their investment money, 401k, etc.? We have a meeting with our financial planner next Friday, but I feel like he’s going to think I’m crazy that I want to liquidate and put everything in my mattress.
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Me: Maybe things won't be so bad after all
The News: Get fucked, you gormless dingdong. You absolute driveling blubberhead
The News: Get fucked, you gormless dingdong. You absolute driveling blubberhead
November 15, 2024 at 12:59 AM
Me: Maybe things won't be so bad after all
The News: Get fucked, you gormless dingdong. You absolute driveling blubberhead
The News: Get fucked, you gormless dingdong. You absolute driveling blubberhead
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All the Trump cabinet announcements are like “And I’ve named this parrot that only knows how to say racial slurs to be Secretary of the Interior”
November 13, 2024 at 12:19 AM
All the Trump cabinet announcements are like “And I’ve named this parrot that only knows how to say racial slurs to be Secretary of the Interior”
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My Bologna has a third name but we're still working out the spelling.
November 12, 2024 at 4:21 AM
My Bologna has a third name but we're still working out the spelling.
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I need a pep talk from Tim Walz where he calls me “Slugger.”
November 13, 2024 at 1:00 AM
I need a pep talk from Tim Walz where he calls me “Slugger.”