Crusty Tom
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I think you are probably hearing from a lot of non Canadians as there are only 41 mill Canadians. And a good chunk speak French and most Canadians aren’t on this application
I make the pickle joke here, get a thousand funny responses.
I make the pickle joke on threads, I get fifty million angry Canadians who hate jokes.
I make the pickle joke on threads, I get fifty million angry Canadians who hate jokes.
December 23, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I think you are probably hearing from a lot of non Canadians as there are only 41 mill Canadians. And a good chunk speak French and most Canadians aren’t on this application
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If you post on here more than 20 times in one day the app should display a health bar showing how close you are to snapping
December 22, 2025 at 7:50 AM
If you post on here more than 20 times in one day the app should display a health bar showing how close you are to snapping
Did the colours have fabulous names like paint colours? That would be awesome. I remember a colour that had a name like "rotting salmon" and I always thought it would be a great colour for a living room.
the electronic form for the doctors office asked me to choose colors to describe my mucus and the color of my mucus was not on the list i think i’m about to be famous
December 22, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Did the colours have fabulous names like paint colours? That would be awesome. I remember a colour that had a name like "rotting salmon" and I always thought it would be a great colour for a living room.
healthcare has doubled in the U.S. over the last 15 years, as has higher education which has gone up 225%, many food items, adult beverages, child care, and energy has gone up dramatically over the last YEAR - electricity, oil and gas up between 5 and 6 %.
LANKFORD: In 2010, before Obamacare kicked in, the normal healthcare premium was $215.
HUNT: Right. But insurance companies could refuse to cover you for a preexisting condition
LANKFORD: That's true.
HUNT: Right. But insurance companies could refuse to cover you for a preexisting condition
LANKFORD: That's true.
December 22, 2025 at 11:52 AM
healthcare has doubled in the U.S. over the last 15 years, as has higher education which has gone up 225%, many food items, adult beverages, child care, and energy has gone up dramatically over the last YEAR - electricity, oil and gas up between 5 and 6 %.
Were they in ICE detention?
Authorities recover more than 40 missing children during 12-day operation
Authorities recover more than 40 missing children during 12-day operation
Officials in Florida said they found and rescued 43 missing children during a recent recovery mission.
www.1011now.com
December 20, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Were they in ICE detention?
The early 80s were savage. Jobs for young people were though to get, especially ones out of retail or the service industry. Mortgage rates were insane - 12 percent interest! Some rates were even higher - I remember 15 in some cases.
not that the present economic picture is rosy, but i do think that popular culture — and specifically nostalgia bait television — is a big part of the reason that our public memory of the 1970s, 1980s and even 1990s seems to miss the real economic pain that marked each of those decades.
December 20, 2025 at 7:42 PM
The early 80s were savage. Jobs for young people were though to get, especially ones out of retail or the service industry. Mortgage rates were insane - 12 percent interest! Some rates were even higher - I remember 15 in some cases.
Yeah, here it is, a 20 year old mac in a story about Alberta addressing challenges in the future and I swear, it couldn't be more on the nose for a province with its head up its arse.
December 18, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Yeah, here it is, a 20 year old mac in a story about Alberta addressing challenges in the future and I swear, it couldn't be more on the nose for a province with its head up its arse.
What is that, a 20 year old Mac?
ICYMI: @natashabulowski.bsky.social took a deep dive into how municipalities across Alberta are approaching data centres.
Some see dollar signs: "It's like the second coming of the oilpatch," one councillor said. Others are wary of the facilities' impacts on land and water.
Some see dollar signs: "It's like the second coming of the oilpatch," one councillor said. Others are wary of the facilities' impacts on land and water.
Alberta towns see AI data centres as 'second coming of oil' — but some worry at what cost
Municipalities across Alberta are trying to figure out whether they can — or should — try to cash in on the influx of AI data centre developers looking to set up shop in the province. For some council...
www.nationalobserver.com
December 18, 2025 at 1:08 AM
What is that, a 20 year old Mac?
I know sports is its own little world, but seriously. The cutline and the headline don't mention the sport. If you don't follow tennis, you don't know what the hell they're talking about and the photo doesn't tell you either. What ARE they teaching in J-school anymore?
Ahead of Sabalenka showdown, Kyrgios says few men would face top woman reut.rs/4pItoub
Ahead of Sabalenka showdown, Kyrgios says few men would face top woman
Nick Kyrgios believes few male players would accept the chance to face a top woman as the maverick Australian prepares to take on women's world number one Aryna Sabalenka in a Battle of the Sexes exhibition later this month.
reut.rs
December 18, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I know sports is its own little world, but seriously. The cutline and the headline don't mention the sport. If you don't follow tennis, you don't know what the hell they're talking about and the photo doesn't tell you either. What ARE they teaching in J-school anymore?
For them to be taken seriously, Campell's will need to have a line of holsters. Those who consume their soups with their "soup holster" ironically won't need a holster, but can still buy one as a fashion statement.
Campbell’s Unveils New Line Of Self-Defense Soups https://theonion.com/campbells-unveils-new-line-of-self-defense-soups/
December 17, 2025 at 5:03 PM
For them to be taken seriously, Campell's will need to have a line of holsters. Those who consume their soups with their "soup holster" ironically won't need a holster, but can still buy one as a fashion statement.
rowr... well, well. Who's swanning around with the big bad paddle?
If there is no bottom, what are we gonna spank?
December 15, 2025 at 7:18 PM
rowr... well, well. Who's swanning around with the big bad paddle?
Pfft. This isn't real. Obviously A.One.
#GVerse Once you see how fast food is made, you may change your mind about eating it: 😱🤣 Sorry Not Sorry! 😅
December 15, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Pfft. This isn't real. Obviously A.One.
In banana heaven, they have freezers full of people and on really cold days in Banana Heaven, the bananas have their revenge, which is a sacrament.
This is what happens when it is arctic fricking cold outside, and I find some bananas I had forgotten about in the freezer.
December 15, 2025 at 12:00 PM
In banana heaven, they have freezers full of people and on really cold days in Banana Heaven, the bananas have their revenge, which is a sacrament.
Nosegay for the local maschalagnia.
what’re y’all keeping in your armpits these days i store my extra mayonnaise in there
December 14, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Nosegay for the local maschalagnia.
I keep my nosegays for the local maschalagnia.
December 14, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I keep my nosegays for the local maschalagnia.
Did...did they. Did they all win fifa peace prize medals? They all have ribbons around their necks!
Berkshire overhauls top ranks to accelerate shift beyond Buffett era. What it means for the stock
Berkshire overhauls top ranks to accelerate shift beyond Buffett era. What it means for the stock
The overhaul marks a turn toward a more centralized structure after decades in which Buffett allowed subsidiaries to run largely on their own.
cnb.cx
December 8, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Did...did they. Did they all win fifa peace prize medals? They all have ribbons around their necks!
The worm is making him do this. The worm is saying, ’hey, pull my finger.’ And if you do, the worm gets to fly out his ass (because the brain worm has built a worm superhighway from his brain to his ass) and right up who ever pulls. And he also farts. It’s dead bear fart. Disgusting.
He must be reading a part where Cheryl said he is a faithful and devoted husband.
December 8, 2025 at 12:15 PM
The worm is making him do this. The worm is saying, ’hey, pull my finger.’ And if you do, the worm gets to fly out his ass (because the brain worm has built a worm superhighway from his brain to his ass) and right up who ever pulls. And he also farts. It’s dead bear fart. Disgusting.
Yeah, his name is spelled 'S-H-I-T-Z-K-Y'.
In honor of Wayne Gretzky performing the World Cup draw later 😅
December 5, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Yeah, his name is spelled 'S-H-I-T-Z-K-Y'.
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Because that’s last thing your victims see…
Underwear that says "hold your breath~" on the butt
December 1, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Because that’s last thing your victims see…
Ah but everyone knows only the captain is allowed to fart in the submarine. It is the captain’s perogative to enhance the experience of the crew as he deems fit for the good and safe operation of his craft.
It’s true, I am a universal constant, like farts in a submarine.
Great scientist, including Bill Nye and @neildegrassetyson.com and even the great Beakman of Beakman’s World have tried to analyze the coolness of @gailsimone.bsky.social and have concluded that it is infinite. There is no real way to contain it.
December 1, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Ah but everyone knows only the captain is allowed to fart in the submarine. It is the captain’s perogative to enhance the experience of the crew as he deems fit for the good and safe operation of his craft.
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is there a country where pause can be permanent? Oh, in Russia? Hmmm.
Hang on, a pause is by definition temporary. Permanent is the opposite of temporary. “Permanent pause” is an oxymoron, a contradiction. If you want to be president of the US, don’t you think you should learn English, @realDonaldTrump ?
November 28, 2025 at 12:32 PM
is there a country where pause can be permanent? Oh, in Russia? Hmmm.
she's very good.
Oh no
November 28, 2025 at 12:30 PM
she's very good.
Is the Lawbstaw trap in a pawking lot where they pawk the caws?
Trying to convince my sister to go see Stavvy with me in Boston.
And then the lobster trap Christmas tree.
And then the lobster trap Christmas tree.
November 28, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Is the Lawbstaw trap in a pawking lot where they pawk the caws?