Chris Page
@psipook.bsky.social
Wine-breathing misanthrope with cheese in his soul. Freelance scribbler. Novelist. Doodler. Cat person. Exile.
Pinned
Happy New Year of the Hoss!
Let’s hope 2026 is every bit as crappy as 2025!
(I can’t draw horse heads, so I skipped that bit)
Let’s hope 2026 is every bit as crappy as 2025!
(I can’t draw horse heads, so I skipped that bit)
Happy New Year of the Hoss!
Let’s hope 2026 is every bit as crappy as 2025!
(I can’t draw horse heads, so I skipped that bit)
Let’s hope 2026 is every bit as crappy as 2025!
(I can’t draw horse heads, so I skipped that bit)
January 1, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Happy New Year of the Hoss!
Let’s hope 2026 is every bit as crappy as 2025!
(I can’t draw horse heads, so I skipped that bit)
Let’s hope 2026 is every bit as crappy as 2025!
(I can’t draw horse heads, so I skipped that bit)
Yesterday my clever daughter gave me a glass pen. Today, I took it out for a spin.
December 29, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Yesterday my clever daughter gave me a glass pen. Today, I took it out for a spin.
Christopher Harborne’s £9 million gift to #ReformUK in 2025 stands as the largest political donation from a living individual in modern UK history.
Is Reform a party for the people or a party for the super rich?
psipook.substack.com/p/so-who-are...
#UKpolitics
Is Reform a party for the people or a party for the super rich?
psipook.substack.com/p/so-who-are...
#UKpolitics
December 16, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Christopher Harborne’s £9 million gift to #ReformUK in 2025 stands as the largest political donation from a living individual in modern UK history.
Is Reform a party for the people or a party for the super rich?
psipook.substack.com/p/so-who-are...
#UKpolitics
Is Reform a party for the people or a party for the super rich?
psipook.substack.com/p/so-who-are...
#UKpolitics
In the first three quarters of 2025, #ReformUK reported about £13.1 million in large declared donations — more than the Conservatives (£10.9 million) or Labour (£7.1 million) or the Green Party (£0.14 million) in declared gifts.
psipook.substack.com/p/so-who-are...
psipook.substack.com/p/so-who-are...
December 15, 2025 at 8:51 AM
In the first three quarters of 2025, #ReformUK reported about £13.1 million in large declared donations — more than the Conservatives (£10.9 million) or Labour (£7.1 million) or the Green Party (£0.14 million) in declared gifts.
psipook.substack.com/p/so-who-are...
psipook.substack.com/p/so-who-are...
Reposted by Chris Page
December 15, 2025 at 7:32 AM
So, who are Reform UK’s donors? open.substack.com/pub/psipook/...
December 15, 2025 at 7:09 AM
So, who are Reform UK’s donors? open.substack.com/pub/psipook/...
The #cats have spent a *long* time this evening trying to figure out how to get all three of them into one small basket. But they finally succeeded! Clever cats!
December 12, 2025 at 11:07 AM
The #cats have spent a *long* time this evening trying to figure out how to get all three of them into one small basket. But they finally succeeded! Clever cats!
Reposted by Chris Page
Well, this isn't too obvious huh?
December 11, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Well, this isn't too obvious huh?
Presumably the oil tanker was full of drugs, cos drugs is what the Venezuela operation is all about, right? Right?
December 11, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Presumably the oil tanker was full of drugs, cos drugs is what the Venezuela operation is all about, right? Right?
FIFA => Fawning Infantino’s Fake Awards
December 6, 2025 at 3:13 AM
FIFA => Fawning Infantino’s Fake Awards
I'm skipping the #FIFAWorldCup next year. I love football, but the corporates and power junkies long ago hijacked the game and now with this 'award' to a rapist and warmonger they are just rubbing our noses in it. They're taking the piss so I'm taking a miss.
December 6, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I'm skipping the #FIFAWorldCup next year. I love football, but the corporates and power junkies long ago hijacked the game and now with this 'award' to a rapist and warmonger they are just rubbing our noses in it. They're taking the piss so I'm taking a miss.
I have four (4!) water bowls for the cats in the house, but every day, Ash insists on drinking from my glass!
December 5, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I have four (4!) water bowls for the cats in the house, but every day, Ash insists on drinking from my glass!
Beth Gibbons gig in Osaka tonight. A bit excellent, it was!
December 3, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Beth Gibbons gig in Osaka tonight. A bit excellent, it was!
Oooooh! Where am I today?
December 3, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Oooooh! Where am I today?
How fragile are the US armed forces that two unarmed men clinging to wreckage in the ocean can be deemed a sufficient threat they need to be killed in ‘self-defence’? What were they going to do? Obliterate the US task force by breathing their last on it?
December 2, 2025 at 6:43 AM
How fragile are the US armed forces that two unarmed men clinging to wreckage in the ocean can be deemed a sufficient threat they need to be killed in ‘self-defence’? What were they going to do? Obliterate the US task force by breathing their last on it?
‘Come back! If you evolve into a sentient bipedal hominid we’re all screwed!’
Here’s a #cartoon I posted here a few years ago and then took down to allow certain publications their option on it. They didn’t take up the option. Ho hum. Here it is again, with a more discerning audience.
Here’s a #cartoon I posted here a few years ago and then took down to allow certain publications their option on it. They didn’t take up the option. Ho hum. Here it is again, with a more discerning audience.
December 2, 2025 at 2:48 AM
‘Come back! If you evolve into a sentient bipedal hominid we’re all screwed!’
Here’s a #cartoon I posted here a few years ago and then took down to allow certain publications their option on it. They didn’t take up the option. Ho hum. Here it is again, with a more discerning audience.
Here’s a #cartoon I posted here a few years ago and then took down to allow certain publications their option on it. They didn’t take up the option. Ho hum. Here it is again, with a more discerning audience.
The man who declared himself winner of the Nobel Peace Prize prepares to invade a country that has done nothing to the US, with a casus belli that’s a case of bollocks.
November 30, 2025 at 8:01 AM
The man who declared himself winner of the Nobel Peace Prize prepares to invade a country that has done nothing to the US, with a casus belli that’s a case of bollocks.
Reposted by Chris Page
Holy fucking hell! #Palantir is a death company. And they'll come for ALL OF US!!!
youtu.be/H4J4lF1E-eI?...
youtu.be/H4J4lF1E-eI?...
How Palantir profits from war and mass surveillance
YouTube video by Geopolitical Economy Report
youtu.be
November 30, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Holy fucking hell! #Palantir is a death company. And they'll come for ALL OF US!!!
youtu.be/H4J4lF1E-eI?...
youtu.be/H4J4lF1E-eI?...
Reposted by Chris Page
Hang on, a pause is by definition temporary. Permanent is the opposite of temporary. “Permanent pause” is an oxymoron, a contradiction. If you want to be president of the US, don’t you think you should learn English, @realDonaldTrump ?
November 28, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Hang on, a pause is by definition temporary. Permanent is the opposite of temporary. “Permanent pause” is an oxymoron, a contradiction. If you want to be president of the US, don’t you think you should learn English, @realDonaldTrump ?
Those nice people at #Redbubble are discounting stuff again. 25-30% off my #tshirts, 15-35% off other clobber. How long will it last?
psipook.redbubble.com
Oh, check out ‘Just No, OK?’, my latest #tshirt to be released into the wild.
psipook.redbubble.com
Oh, check out ‘Just No, OK?’, my latest #tshirt to be released into the wild.
November 28, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Those nice people at #Redbubble are discounting stuff again. 25-30% off my #tshirts, 15-35% off other clobber. How long will it last?
psipook.redbubble.com
Oh, check out ‘Just No, OK?’, my latest #tshirt to be released into the wild.
psipook.redbubble.com
Oh, check out ‘Just No, OK?’, my latest #tshirt to be released into the wild.
Loki is a bit impatient for his afternoon snack.
November 28, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Loki is a bit impatient for his afternoon snack.
Any of you Osaka / Kansai people going to see Beth Gibbons in Osaka next week? I got *my* ticket. Pretty excited. Haven't been to a show in yonks.
youtu.be/bSRSgPq1AwA?...
youtu.be/bSRSgPq1AwA?...
Beth Gibbons - 3voor12 live at Artone Studios
YouTube video by 3voor12
youtu.be
November 26, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Any of you Osaka / Kansai people going to see Beth Gibbons in Osaka next week? I got *my* ticket. Pretty excited. Haven't been to a show in yonks.
youtu.be/bSRSgPq1AwA?...
youtu.be/bSRSgPq1AwA?...
New post on Substack:
open.substack.com/pub/psipook/...
Honey, I sold the neighbour's kids to the vivisectionist!
open.substack.com/pub/psipook/...
Honey, I sold the neighbour's kids to the vivisectionist!
November 24, 2025 at 3:35 AM
New post on Substack:
open.substack.com/pub/psipook/...
Honey, I sold the neighbour's kids to the vivisectionist!
open.substack.com/pub/psipook/...
Honey, I sold the neighbour's kids to the vivisectionist!
If posting on Mastodon is 'tooting' and posting on the old Twitter was 'tweeting', what's posting o Bluesky? 'Blooping'?
November 23, 2025 at 8:54 AM
If posting on Mastodon is 'tooting' and posting on the old Twitter was 'tweeting', what's posting o Bluesky? 'Blooping'?