Chris Page
@psipook.bsky.social
Wine-breathing misanthrope with cheese in his soul. Freelance scribbler. Novelist. Doodler. Cat person. Exile.
Last night I dreamed I was eating one of my cats with a spoon. Apparently, this was for medical reasons; some kind of post mortem procedure while the cat was still alive. This all seemed terribly muddled and unpleasant to me as I hunkered over the half-eaten cat with my spoon — ➡️
November 13, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Last night I dreamed I was eating one of my cats with a spoon. Apparently, this was for medical reasons; some kind of post mortem procedure while the cat was still alive. This all seemed terribly muddled and unpleasant to me as I hunkered over the half-eaten cat with my spoon — ➡️
Meanwhile, somewhere in Nara, someone has been making filling for traditional British Christmas mince pies … [sinister music]
November 11, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Meanwhile, somewhere in Nara, someone has been making filling for traditional British Christmas mince pies … [sinister music]
Put some bloody clothes on!
’Up to’ 50% off sale still going on. How much longer? Only #Redbubble knows. What does ‘up to' mean? Only #Redbubble knows. So that means ’up to’ 50% off Page’s fabulous tees, totes, stickers, hoodies, etc.
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’Up to’ 50% off sale still going on. How much longer? Only #Redbubble knows. What does ‘up to' mean? Only #Redbubble knows. So that means ’up to’ 50% off Page’s fabulous tees, totes, stickers, hoodies, etc.
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November 4, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Put some bloody clothes on!
’Up to’ 50% off sale still going on. How much longer? Only #Redbubble knows. What does ‘up to' mean? Only #Redbubble knows. So that means ’up to’ 50% off Page’s fabulous tees, totes, stickers, hoodies, etc.
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#tshirt #tshirts #psipook #sale
’Up to’ 50% off sale still going on. How much longer? Only #Redbubble knows. What does ‘up to' mean? Only #Redbubble knows. So that means ’up to’ 50% off Page’s fabulous tees, totes, stickers, hoodies, etc.
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Immigration, immigration, immigration!
Those immigration issues in full
Cartoon thing and article about, er, immigration
on Substack from Chris Page
(free to read)
psipook.substack.com/p/immigratio...
#immigration #ReformUK #UKLabour #GreenParty
Those immigration issues in full
Cartoon thing and article about, er, immigration
on Substack from Chris Page
(free to read)
psipook.substack.com/p/immigratio...
#immigration #ReformUK #UKLabour #GreenParty
Immigration, immigration, immigration!
Those immigration issues in full — cartoon thing and rumination
psipook.substack.com
October 27, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Immigration, immigration, immigration!
Those immigration issues in full
Cartoon thing and article about, er, immigration
on Substack from Chris Page
(free to read)
psipook.substack.com/p/immigratio...
#immigration #ReformUK #UKLabour #GreenParty
Those immigration issues in full
Cartoon thing and article about, er, immigration
on Substack from Chris Page
(free to read)
psipook.substack.com/p/immigratio...
#immigration #ReformUK #UKLabour #GreenParty
Still warm and sticky from the Substack press: Why Starmer’s digital ID initiative is a consequence of Starmer having no initiative.
Keir Starmer — Identity-Man
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#DigitalID
Keir Starmer — Identity-Man
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#DigitalID
Chris Page | Substack
A bit like Orwell’s As I Please — if he used rude words and was demoralised by a soul-crushing day job. Click to read Chris Page, a Substack publication. Launched 8 months ago.
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October 19, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Still warm and sticky from the Substack press: Why Starmer’s digital ID initiative is a consequence of Starmer having no initiative.
Keir Starmer — Identity-Man
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#DigitalID
Keir Starmer — Identity-Man
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#DigitalID
Keir Starmer — Identity-Man
Starmer’s digital ID policy matches his own absence of personality
A Substack from Chris Page
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#politics
Starmer’s digital ID policy matches his own absence of personality
A Substack from Chris Page
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#politics
October 19, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Keir Starmer — Identity-Man
Starmer’s digital ID policy matches his own absence of personality
A Substack from Chris Page
psipook.substack.com
#politics
Starmer’s digital ID policy matches his own absence of personality
A Substack from Chris Page
psipook.substack.com
#politics
So, Netanyahu collects the domestic political capital from bringing home the hostages. Netanyahu finds an excuse to bomb a Hamas target. Netanyahu falsely accuses Hamas of breaking the ceasefire. Netanyahu resumes the genocide. ➡️
October 15, 2025 at 9:57 AM
So, Netanyahu collects the domestic political capital from bringing home the hostages. Netanyahu finds an excuse to bomb a Hamas target. Netanyahu falsely accuses Hamas of breaking the ceasefire. Netanyahu resumes the genocide. ➡️
Big shout-out thanks to the soon-to-be-well-dressed soul in the UK who has elected to accoutre themself with the [Lord Kitchener says] You are Poop #tshirt.
See FictionalShirts link psipook.redbubble.com for more groovy threads and assorted stuff.
See FictionalShirts link psipook.redbubble.com for more groovy threads and assorted stuff.
October 14, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Big shout-out thanks to the soon-to-be-well-dressed soul in the UK who has elected to accoutre themself with the [Lord Kitchener says] You are Poop #tshirt.
See FictionalShirts link psipook.redbubble.com for more groovy threads and assorted stuff.
See FictionalShirts link psipook.redbubble.com for more groovy threads and assorted stuff.
So, the Nobel committee wanted to highlight the struggle to preserve democracy by giving the peace prize to someone who is friends with people trying to dismantle democracy. Subtle.
October 12, 2025 at 1:12 AM
So, the Nobel committee wanted to highlight the struggle to preserve democracy by giving the peace prize to someone who is friends with people trying to dismantle democracy. Subtle.
Calling all connoisseurs of tees. Apparently it’s 40% off all items in the FictionalShirts tee shop again!
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#tshirts
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#tshirts
October 11, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Calling all connoisseurs of tees. Apparently it’s 40% off all items in the FictionalShirts tee shop again!
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#tshirts
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#tshirts
Jørgen Watne Frydnes must really want a wee-wee.
October 10, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Jørgen Watne Frydnes must really want a wee-wee.
If Trump wins the peace prize today, it will invalidate all other Nobel prizes ever in any category. Einstein’s: null and void; Ernest Hemingway’s: null and void; Marie Curie’s: null and void; Nelson Mandela’s: null and void; Martin Luther King’s: null and void. ==>
(Cartoon by Pierre Ballouhey)
(Cartoon by Pierre Ballouhey)
October 10, 2025 at 3:06 AM
If Trump wins the peace prize today, it will invalidate all other Nobel prizes ever in any category. Einstein’s: null and void; Ernest Hemingway’s: null and void; Marie Curie’s: null and void; Nelson Mandela’s: null and void; Martin Luther King’s: null and void. ==>
(Cartoon by Pierre Ballouhey)
(Cartoon by Pierre Ballouhey)
Reposted by Chris Page
She was arrested for holding a sign reading:
“I do not support the proscription of Palestine Action”
How that would warrant arrest is very unclear. I wonder if the police here even understand the boundaries of the bizarre law they’ve been forced to enforce.
“I do not support the proscription of Palestine Action”
How that would warrant arrest is very unclear. I wonder if the police here even understand the boundaries of the bizarre law they’ve been forced to enforce.
October 5, 2025 at 9:40 PM
She was arrested for holding a sign reading:
“I do not support the proscription of Palestine Action”
How that would warrant arrest is very unclear. I wonder if the police here even understand the boundaries of the bizarre law they’ve been forced to enforce.
“I do not support the proscription of Palestine Action”
How that would warrant arrest is very unclear. I wonder if the police here even understand the boundaries of the bizarre law they’ve been forced to enforce.
The Gospel According to Mr Eric
Short fiction in short book form
by Evan Findlay Hay, pub. by Overground Underground
Read it, or forever suffer the pain of wondering what life-changing and ineffable TROOFS are embedded in the Ericolian screed.
overgroundunderground.co.uk/books
#fiction #publishing
Short fiction in short book form
by Evan Findlay Hay, pub. by Overground Underground
Read it, or forever suffer the pain of wondering what life-changing and ineffable TROOFS are embedded in the Ericolian screed.
overgroundunderground.co.uk/books
#fiction #publishing
October 5, 2025 at 11:12 AM
The Gospel According to Mr Eric
Short fiction in short book form
by Evan Findlay Hay, pub. by Overground Underground
Read it, or forever suffer the pain of wondering what life-changing and ineffable TROOFS are embedded in the Ericolian screed.
overgroundunderground.co.uk/books
#fiction #publishing
Short fiction in short book form
by Evan Findlay Hay, pub. by Overground Underground
Read it, or forever suffer the pain of wondering what life-changing and ineffable TROOFS are embedded in the Ericolian screed.
overgroundunderground.co.uk/books
#fiction #publishing
A tiny but exciting reminder that Greta Thunberg and her fellow activists have not been ‘arrested’ as the media and Israel insist. The flotilla was in international waters where Israel has no jurisdiction, nor have the activists committed any crimes in international law.
October 2, 2025 at 9:14 AM
A tiny but exciting reminder that Greta Thunberg and her fellow activists have not been ‘arrested’ as the media and Israel insist. The flotilla was in international waters where Israel has no jurisdiction, nor have the activists committed any crimes in international law.
Reposted by Chris Page
We stand with our MEP Benedetta Scuderi and with all the volunteers of the #GlobalSumudFlotilla and call for her swift & unconditional release
It's unacceptable that volunteers have risked their lives to make up for the shortcoming of the EU and its Member States
www.greens-efa.eu/en/article/p...
It's unacceptable that volunteers have risked their lives to make up for the shortcoming of the EU and its Member States
www.greens-efa.eu/en/article/p...
Greens/EFA Co-Presidents call for the release of MEP Benedetta Scuderi
Yesterday night, the Global Sumud Flotilla, carrying humanitarian aid destined for Gaza, was intercepted by Israeli forces. Greens/EFA MEP Benedetta Scuderi was aboard one the ships and has been arre...
www.greens-efa.eu
October 2, 2025 at 8:04 AM
We stand with our MEP Benedetta Scuderi and with all the volunteers of the #GlobalSumudFlotilla and call for her swift & unconditional release
It's unacceptable that volunteers have risked their lives to make up for the shortcoming of the EU and its Member States
www.greens-efa.eu/en/article/p...
It's unacceptable that volunteers have risked their lives to make up for the shortcoming of the EU and its Member States
www.greens-efa.eu/en/article/p...
— @UKLabour is having its annual conference through Wednesday this week. If you can't make it in person, you could join in the jolly by posting "I oppose genocide — I support Palestine Action" all over their SM propaganda feeds.
September 29, 2025 at 8:47 AM
— @UKLabour is having its annual conference through Wednesday this week. If you can't make it in person, you could join in the jolly by posting "I oppose genocide — I support Palestine Action" all over their SM propaganda feeds.
Bollocks to t-shirts.
25% off sale
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September 28, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Bollocks to t-shirts.
25% off sale
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#tshirt #tshirts #psipook #sale #bollocks #bananaart
25% off sale
psipook.redbubble.com
#tshirt #tshirts #psipook #sale #bollocks #bananaart
Put some bloody clothes on!
25% off sale still going on. How much longer? Only #Redbubble knows. So that means 25% off FictionalShirt’s fabulous tees.
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#tshirt #tshirts #psipook #sale
25% off sale still going on. How much longer? Only #Redbubble knows. So that means 25% off FictionalShirt’s fabulous tees.
psipook.redbubble.com
#tshirt #tshirts #psipook #sale
September 28, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Put some bloody clothes on!
25% off sale still going on. How much longer? Only #Redbubble knows. So that means 25% off FictionalShirt’s fabulous tees.
psipook.redbubble.com
#tshirt #tshirts #psipook #sale
25% off sale still going on. How much longer? Only #Redbubble knows. So that means 25% off FictionalShirt’s fabulous tees.
psipook.redbubble.com
#tshirt #tshirts #psipook #sale
Work. Consume. Die.
But especially consume.
Please.
#RBandME: redbubble.com/i/t-shirt/Wo... #findyourthing #redbubble #tshirt
But especially consume.
Please.
#RBandME: redbubble.com/i/t-shirt/Wo... #findyourthing #redbubble #tshirt
September 27, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Work. Consume. Die.
But especially consume.
Please.
#RBandME: redbubble.com/i/t-shirt/Wo... #findyourthing #redbubble #tshirt
But especially consume.
Please.
#RBandME: redbubble.com/i/t-shirt/Wo... #findyourthing #redbubble #tshirt
Apparently, #Redbubble is having a site-wide sale. 25% off everything. That would probably include this fine shirt.
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#findyourthing #redbubble #tshirtslovers #tshirt #innit
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#findyourthing #redbubble #tshirtslovers #tshirt #innit
September 27, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Apparently, #Redbubble is having a site-wide sale. 25% off everything. That would probably include this fine shirt.
🔗 www.redbubble.com/i/t-shirt/in...
#findyourthing #redbubble #tshirtslovers #tshirt #innit
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#findyourthing #redbubble #tshirtslovers #tshirt #innit
New Substack post: Nature Park — a cartoon.
open.substack.com/pub/psipook/...
#cartoon #environment #Substack
open.substack.com/pub/psipook/...
#cartoon #environment #Substack
Nature Park
A cartoon thing
open.substack.com
September 18, 2025 at 1:37 PM
New Substack post: Nature Park — a cartoon.
open.substack.com/pub/psipook/...
#cartoon #environment #Substack
open.substack.com/pub/psipook/...
#cartoon #environment #Substack
Those who live by hate speech should not be entirely surprised to die as a consequence of hate speech.
September 17, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Those who live by hate speech should not be entirely surprised to die as a consequence of hate speech.
I want to hear Starmer say Musk will be arrested for incitement if he sets foot in the UK. I'm not holding my breath.
September 15, 2025 at 7:46 AM
I want to hear Starmer say Musk will be arrested for incitement if he sets foot in the UK. I'm not holding my breath.