Jamie K
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Jamie K
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· Aug 28
still quite a lot of Imran Khan fan art around locally.
using this as a thread for things seen and snapped while out with the dog
it really is ludicrous that this is what the government has for an intellectual outrider.
it's fascinating to think what Blue Labour's ideal Britain looks like
November 15, 2025 at 10:51 PM
it really is ludicrous that this is what the government has for an intellectual outrider.
am having dificulty thinking about stranger things than this, and i like thinkiing about strange things
This strikes me as most likely to be actual 'locker room talk' between extremely gross, rapey men who fantasize about humiliating others by making them suck their dicks.
However, stranger things have happened.
However, stranger things have happened.
Mark Epstein asked his brother Jeffrey Epstein whether Steve Bannon could confirm if Putin has “the photo of Trump blowing Bubba. Jeffrey Epstein: "I thought I had tsuris,” using the Yiddish term for troubles. #OpDeathEaters
November 14, 2025 at 11:17 PM
am having dificulty thinking about stranger things than this, and i like thinkiing about strange things
apropos of nothing just re-read Michael McDowell's Blackwater, and its still terrific. A six volume multi generational saga about a deep south family whose matriarch also happens to be a man eating river monster. EF Benson meets HP Lovecraft in Alabama.
November 14, 2025 at 10:00 PM
apropos of nothing just re-read Michael McDowell's Blackwater, and its still terrific. A six volume multi generational saga about a deep south family whose matriarch also happens to be a man eating river monster. EF Benson meets HP Lovecraft in Alabama.
hope Jez is taking some time out from whatever the fuck it is he thinks he's doing right now to watch the bodies of his enemies roll downstream.
November 14, 2025 at 1:21 AM
hope Jez is taking some time out from whatever the fuck it is he thinks he's doing right now to watch the bodies of his enemies roll downstream.
kinda leaning towards the view that the whole thing was botched deliberately to strengthen Streeting. My prior is that Starmer has been due for the chop but kept on until a way could be found to fix it for wes.
Useful summary of the plot that wasn’t yet, including the mad defence that no 10 ‘needed to show they knew’ what Streeting was supposedly up to. Even if true, why would you choose to show the nation your own colleagues think you’re toast? If you need to deliver a warning why not do it privately?
Why Labour MPs believe that No 10 has only weakened Keir Starmer and strengthened Wes Streeting. www.newstatesman.com/politics/mor...
November 12, 2025 at 11:12 AM
kinda leaning towards the view that the whole thing was botched deliberately to strengthen Streeting. My prior is that Starmer has been due for the chop but kept on until a way could be found to fix it for wes.
Sharaa's actual job in al-Qaeda in Iraq was overseeing suicide bomb manufacturing. Amazing career progression.
Has anybody asked the dickheads who spent years squealing idiot abuse at anyone who said the War On Terror was dumb and murderous bullshit what they make of western leaders queuing up to shake hands with Mr Al Qaeda In Syria? I want to hear them blame this one on post-modernism.
November 11, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Sharaa's actual job in al-Qaeda in Iraq was overseeing suicide bomb manufacturing. Amazing career progression.
worth remembering at this point that the man who started the transformation of the BBC from a public to a state news broadcaster was Alaistair Campbell; and that thanks largely to his efforts the last BBC DG to resign amid confected scandal was Greg Dyke.
November 10, 2025 at 11:50 AM
worth remembering at this point that the man who started the transformation of the BBC from a public to a state news broadcaster was Alaistair Campbell; and that thanks largely to his efforts the last BBC DG to resign amid confected scandal was Greg Dyke.
some of the stuff you remember as a seventies child...a neighbour getting a waterbed and people queuing down the road to have a go on it. At the other extreme, my gran was still using a mangle to dry the washing.
Ask people what changes were most significant during the 1960s and you usually hear about the counterculture and the sexual revolution. In reality the major change for many families was getting an indoor toilet.
It is genuinely hard for most people to grasp how poor the past was.
November 9, 2025 at 11:07 PM
some of the stuff you remember as a seventies child...a neighbour getting a waterbed and people queuing down the road to have a go on it. At the other extreme, my gran was still using a mangle to dry the washing.
interesting long thread on the unfolding of the US's conservative revolutionary period as it struggles to cohere into fully realised fascism.
I've noticed that there isn't much talk here about the current internecine war that is unfolding on the right, spearheaded in large part by Nick Fuentes, Tucker Carlson, and Candace Owens after the assassination of Charlie Kirk. I know this shit is insane and feels bad. But this is a mistake (1/)
November 9, 2025 at 10:06 PM
interesting long thread on the unfolding of the US's conservative revolutionary period as it struggles to cohere into fully realised fascism.
man tells chatbot he's going to kill himself after he's finished his cider. Chatbot keeps asking him if he's finished yet. Sackleresque levels of corporate depravity here. edition.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...
ChatGPT encouraged college graduate to commit suicide, family claims in lawsuit against OpenAI | CNN
A 23-year-old man killed himself in Texas after ChatGPT ‘goaded’ him to commit suicide, his family says in a lawsuit.
edition.cnn.com
November 7, 2025 at 11:25 PM
man tells chatbot he's going to kill himself after he's finished his cider. Chatbot keeps asking him if he's finished yet. Sackleresque levels of corporate depravity here. edition.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...
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The world’s first trillionaire initiated a move that has left more than half a million people dead, most of whom are children.
November 7, 2025 at 7:39 AM
The world’s first trillionaire initiated a move that has left more than half a million people dead, most of whom are children.
army of the grand hegemon told to beg on the streets of allied nation.
NEW: The US Army website for its bases in Bavaria, Germany told its soldiers and employees that it might need to obtain free food from the German government during the US government shutdown.
The Army later altered publication to remove a list of food banks, but we have the original text here:
The Army later altered publication to remove a list of food banks, but we have the original text here:
US Army Tells Soldiers to Go to German Food Bank, Then Deletes It
The initial 'Shutdown Guidance' for the US Army Garrison Bavaria included instructions to go to German food banks.
www.404media.co
November 6, 2025 at 12:08 AM
army of the grand hegemon told to beg on the streets of allied nation.
intense discussions result in Starmer hailing Zohran Mamdami as a 'fellow Arsenal fan' in a weirdly constipated congratulatory tweet. Commenters gibber and hoot, call for his public disembowellment.
November 6, 2025 at 12:05 AM
intense discussions result in Starmer hailing Zohran Mamdami as a 'fellow Arsenal fan' in a weirdly constipated congratulatory tweet. Commenters gibber and hoot, call for his public disembowellment.
cosign. I'm sick of looking at our miserable creature and realising that there is nothing we can do for him.
Was tending towards that position then I got a dog and now I'm 100% on board with it.
it's happened, I am officially "ban selling fireworks to the public" years old
November 5, 2025 at 10:08 PM
cosign. I'm sick of looking at our miserable creature and realising that there is nothing we can do for him.
i see the protestants are at it again.
In Lewes they’re remembering the Protestant martyrs - 17 killed in the Marian atrocities.
November 5, 2025 at 8:38 PM
i see the protestants are at it again.
genuinely gripping stuff this, and there seems to be no coverage from UK broadcast media, which is normally obsessed with all things American: www.reuters.com/world/us/wer...
'We're not a violent city': Chicago locals take on ICE block-by-block
The immigration agents' tear gas grenades clinked and then exploded against the concrete, shrouding the block in plumes of white gas. The dozen or so residents at the scene only screamed louder.
www.reuters.com
November 2, 2025 at 11:26 PM
genuinely gripping stuff this, and there seems to be no coverage from UK broadcast media, which is normally obsessed with all things American: www.reuters.com/world/us/wer...
“if we don’t look out, the white race will be – will be utterly submerged. . . . It’s up to us, who are the dominant race, to watch out or these other races will have control of things.”
That's from a speech in the book, made at a party. Wonder if this was conscious.
That's from a speech in the book, made at a party. Wonder if this was conscious.
Per Danny Kemp via press pool
Trump is at the Halloween party at MAL
“Official theme is Gatsby and ‘a little party never killed nobody’, we’re told.”
Trump is at the Halloween party at MAL
“Official theme is Gatsby and ‘a little party never killed nobody’, we’re told.”
November 1, 2025 at 10:49 PM
“if we don’t look out, the white race will be – will be utterly submerged. . . . It’s up to us, who are the dominant race, to watch out or these other races will have control of things.”
That's from a speech in the book, made at a party. Wonder if this was conscious.
That's from a speech in the book, made at a party. Wonder if this was conscious.
reminds me of the time i had a go at sniffing evo-stik when i was young and foolish.
AI sitcom accidentally a Lynchian fever dream. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and insane lament.
October 29, 2025 at 11:42 PM
reminds me of the time i had a go at sniffing evo-stik when i was young and foolish.
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something genuinely bizarre about Starmer tweeting 'I get it' over a comment box full of Musk-poisoned lunatics eagerly discussing the manner in which he should be publicly executed.
Quite why is unclear at this point. Clearly this place is a bit of an echo chamber. It’s just an echo chamber full of people previously inclined to support Labour and half the journalists and think tankers in the country.
I just realised, the Labour Party doesn’t even have an account over here?!
October 28, 2025 at 10:41 PM
something genuinely bizarre about Starmer tweeting 'I get it' over a comment box full of Musk-poisoned lunatics eagerly discussing the manner in which he should be publicly executed.
something genuinely bizarre about Starmer tweeting 'I get it' over a comment box full of Musk-poisoned lunatics eagerly discussing the manner in which he should be publicly executed.
Quite why is unclear at this point. Clearly this place is a bit of an echo chamber. It’s just an echo chamber full of people previously inclined to support Labour and half the journalists and think tankers in the country.
I just realised, the Labour Party doesn’t even have an account over here?!
October 28, 2025 at 10:41 PM
something genuinely bizarre about Starmer tweeting 'I get it' over a comment box full of Musk-poisoned lunatics eagerly discussing the manner in which he should be publicly executed.
Reposted by Jamie K
If you want to get a cool tattoo of a WWII armoured division that didn’t suck I have some suggestions
October 26, 2025 at 2:06 PM
If you want to get a cool tattoo of a WWII armoured division that didn’t suck I have some suggestions
my word, the Charles Taylor vote
October 26, 2025 at 9:55 PM
my word, the Charles Taylor vote
this is such a British class discourse he's explaining. The working class is white and male, because that's the way it was here in most of the labour movement. OTOH, we have had Labour governments so we're not flailing around after guys with Nazi tattoos.
i think i would honestly find this whole discourse more tolerable if people simply said what they were actually saying, which is that they think the Democratic Party is too associated with femininity (and secondarily, with black people) and that they want to correct this
October 25, 2025 at 10:52 PM
this is such a British class discourse he's explaining. The working class is white and male, because that's the way it was here in most of the labour movement. OTOH, we have had Labour governments so we're not flailing around after guys with Nazi tattoos.
early stages of people's militia formation.
October 25, 2025 at 9:27 PM
early stages of people's militia formation.