Nick Barlow
@nickbwalking.bsky.social
Writer, walker, Who and Wolves fan. Lives in Whitehaven. Lots of other things that don't begin with W. https://linktr.ee/nickbarlow He/him
Avatar: Me (50ish man with greying hair and beard) smiling at the camera.
Avatar: Me (50ish man with greying hair and beard) smiling at the camera.
As there's no standout choice amongst the Faithful to give the dagger to or avoid giving it to, I'd just choose one of the six at random and get an early night. #TheTraitors
January 16, 2026 at 9:08 PM
As there's no standout choice amongst the Faithful to give the dagger to or avoid giving it to, I'd just choose one of the six at random and get an early night. #TheTraitors
It's nice to hear the backstories but we're all waiting to hear what the dinner party twist is, aren't we? Murder in plain sight, or giving a faithful a chance to leave, perhaps? #TheTraitors
January 16, 2026 at 8:54 PM
It's nice to hear the backstories but we're all waiting to hear what the dinner party twist is, aren't we? Murder in plain sight, or giving a faithful a chance to leave, perhaps? #TheTraitors
Rachel could turn up to the round table in a green robe and they'd still not think she's a traitor. #TheTraitors
January 16, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Rachel could turn up to the round table in a green robe and they'd still not think she's a traitor. #TheTraitors
Roxy really is up there as one of the worst players of this. #TheTraitors
January 16, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Roxy really is up there as one of the worst players of this. #TheTraitors
First of all, how dare you. #TheTraitors
January 16, 2026 at 8:05 PM
First of all, how dare you. #TheTraitors
"I never thought the leopards who fund my university would insist everyone must take Face Eating 101"
The Bari Weiss founded UATX, where "cancel culture" was banned imploded over the imposition of ideological litmus tests on affiliates by its oligarch benefactors, such as a bar on "hating the rich."
www.politico.com/news/magazin...
www.politico.com/news/magazin...
They Wanted a University Without Cancel Culture. Then Dissenters Were Ousted.
Inside the civil war at the anti-woke university backed by Bari Weiss.
www.politico.com
January 16, 2026 at 7:33 PM
"I never thought the leopards who fund my university would insist everyone must take Face Eating 101"
Quite sure that Starfleet Academy will continue modern Trek ignoring all the important traditions of the show and not feature a visit to Planet Where Everyone Is A Chicago Mobster.
January 16, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Quite sure that Starfleet Academy will continue modern Trek ignoring all the important traditions of the show and not feature a visit to Planet Where Everyone Is A Chicago Mobster.
Has anyone asked the Trump administration how they think Russia or China would take Greenland? Because I'm fascinated to see how they handmade away logistical and strategic challenges that make D-Day look like a trip to Tesco.
January 16, 2026 at 1:52 PM
Has anyone asked the Trump administration how they think Russia or China would take Greenland? Because I'm fascinated to see how they handmade away logistical and strategic challenges that make D-Day look like a trip to Tesco.
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Look at this absolute queen
January 16, 2026 at 12:22 PM
Look at this absolute queen
Wondering if Trump asked Machado to hand over the Nobel cash as well.
January 16, 2026 at 7:59 AM
Wondering if Trump asked Machado to hand over the Nobel cash as well.
Stephen's outfit looks like something from 70s sci-fi. Traitors:1999? #TheTraitors
January 15, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Stephen's outfit looks like something from 70s sci-fi. Traitors:1999? #TheTraitors
Can't see it on free to air TV anymore, but Le Tour will be just up the road from me next year. Wondering what route they're going to take from Keswick through the Lakes.
Tour de France 2027: Men's and women's events to start in Edinburgh and Leeds
Edinburgh and Leeds will host the opening stages of the men's and women's Tour de France in 2027, with the UK Government saying it will be
www.bbc.co.uk
January 15, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Can't see it on free to air TV anymore, but Le Tour will be just up the road from me next year. Wondering what route they're going to take from Keswick through the Lakes.
This is the sort of moment where the Tories can stand up and say it's time to focus on the real issues of the country and move away from populist promises and silly Westminster games. The problem is that that they're led by Kemi Badenoch, who loves populist promises and silly Westminster games.
January 15, 2026 at 12:56 PM
This is the sort of moment where the Tories can stand up and say it's time to focus on the real issues of the country and move away from populist promises and silly Westminster games. The problem is that that they're led by Kemi Badenoch, who loves populist promises and silly Westminster games.
Assume we now get Jenrick joining Reform with a "turns out she could fire me, but I was going to quit" statement.
January 15, 2026 at 12:51 PM
Assume we now get Jenrick joining Reform with a "turns out she could fire me, but I was going to quit" statement.
Fiona and Harriet both named Rachel as a Traitor before getting voted out and now they're all just ignoring her. #TheTraitors
January 14, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Fiona and Harriet both named Rachel as a Traitor before getting voted out and now they're all just ignoring her. #TheTraitors
Harriet has her own Wikipedia page, and she must have been close to being on the celebrity version. #TheTraitors
January 14, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Harriet has her own Wikipedia page, and she must have been close to being on the celebrity version. #TheTraitors
Even if she gets Harriet voted out tonight, Rachel's screwed as soon as she reveals she's a faithful. #TheTraitors
January 14, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Even if she gets Harriet voted out tonight, Rachel's screwed as soon as she reveals she's a faithful. #TheTraitors
Trying to remember if the Traitors have ever tried to murder someone with a shield before. Did it happen in the first series when they had the armoury? #TheTraitors
January 14, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Trying to remember if the Traitors have ever tried to murder someone with a shield before. Did it happen in the first series when they had the armoury? #TheTraitors
Jessie and James watching #TheTraitors
a man and a woman are standing next to each other and the man is saying it 's all the drama
ALT: a man and a woman are standing next to each other and the man is saying it 's all the drama
media.tenor.com
January 14, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Jessie and James watching #TheTraitors
Rachel is a very bad liar. Clearly not recounting something that happened. #TheTraitors
January 14, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Rachel is a very bad liar. Clearly not recounting something that happened. #TheTraitors
We need more Jessie reacting to things #TheTraitors
January 14, 2026 at 8:16 PM
We need more Jessie reacting to things #TheTraitors
Would be very funny if the producers don't give the Traitors a chance to recruit after this #TheTraitors
January 14, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Would be very funny if the producers don't give the Traitors a chance to recruit after this #TheTraitors
My big question after the football last night is why, when teams are so concerned with fixture congestion, does the League Cup persist in having two-legged semi-finals?
January 14, 2026 at 8:09 AM
My big question after the football last night is why, when teams are so concerned with fixture congestion, does the League Cup persist in having two-legged semi-finals?
Was going to do a "The Amazing Three will return in Avengers: Doomsday" gag, because if there are people out there who read Jackpot as a kid and remember them they'll be on Bluesky. Then discovered that Grant Morrison had used them in Zenith so probably already been a film of them pitched.
January 13, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Was going to do a "The Amazing Three will return in Avengers: Doomsday" gag, because if there are people out there who read Jackpot as a kid and remember them they'll be on Bluesky. Then discovered that Grant Morrison had used them in Zenith so probably already been a film of them pitched.
My crank prediction is that at some point they're going to discover the Gulf Stream and demand that Western Europe pays up centuries of free heat.
My crank opinion is that like 85% of the bad shit going on now would have been avoided if elites had held the line that it's the Gulf of Mexico.
January 12, 2026 at 5:21 PM
My crank prediction is that at some point they're going to discover the Gulf Stream and demand that Western Europe pays up centuries of free heat.