Alex Cruden-Archer
@crudengold.bsky.social
Software Engineer, sometimes painter, one half of the greatest head-to-head performance in Pointless history
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when the bouncers have reluctantly let me into the club but immediately realise they’ve made a horrible mistake
November 11, 2025 at 8:41 PM
when the bouncers have reluctantly let me into the club but immediately realise they’ve made a horrible mistake
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Dick Cheney won't see your mean jokes about his death, but Tony Blair will, hopefully.
November 4, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Dick Cheney won't see your mean jokes about his death, but Tony Blair will, hopefully.
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Christ, he is supernaturally good at this.
November 4, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Christ, he is supernaturally good at this.
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got this ad on reddit and yeah thank you AI, this is absolutely my wildest fantasy. cant wait to live this thrilling dream at last
October 22, 2025 at 11:20 AM
got this ad on reddit and yeah thank you AI, this is absolutely my wildest fantasy. cant wait to live this thrilling dream at last
@secondmentions.bsky.social 'the bat-chomping, luxuriantly bouffanted Prince of Darkness' www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...
Sharon & Ozzy Osbourne: Coming Home review – an extremely moving look into the rock icon’s final months
This fly-on-the-wall documentary was meant to follow the couple as they left LA for Buckinghamshire. It turned into a compellingly intimate memorial
www.theguardian.com
October 2, 2025 at 9:43 PM
@secondmentions.bsky.social 'the bat-chomping, luxuriantly bouffanted Prince of Darkness' www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...
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Built in the 13th century. So that mosque stood for 800 years with every sort of person from every place and every religion in the world passing through Gaza century after century, only for it to be blown up by some shithead loser sitting behind a computer that we probably paid for.
September 17, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Built in the 13th century. So that mosque stood for 800 years with every sort of person from every place and every religion in the world passing through Gaza century after century, only for it to be blown up by some shithead loser sitting behind a computer that we probably paid for.
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Why are there SO MANY tv ads for train companies, when nobody really has a choice in what train company they use??
August 30, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Why are there SO MANY tv ads for train companies, when nobody really has a choice in what train company they use??
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Freed from desire, mind and senses purified
Freed from desire, mind and senses purified
Freed from desire, mind and senses purified
Freed from desire...
Freed from desire, mind and senses purified
Freed from desire, mind and senses purified
Freed from desire...
August 27, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Freed from desire, mind and senses purified
Freed from desire, mind and senses purified
Freed from desire, mind and senses purified
Freed from desire...
Freed from desire, mind and senses purified
Freed from desire, mind and senses purified
Freed from desire...
It was already going badly, then she spent a very long time telling me about her mate "Weird Steve", who "buys exotic meats on Wowcher". "That's just his mentabolism", she explained.
The Fence is FOR LOVERS, so for next issue's Fencepost, we want your most memorable, mundane, mortifying and miserable dating experiences.
So please reply, or issue a discrete DM, with your maddest, baddest, and raddest adventures in the dating game.
So please reply, or issue a discrete DM, with your maddest, baddest, and raddest adventures in the dating game.
August 15, 2025 at 4:28 PM
It was already going badly, then she spent a very long time telling me about her mate "Weird Steve", who "buys exotic meats on Wowcher". "That's just his mentabolism", she explained.
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“A child offered a high five up high but then he offered one down low & pulled it away before I could make contact, informing me I was ‘too slow.’ Anyway, this is why I fully support extrajudicial killings.” - Every Conservative Today
Gang of youths?! A wheelie?! I hope everyone survived this harrowing experience.
August 12, 2025 at 2:52 PM
“A child offered a high five up high but then he offered one down low & pulled it away before I could make contact, informing me I was ‘too slow.’ Anyway, this is why I fully support extrajudicial killings.” - Every Conservative Today
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when they close it all up, I do believe this will go down as the funniest video on the internet
July 24, 2025 at 7:51 PM
when they close it all up, I do believe this will go down as the funniest video on the internet
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The "………BOOK NOW" absolutely killed me
This has been absolutely destroying me the last few days.
July 24, 2025 at 8:24 AM
The "………BOOK NOW" absolutely killed me
We were telling my mother-in-law about that new Chris Evans/Pedro Pascal movie, and she got confused because she thought we were talking about the guy from TFI Friday and Joe Pasquale
July 19, 2025 at 12:36 PM
We were telling my mother-in-law about that new Chris Evans/Pedro Pascal movie, and she got confused because she thought we were talking about the guy from TFI Friday and Joe Pasquale
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Can you believe this
July 7, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Can you believe this
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gf sent me this and i am dying
July 4, 2025 at 7:31 PM
gf sent me this and i am dying
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Ruud van Nistelrooy has been sacked so here's a final outing for our drawing of him which is absolutely not Gerry Adams or Richard Osman or Harold Shipman or Jermaine Clement so please stop saying that
June 27, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Ruud van Nistelrooy has been sacked so here's a final outing for our drawing of him which is absolutely not Gerry Adams or Richard Osman or Harold Shipman or Jermaine Clement so please stop saying that
Watched a sincere video on LinkedIn by someone I used to work with, clearly using AI for sloppy graphics and text. Descended into uncontrollable giggles when this typo came up
June 25, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Watched a sincere video on LinkedIn by someone I used to work with, clearly using AI for sloppy graphics and text. Descended into uncontrollable giggles when this typo came up
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I clicked one of the sponsored ads in my gmail inbox and ???
May 9, 2025 at 1:19 PM
I clicked one of the sponsored ads in my gmail inbox and ???
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“chicago pope” is one of the shows jack donaghy greenlit when he was tanking nbc
May 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
“chicago pope” is one of the shows jack donaghy greenlit when he was tanking nbc
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thank you Wikipedia
May 8, 2025 at 5:18 PM
thank you Wikipedia