Crosseyed Noli
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Lap cat of #AltGov. Proud member of #AltFam. Accidental elected official.
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Today is the 68th anniversary of the creation of the DOJ Civil Rights Division, and over 200 recent employees have shared an open letter decrying the near-destruction of the division’s mission and expressing the hope to one day rebuild it.
An Open Letter from Former Civil Rights Division Employees
On the 68th anniversary of the Civil Rights Division, former employees share an open letter decrying the near-destruction of the division’s mission and expressing the hope to one day rebuild it.
open.substack.com
December 9, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Today is the 68th anniversary of the creation of the DOJ Civil Rights Division, and over 200 recent employees have shared an open letter decrying the near-destruction of the division’s mission and expressing the hope to one day rebuild it.
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For the record, I will be swearing in on Octavia Butler’s Parable of the Sower after I’m elected.
Swear your oath ON the dome.
December 9, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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On behalf of myself and every other adoptee I know: fuck you.
RFK Jr: "All of the ingenuity of corporate America has not produced an infant formula that is superior in nutrition and all the qualities that we want to the infant formula that God made, which is the infant formula in a mother's breast."
December 9, 2025 at 4:33 AM
On behalf of myself and every other adoptee I know: fuck you.
No freaking clue what this means, but I love the way such disparate words come together.
Last year I spent 40+ hours learning how to mod the grinch into bonelabs so I could do this
December 8, 2025 at 5:45 AM
No freaking clue what this means, but I love the way such disparate words come together.
Apparently Good Man allows murders in order to keep job.
BRENNAN: Do you have confidence in Admiral Bradley?
HIMES: What it raises is what happens when an apparently good man like Admiral Bradley is placed in a context where he knows that if he countermands an order he's uncomfortable with it's very likely he'll be fired
HIMES: What it raises is what happens when an apparently good man like Admiral Bradley is placed in a context where he knows that if he countermands an order he's uncomfortable with it's very likely he'll be fired
December 7, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Apparently Good Man allows murders in order to keep job.
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Tremendous advice, up and down thread.
Many thanks to Bill for the reminders.
Many thanks to Bill for the reminders.
Share your knowledge with folks, you can’t get mad at people for being ignorant, if you aren’t trying to help then not be.
December 7, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Tremendous advice, up and down thread.
Many thanks to Bill for the reminders.
Many thanks to Bill for the reminders.
:: nods ::
If your friends won’t help you bury a body they aren’t your friends
December 7, 2025 at 1:45 AM
:: nods ::
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I really can't emphasize enough that if you care about local politics, all you gotta do is show up. Just a regular schmegular person showing up. Literally just show up consistently in person and within a remarkably short amount of time, you will have a shocking amount of influence.
December 5, 2025 at 6:07 AM
I really can't emphasize enough that if you care about local politics, all you gotta do is show up. Just a regular schmegular person showing up. Literally just show up consistently in person and within a remarkably short amount of time, you will have a shocking amount of influence.
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The persecution of huge numbers of brown people and even the mass deportations will not create the white country of far-right fantasy. It’s coupled with an attack on reproductive rights that is sometimes openly intended to make white women have more babies....
Trump wants to recreate a white America that never existed | Rebecca Solnit
The persecution of brown people and mass deportations will not create the white country of far-right fantasy
www.theguardian.com
December 6, 2025 at 5:00 PM
The persecution of huge numbers of brown people and even the mass deportations will not create the white country of far-right fantasy. It’s coupled with an attack on reproductive rights that is sometimes openly intended to make white women have more babies....
It’s your time to shine!
🏅Seems like anyone can give a medal for stuff now? Reply with what you want a medal for, and I'll award you one.
December 6, 2025 at 5:40 PM
It’s your time to shine!
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the student was trolling her instructor; her instructor tried to respond in good faith, the student enlisted the right wing hate machine and got the instructor put on leave *for being trans.*
December 1, 2025 at 5:26 PM
the student was trolling her instructor; her instructor tried to respond in good faith, the student enlisted the right wing hate machine and got the instructor put on leave *for being trans.*
John & John 🥰
This They Might Be Giants TONIGHT SHOW performance of "Birdhouse In Your Soul" from 1990 remains firmly lodged in my noggin thanks to the Tonight Show Band's full commitment and Doc Severinsen's incredible trumpeting... It took an already great song and made it transcendent.
December 1, 2025 at 5:55 AM
John & John 🥰
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I couldn’t remember the names of the two guys in Waiting for Godot so I called them Estrogen and Tarragon and it turns out I was right
December 1, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I couldn’t remember the names of the two guys in Waiting for Godot so I called them Estrogen and Tarragon and it turns out I was right
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It's a circumstance so extreme it is regularly used in classrooms, including at West Point, of a canonical example of when an order is manifestly unlawful
December 1, 2025 at 12:55 AM
It's a circumstance so extreme it is regularly used in classrooms, including at West Point, of a canonical example of when an order is manifestly unlawful
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From finishing salts at The Meadow to vintage cast iron at Kitchen Culture, our guide features the tastiest finds in town this holiday shopping season. Whether you need a host gift or a pantry upgrade, we’ve got you covered. Shop local this fall and help make #Portland stronger.
The 2025 Portland Holiday Gift Guide: 30+ Local Businesses To Shop This Fall
Skip the big box stores. This year, give a gift that gives back to Portland with our curated guide to the best independent shops, from iconic institutions to hidden gems.
stumptownsavings.com
November 29, 2025 at 4:00 PM
From finishing salts at The Meadow to vintage cast iron at Kitchen Culture, our guide features the tastiest finds in town this holiday shopping season. Whether you need a host gift or a pantry upgrade, we’ve got you covered. Shop local this fall and help make #Portland stronger.
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"VAERS is an unverified reporting system that allows anyone to submit entries about adverse events they believe are linked to vaccines. VAERS website warns that submissions can contain inaccurate, incomplete or biased information." #RSNA25
www.nbcnews.com/health/healt...
www.nbcnews.com/health/healt...
FDA claims Covid shots killed 10 children and vows new vaccine rules
Vaccine experts said the memo was irresponsible and omits key details about how officials arrived at the conclusion.
www.nbcnews.com
November 30, 2025 at 4:28 AM
"VAERS is an unverified reporting system that allows anyone to submit entries about adverse events they believe are linked to vaccines. VAERS website warns that submissions can contain inaccurate, incomplete or biased information." #RSNA25
www.nbcnews.com/health/healt...
www.nbcnews.com/health/healt...
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The Texas Supreme Court changed its policy to allow judges to refuse same-sex marriages.
The change happened last week but it’s only being reported now because nobody noticed, in case you want to see an example of the real world impact of the collapse of local news industry
The change happened last week but it’s only being reported now because nobody noticed, in case you want to see an example of the real world impact of the collapse of local news industry
November 30, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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I’m in.
The thing where conservatives think they should be able to go to college to teach experts instead of to learn from them shows how coddled they have been by society. We need to stop disrespecting them by shielding them with accommodation; let’s respect their beliefs by releasing them to the effects.
November 29, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I’m in.
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November 29, 2025 at 6:48 AM
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I know the content is accurate, but before reposting I verified the plaque is real, too. It is
Here’s the plaque at West Point with the relevant text highlighted
November 29, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I know the content is accurate, but before reposting I verified the plaque is real, too. It is
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The reality, of course, is that Miller and a significant portion of Trump’s base are the ones who failed to assimilate to America’s post-WWII culture of multi-racial democracy & religious pluralism…and they are now using their power to destroy that once dominant (and still popular) American culture.
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 1:23 PM
The reality, of course, is that Miller and a significant portion of Trump’s base are the ones who failed to assimilate to America’s post-WWII culture of multi-racial democracy & religious pluralism…and they are now using their power to destroy that once dominant (and still popular) American culture.
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OREGONIANS!!! Due to new legislation passed this year, the Oregon Public Utility Commission is developing new guidelines for how to divide energy costs between residential & commercial customers. TELL THEM DATA CENTERS NEED TO PAY THEIR FAIR SHARE!!!
apps.puc.state.or.us/docketpublic...
apps.puc.state.or.us/docketpublic...
Oregon Public Utility Commission - Submit Public Comment - DocketPublicComment
apps.puc.state.or.us
November 26, 2025 at 10:18 PM
OREGONIANS!!! Due to new legislation passed this year, the Oregon Public Utility Commission is developing new guidelines for how to divide energy costs between residential & commercial customers. TELL THEM DATA CENTERS NEED TO PAY THEIR FAIR SHARE!!!
apps.puc.state.or.us/docketpublic...
apps.puc.state.or.us/docketpublic...
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The Office of Resilience and Emergency Management provides emergency equipment such as generators to counties, supports warming centers in winter storms and cooling centers in heat waves, and offers air-purified spaces during wildfires and distributes hundreds of emergency kits.
Oregon emergency office not just focused on natural disasters, but food insecurity
Office of Resilience and Emergency Management operates under Oregon’s Department of Human Services.
www.opb.org
November 27, 2025 at 8:57 PM
The Office of Resilience and Emergency Management provides emergency equipment such as generators to counties, supports warming centers in winter storms and cooling centers in heat waves, and offers air-purified spaces during wildfires and distributes hundreds of emergency kits.
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Darth standing on the cold and windswept shores of the Loch, rain stinging the flesh, thunder rolling, holding up a can of tuna screaming HERE KITTY KITTY
the thing about the loch ness monster is
i really want it to be real
i really want it to be real
November 26, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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