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[hacker voice] im in

they/them, kpop, rpf, old & shy
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rule 63, not actually unrequited love, recording booth sex

Seungkwan doesn't think she's sexy enough to sing this song. Hansol has no idea why.

ao3.org/works/70119946

for @kpopficmix.bsky.social
if conditions do not improve this fic is getting posted unedited just to trick someone into giving me the kudos to get through thanksgiving
November 24, 2025 at 4:06 AM
"I'm 5'2"!!" gets me every time
youtu.be/wJczw10C-Qg
PWHL Mic'd Up: Best of the 2024-25 season | #CBCSports
YouTube video by CBC Sports
youtu.be
November 24, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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fromis_9 hayoung #kpop
November 23, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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"the writer's fetish" what about the character's fetish that the character is unaware of. what if its their problem not mine. and im just egging them on
November 22, 2025 at 6:47 PM
my career path lore is i picked a field when i was 17 and the last time i seriously tried to do anything else we got hit with a literal plague
November 23, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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Said the phrase 'I'm over the moon!' to a Polish man and he was a little confused and asked what I meant so I explained and when I finished he just shook his head and said 'You're happy but you have no business in space.'
November 22, 2025 at 10:57 AM
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pspspsps seonghwa pspsps
November 22, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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operator: 911, please state the nature of your emergency
me: i know a lot of popular songs. a lot of times when i’m out and about and i hear a song, i know exactly which song it is
operator: oh wow. were you born in any particular year
me: i sure was
operator: that’s great. gotta love it
November 22, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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When I worked at a bookstore, I quickly learned that people cannot tell the difference between Xmas music and any Baroque or Elizabethan music album that doesn't get too organ-ish. I used this to my advantage.

One customer caught on... AND THANKED ME
If we had to hear “Baby Shark” everywhere we went for two whole months out of the year we’d throw a fit, right?

And rightfully so.

So tell me, why do we put up with it when the song is “Frosty the Snowman”?
November 22, 2025 at 3:52 AM
i'm not a crier by any stretch of the imagination but for some reason seeing young girls on PWHL broadcasts *immediately* gets me choked up
November 22, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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That's right. Much love to all of my friends on this website
November 21, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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i think if you want to have those disgusting LED headlights on your car, you should have to do a test where they blast you point blank with your own headlights and then you have 15 seconds to successfully complete some sort of vision-based task, and if you can't do it they push your car off a cliff
November 20, 2025 at 2:25 AM
November 20, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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I think a lot about how much society pressures us to forgive people who don't think they actually need forgiveness
Reconciliation without reparation is one of supremacy's greatest sabotages of the act of repair. Whenever abuse is exposed, it offers free exoneration to the abuser at the expense of the abused, and calls it redemption. It's the traditional and popular response to abuse in our supremacist society.
Leaders of a Minnesota church community didn’t report a parishioner they knew had sexually abused girls for year.

They told his victims that once sins were “washed away in the blood of reconciliation,” they could never speak of them again.

Truly chilling, from @jlussenhop.bsky.social & Andy Mannix
November 20, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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World’s most normal goalie: “Nothing matters, nobody cares, we’re all gonna die” defector.com/worlds-most-...
World's Most Normal Goalie: "Nothing Matters, Nobody Cares, We're All Gonna Die" | Defector
When seeking optimism, one wouldn’t typically look to a backup goaltender for the Calgary Flames. The Wet Logs are bringing up the league’s rear, and they’ve contractually and metaphorically hitched…
defector.com
November 20, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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Apple is the one butting its AI head into Scrivener. Here's some more info from Literature & Latte.
A link to the Scrivener article, since the one going around is a screenshot, doesn't have the actual link, AND no alt-text, making it useless.

Please share this.

www.literatureandlatte.com/blog/scriven...
Scrivener and AI: Why Do I See AI Prompts in My Scrivener Projects on Mac? - Literature & Latte
www.literatureandlatte.com
November 19, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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Surprise, we're getting pretty close to the final version of REALIS!

ICYMI: I've been making a TTRPG about mystical moons and living spaceships and sentences that can kill you. A preview is available now (see my pinned post), but the full version draws near!

www.kickstarter.com/projects/cru...
Coming soon: Realis
A new tabletop roleplaying game by Austin Walker
www.kickstarter.com
November 19, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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As it gets colder, please remember to NEVERRR plug a space heater into a power strip, which are not designed to handle the high current flow and can overheat or even catch fire! Directly into the wall outlet ONLY!
November 19, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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“I wore an onion around my neck which was the style at the time”
November 18, 2025 at 2:46 PM
your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
November 18, 2025 at 2:30 PM
What If... I completely changed directions on dude kisser fest [pretending like I have talked about this before]
November 17, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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#XLOV Biii:-p dance practice! This song is so fun and catchy and the dance is adorable.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IWY...
XLOV 엑스러브 ‘Biii:-P’ Dance Practice
YouTube video by XLOV
www.youtube.com
November 17, 2025 at 5:08 PM