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[hacker voice] im in

they/them, kpop, rpf, old & shy
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defector.com/worlds-most-...
Comment of the day from DOCTOR MANHATTAN: That's why he's a backup and not a Startre In response to "World's Most Normal Goalie: 'Nothing Matters, Nobody Cares, We're All Gonna Die'"
November 20, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
"PUT THE PRONOUNS BACK IN THE EMAIL." A rainbow colored hand holding a gun aimed at the back of a silhouetted head.
November 18, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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is this what I *should* be working on? No. but it's what's happening now
"Are you sure this is necessary?" Seungcheol asks, trying not to squirm as Siyeon attacks his eyelids with a brush. "No," Siyeon says, leaning back to examine her work. "But it couldn't hurt. Now stop talking, I'm doing your lips." She selects an unspeakably red tube from out of her makeup kit with palpable glee. Seungcheol narrows his eyes. "Hold on. Did you plan this?" Siyeon snorts. "I wish. If you want, consider this payback for choosing Jeonghan over me." "I'm not choosing Jeonghan over you!" Seungcheol protests. "The fourth falls on a Saturday this year! It just makes sense-" Siyeon grips his jaw roughly. "Stop. Talking." she says. "It's my birthday, you have to." Seungcheol rolls his eyes but falls silent, allowing Siyeon to dab at his lips with something that feels way too sticky to ever be comfortable. "I think this will be big enough," Hwasa says, re-entering the bathroom with a red ad black flannel skirt. "You know, turn it into a little emo moment or something." "Ru herias??" Seungcheol tries to protest as Siyeon's fingers dig into his cheeks. "It's. My. Birthday," Siyeon all but growls and Seungcheol sighs, rolling his eyes once more. "Be nice," Hwasa says, grinning. "He hasn't even seen the earrings yet." Oh, god, Seungcheol thinks.
November 5, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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one of the kpop looks of all time imho !
Ateez Yunho in the "Nero, the Black Cat" music video. He has blonde hair gelled flat into waves and dark red lipstick.
October 26, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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re-up'd at the Devil's Sacrament and nobody knew you 🫤
Jeff Rosenstock performing in front of a rainbow flag with a 666 surrounded by marijuana leaves in the upper right corner
October 13, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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"big and stupid and my friend" is such a perfect piece of analysis
lubchansky review of Superman (2025) three and a half stars probably the absolute ceiling that this could have been. big and stupid and my friend. ok goodnight!
October 5, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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you can choose not to share your rpf hobby with your partner, but there will be consequences -
I like it that the WNBA has given you something to care about
October 1, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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- you know what to do -

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rule 63, not actually unrequited love, recording booth sex

Seungkwan doesn't think she's sexy enough to sing this song. Hansol has no idea why.

ao3.org/works/70119946

for @kpopficmix.bsky.social
A silhouette of two people with long hair kissing, a microphone, a person with blonde hair running their fingers through it, a poster reading "I don't wanna be your friend I wanna kiss your neck," the lower half of Vernon's face eating a grapefruit, a mixing board, four candles
September 29, 2025 at 11:57 AM
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you are never more than one unfortunate sentence away from becoming your worst self
croc_crocuta Discord message Podcast: "George Russell looks like someone who, in another life, he would whip a stable boy. 'Punish him for his damn cheek.'" Gif of Dean Pelton from Community saying "This better not awaken anything in me.."
September 24, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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wip wmonday because i'm having fun and trying to preserve my motivation
"If we take you somewhere cool," she says gravely, "You have to promise to be normal." "He's always normal!" Bora says defensively. "Yeah!" Seungcheol says, a little hurt. "When have I ever not been normal?!" Hwasa turns to Seungwan to exchange another look. After a beat, Seungwan shrugs and Hwasa sighs, looking back towards Seungcheol. "Your funeral," she says. "I mean, I think he'd be fine, but they might not even let him in," Minji says, looking politely strained. "He's not exactly, uh-" Siyeon slams her hands on the table, rising out of her chair with a wild look in her eye. "It's my birthday, I get to do his makeup!"
September 16, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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behold, hoshi's sexy meat-grilling man
Seonghwa Ateez applying tongs to a grill while wearing a tank top
August 26, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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"yeah I could be gentle / but that ain't what you like"
Stick figure staring at a computer screen, deeply perturbed
August 13, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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hip dip in ficmix so this is more a proof-of-concept than a true wip, but i'll take my validation where i can get it
"Hyung, take a photo with me!" "Maybe we shouldn't. I don't want to pull focus." Joshua's online. He knows what people say. "Noooo, come on. Jeonghan-hyung wants proof of life." "You don't pay me for photos." "I could. Come on. $20. $50. $5,000." Joshua acquiesces, with a great show of reluctance, but he knows his angles and how to take a damn good photo. Seokmin beams.
July 30, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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congratulations to yunho for making it back on top and also holy hell where did wooyoung come from
A bias ranking of Ateez from before the concert: Seonghwa Yunho Yeosang Hongjoong San Jongho Mingi Wooyoung A bias ranking of Ateez from after the concert Yunho Seonghwa Wooyoung Hongjoong Jongho Yeosang San Mingi
July 27, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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kill james bond really earning those patreon dollars today. my god
Email from Kill James Bond! I saw the TV Glow. The People's Joker. Hedwig and the Angry Inch. All titans of transgender cinema that capture three very distinct modes of being transgender. Today, Katie Tightpussy has joined us to offer us a fourth: Mel Brooks' adult son Nicky has pulled in every favour he had to create what I can only describe as a pitch-perfect silver screen adaptation of a fictionmania story. If you know what that is, let me assure you that you read that correctly. If you don't? Well, we've got just under two hours of us yelling about it.
July 18, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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- offer your throat -

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werewolf au, Or Is It?, ambiguous/open ending

ao3.org/works/67326613
offer your throat by croc_crocuta "Hey, Little Red!" Siyeon says every time she sees Gahyun, grinning like she's just told a particularly funny joke. "Befriend any wolves lately?"
July 12, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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tried to use logic to get the sports i already pay for to play on the big tv
You can always pirate, it's always morally correct
July 11, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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- all the little flowers -

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omegaverse, 🚩 pregnancy 🚩 , angst with a happy ending

First, Minghao gets pregnant.

Than, Mingyu gets pregnant.

ao3.org/works/66793408
all the little flowers by croc_crocuta. Pictures of Seokmin, Minghao, and Mingyu superimposed over a frog mobile.
July 5, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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the omegaverse dropping this weekend-ish will not be for everyone, so for this wip wednesday may i present the little deukae amuse-bouche i'm hoping to publish afterwards?
"Hey, Little Red!" Siyeon says, every time she sees Gahyeon, grinning like she's just told a particularly funny joke. "Befriend any wolves lately?" Maybe it's just her way of flirting. Gahyeon's heard worse. She's fallen for worse, come to think of it. "Have I?" She says one night, when she's feeling frisky. They're out at a club, ostensibly with their friends, but everyone else is paired off or hunting someone to take home. She could go worse than Lee Siyeon. At least, from what she's heard. She wouldn't even be the first person in their friend group to take Siyeon up on her constant, low-level flirtations. Siyeon grins. "I'm sure I don't know." "You're... wolf-y, aren't you?" Gahyeon shrugs, leaning in close enough to press the skin bared by her low neckline against Siyeon's arm. Siyeon's eyes flicker with something and her eyebrows lift with surprise. "And we're... Friends." "Why the hesitation?" Siyeon says, genuine curiosity bleeding through her playful tone. "You wound me." "I suppose it depends on how you treat your friends," Gahyeon says. Siyeon frowns. "You know, what you might do to them. Or let them do to you." Understanding lights in Siyeon's eyes. "Oh?" Gahyeon bites her lip and nods, demure. Siyeon's answering grin is, to her credit, wolfish. "I assure you," Siyeon says, leaning in far enough her lips brush against the shell of Gahyeon's ear, "I'm *very* good to my friends."
July 2, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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excited to finally check out that 'hunter hunter' thing they've been talking about on media club plus!
The Buffalo Hunter Hunter by Stephen Graham Jones, published in 2025, ready for pick up at my library
July 1, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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Um. ?
KODE video thumbnail: "Alpha Fem Energy vs. Soft Girl Vibes | fromis_9 Hayoung & ITZY Ryujin"
June 26, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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at times i find myself yearning for the rock my husband grew up under
I'm learning so much about Perez Hilton through Marxist critique
June 23, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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lingodeer gets me
Quieto or al bar, es que no hay mucho gente en el bar hoy. (I) want to go to the bar, because there are not many people at the bar today.
June 15, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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this movie WHIPS
Louis Peitzman reviewing Thelma (2024) for 3.5 stars: "Thelma is so cool, I wish grandparents were real."
June 11, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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wip wednesday for hotter than dawn fest so cw pregnancy / omegaverse

fighting for my life barely halfway through this doc someone put me out of my misery
Minghao keeps her eyes locked on the variety show transitioning into a travel show as she finally asks the question. "Does it scare you?" Mingyu squints at the screen. "Italy? Not really-" "No, I mean- this." Minghao moves her arm to rest her hand on Mingyu's body, but stops at the last minute. She's not sure why. Mingyu makes a noise of understanding anyway. "Oh. Well… Of course it does," he says, matter-of-factly. "You're the strongest person and I know, and I've seen…" Mingyu swallows, and Minghao pulls him closer. "It's terrifying." Minghao nods, kissing Mingyu's hair before doing her best to tuck her chin over his head. She should have known. There is a confidence in Mingyu that is easy to… misunderstand. It had been part of the initial draw, and friction, that Mingyu seemed so happy and content while Minghao and Seokmin were intimately aware of their own struggles. They've seen the error of that, with time. "But that fear doens't really serve me," Mingyu says, as Minghao's eyes start to feel warm around the edges. "Us." He rubs his head against her shoulder, as if to scent her. Minghao sniffs as the television blurs. "You can't say shit like that," Minghao says, unsteadily. "I'm pregnant."
June 5, 2025 at 12:16 AM