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oligarch/theocrat/rain/demented orange fascist/GOP bootlickers hater, fam/Celts/Pats/TV/yak fishin/movies/Aussie/forward progress/contradiction lover, chill until I’m not
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TO ALL THE MARINES WHO SPENT THEIR BITHDAY CELEBRATING AND REMEMBERING ALL MARINES PAST AND PRESENT, I APOLOGIZE FOR OUR "COMMANDER IN CHIEF"
November 16, 2025 at 1:23 AM
This is scorched earth level
November 16, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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Please watch
I wanted to share probably the most important sermon I’ve given and it’s while I’m being arrested. It’s torture pure and simple what happens at #Broadview. I’m ok, though I was thrown to the ground and choked with my pectoral cross. A review of the video shows I was peaceful - did I deserve this?
November 15, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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Some news: tomorrow at 9am, Ted Koppel + CBS Sunday Morning will air a two-part story on the devastating surge of full-time workers being pushed into homelessness.

I'll be interviewed along with two families from There Is No Place for Us. It would mean a lot if you'd watch and help spread the word.
November 15, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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What Bongino does here is address this story by going after this Daily Mail headline. But this story was broken by ProPublica, and it said that Bongino was able to skip the polygraph portion of the background check, which was highly unusual. He chooses not to respond to that.
November 15, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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"Government by organized money is just as dangerous as Government by organized mob."

—FDR, 1936
November 16, 2025 at 12:30 AM
🙌🙌🙌
No one should have to face such threats.

It would’ve been nice if Greene had realized this before she amplified and endorsed calls for executing Nancy Pelosi and Barack Obama.
November 15, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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I just don’t see how we can pretend even for a moment that anything involving our federal government is remotely normal when the president is covering up his involvement in a child sex trafficking ring. Like, what are we doing here
November 15, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I am fully on board with this opinion. It is a rare exception that longing for the past leads to positive outcomes for the future, whether at individual, familial, or societal levels. We simply cannot go backwards without destroying something(s).
I have come to the conclusion that nostalgia is a poison.

Like some poisons, it may have uses in small doses when carefully titrated, but when taken unfiltered and unmeasured it corrodes.
"What is certain, and felt instinctively by almost everybody, is that things cannot go on in their present way" – The Times, May 1975

“It is difficult to imagine a previous period when such an all-pervasive hopelessness was exhibited at all levels of British life” – Professor Stephen Haseler, 1975
November 14, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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Jeffrey Epstein had 1,571 names of contacts in his little black book.

Fewer than 40 names—just 2.4%—were circled.

Donald Trump’s was one of them.

Epstein had 14 phone numbers for Trump. Fourteen ways to reach him.

If that’s not “being on the Epstein List,” what the f*ck is?
November 14, 2025 at 6:29 AM
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November 14, 2025 at 3:37 AM
🙌 superhuman strength 🙌
This is worth every second
November 14, 2025 at 3:35 AM
There is a small but growing number of young adults that are getting offline more and more, breaking free of the internet that offers less and less by the day, manipulating reality and harming our psyches. There are fewer reasons than ever to be online.
And yes, the irony is not lost on me ✌️
crazy

IG em_clarkson
November 14, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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If you seriously think the reason it's so expensive to BUY a home is because of illegal immigrants, you are either (a) insanely stupid or (b) knowingly gaslighting people for political points.

You have to sign 5 million pieces of paper to buy a home. Do they think illegals are openly doing that?
JD Vance: "A lot of young people are saying housing is way too expensive. Why is that? Because we flooded the country with 30 million illegal immigrants who were taking houses that ought by right go to American citizens."
November 13, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Zac Segal, everybody! Zac Segal! Make him famous!
According to the car wash owner, agents arrested employees before they could obtain their documentation from their work lockers. So many were likely here legally.

Here's hoping this article on Zac boasting about how he ruined some immigrants' lives follows him around for a very long time.
BU College Republicans president says he called ICE to ‘detain these criminals’ at Allston Car Wash
The president of Boston University College Republicans wrote on X he called the U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement requesting it detain employees at Allston Car Wash, the site of a Nov. 4 raid w...
dailyfreepress.com
November 13, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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Thanksgiving is the time to share your blessings with your family and your closest, most enigmatic friends.
November 13, 2025 at 7:07 AM
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Imagine being such a horrible human being that one of the most horrible human beings on Earth, Jeffrey Epstein, thought you were the worst person he's ever met.

That's Donald Trump: MAGA's King and Daddy.
November 13, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Todd Blanche has never publicly exhibited the slightest bit of humanity. We are all imperfect but to devote one’s life to the support of immoral people is so confusing to me. I just can’t comprehend it.
Todd Blanche would have had these emails before interviewing Maxwell. Why didn’t he question her directly about her exchanges? Why did he not follow up when she said things that were onviously a lie?? This shows that was a performance intended to dupe the public and benefit her (and Trump)
November 13, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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A #WhiteHouse correspondent asked Karoline Leavitt: "What was the president doing with Virginia Giuffre for hours at Epstein's house?"

The silence was deafening
November 12, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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This little B!tch is spiraling
November 13, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Jim is a badass
Rep. Jim McGovern woke up today and said "the mic stays with me," and he has been reading everyone to filth ever since. I'm so here for it.
November 13, 2025 at 1:32 AM
JFC
November 13, 2025 at 1:32 AM
This is insane. And look at how scared this piece of shit is about the real Epstein files being released.
November 13, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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Hey so “underage girls” are…children. The word you’re looking for is children. They’re not like, women-in-waiting or women-lite or whatever. They’re children. I think some of you are very uncomfortable with what that means for you but it is still true.
November 12, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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The attorney general and the FBI director, a manosphere podcaster bro, pulled into the situation room a member of Congress best known for getting kicked out of a Beetlejuice musical for drunkenly giving her date a handy, in order to pressure her about the president's child sex trafficking scandal.
November 12, 2025 at 11:23 PM