Crime fella
crimeman.bsky.social
Crime fella
@crimeman.bsky.social
I sure do love tokusatsu
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Whatever else you can say about it, Octopath Traveler 0 letting me follow up damage dumping on a broken boss with switching in all my back row characters to BP dump and re-break them in one round is a nearly ecstatic experience.
December 14, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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Sorry your pet is catslop. You only like her because she's small and very cute with big eyes and soft fur and delightful sounds and behaviors
December 12, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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Yes I’m excited to watch 2 hours of ads and I’m tired of pretending I’m not
TODAY @ ~6:15PM CST
Big Think Dimension watches The Game Awards!

Come watch us yell at the tv. Hope this year has another gamer laptop that wants your semen.

www.twitch.tv/gigaboots
December 11, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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walks on stage incredibly blue from colloidal silver
December 10, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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once again reminding everyone that we have 100 years of study showing that more than 40 hours a week drops you under 40 hours of productivity basically immediately.

Crunch is one of those things that is completely debunked, but executives think science makes their dicks small
December 10, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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he'll have so much to say about seed oils
Braid / The Witness creator Jonathan Blow announces an announcement: www.youtube.com/watch?v=CU0V...

(Blow teases an announcement for The Game Awards 2025 tomorrow.)
December 10, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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Japanese women;s wrestling really is "what if two of the cutest women you have ever seen in your life literally kill each other on live television?"
what do I have to do to convince you gay bitches to watch Japanese Womens Wrestling?????
The chaos we've been waiting for in these DREAM QUEENDOM press conferences 💀
#STARDOM 🤼‍♂️
December 10, 2025 at 1:26 PM
We're getting real close to "trans people drink water, therefore our waterdrinking mass shooter must be-"
They're already trying to paint the January 6th pipe bomber as trans despite him being a MAGA believer in conspiracy theories about the 2020 election being stolen.
December 10, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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Jordan interrupts a conversation with "New SummoningSalt video"

Me: The only thing white people need are cheese and Speedrun progression videos.

Jordan: *dying* Yeah I need that or Competitive Pokémon videos.

Me: Have you considered dying over white guilt?

Jordan: Many times.
December 10, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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w faps?
December 10, 2025 at 3:01 AM
It fucks me up how hard Mamoru Hosoda fell off the moment he started writing his own films. Take the keyboard away from that guy.
December 10, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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there is nothing that lives in my head more rent free than "Hey girl, I mean they"

I am if anything paying it rent
December 9, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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Jordan: I think Riley is imagining this version of Bob Ross but he's white.

The rest of the call: *intense confusion*
December 8, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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More Zelda movie set leaks from New Zealand
December 9, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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Mentally, I am everyone in this video currently
December 8, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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I am so furious at YouTube for doing this. You have literal gambling ads plastered across your website. The video you take action on contains no real gambling, and is promoting an LGBTQ+ children's charity fundraiser. Absolutely horrendous image and optics for the website. Completely moronic
I am beyond upset, YouTube has age restricted my video tonight for thinking it depicts real actual gambling. The video is on CloeverPit and contains no real gambling, but does contain a massive charity push for The Trevor Project. Last time this happened I almost quit YouTube
December 8, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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no idea
December 8, 2025 at 8:43 AM
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my mom saw Metroid Prime 4 at the store and was shocked to see this series still existed and told me she really regretted buying us one back then cause my brother had nightmare and trouble going outside after it

I didn't know Fusion messed him up That bad
December 8, 2025 at 11:22 AM
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some social media company will roll out a 'here are all accounts associated with this one' feature that shows everyone's alts and basically cause the social media apocalypse
December 8, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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This lady was the Steve Jobs of the Online Death Threat Industry for like 10 years. Not to be a dick, but fucking spare me.
Marjorie Taylor Greene claims she shared with Trump death threat she received that he incited, and his response was "extremely unkind"
December 8, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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shortform video is a deeply unserious format
December 7, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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I can't believe people who have only ever known rent seeking bullshit tech want tech that doesn't do that and, broadly, works
December 7, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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Estrogen could not save me from being an unabashed shonen loving meathead I'm afraid. I love cool fighting too much to ever be a full on shonen critic.
December 7, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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lol was watching batman this morning and got hit with "ignore all previous instructions"
December 6, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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We Should Have Finished Reconstruction: A Brief History Of American Politics, 1865-2025
While the outcome should be clear from the plain text of the Constitution, the central project of this court and Administration, together, is to nullify the reconstruction amendments
The Supreme Court Friday agreed to decide whether President Donald Trump can unilaterally limit the constitutional right to citizenship granted to virtually every person born in the United States. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
December 6, 2025 at 6:30 PM