Brocktoon
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Discovering computer as an adult makes you go crazy. Discovering computer as a baby makes you go crazy. In all of human history, there will only ever be one generation to discover computer at the correct age: 13
The problem with every post-Millennial generation is they got to go straight to high speed internet. Of course you'll get computer madness that way. Make them start with those old screeching modems and work their way up
September 12, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Discovering computer as an adult makes you go crazy. Discovering computer as a baby makes you go crazy. In all of human history, there will only ever be one generation to discover computer at the correct age: 13
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It's just that simple
July 24, 2025 at 4:57 PM
It's just that simple
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I've never used ChatGPT. It's not even some moral stance, I'm just not editing someone's writing that's worse than mine and then having to do the boring work of checking sources for context. Why? Now I'm just doing the shit I was gonna have to do on my own.
July 16, 2025 at 5:16 AM
I've never used ChatGPT. It's not even some moral stance, I'm just not editing someone's writing that's worse than mine and then having to do the boring work of checking sources for context. Why? Now I'm just doing the shit I was gonna have to do on my own.
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Miss Rachel continues to have more of a moral backbone than 99% of public figures
July 10, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Miss Rachel continues to have more of a moral backbone than 99% of public figures
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when i talk about perfect vibes, this is what i mean:
July 4, 2025 at 1:36 PM
when i talk about perfect vibes, this is what i mean:
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I always say I love my country the way Anthony Bourdain did, not as a benevolent state or one founded in innocence but as vast, beautiful place full of discrete people and cultures such as has rarely been attempted and worth fighting for.
July 4, 2025 at 1:02 PM
I always say I love my country the way Anthony Bourdain did, not as a benevolent state or one founded in innocence but as vast, beautiful place full of discrete people and cultures such as has rarely been attempted and worth fighting for.
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they should make a country that's like america but the people who live there know about stuff and have standards
June 30, 2025 at 5:29 PM
they should make a country that's like america but the people who live there know about stuff and have standards
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If the United States saw what the United States is doing in the United States, the United States would invade the United States to liberate the United States from the tyranny of the United States.
June 13, 2025 at 7:24 PM
If the United States saw what the United States is doing in the United States, the United States would invade the United States to liberate the United States from the tyranny of the United States.
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On one hand driving above the speed limit is inarguably dangerous, and any current or proposed enforcement mechanism is useless at best and a privacy risk at worst. But on the other hand every minute you shave off of your Google Maps estimated time accrues valuable credits you can spend in Heaven.
May 31, 2025 at 2:38 PM
On one hand driving above the speed limit is inarguably dangerous, and any current or proposed enforcement mechanism is useless at best and a privacy risk at worst. But on the other hand every minute you shave off of your Google Maps estimated time accrues valuable credits you can spend in Heaven.
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Why does a horse always win the Kentucky Derby? What about a speedy giraffe with a heart of gold
May 3, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Why does a horse always win the Kentucky Derby? What about a speedy giraffe with a heart of gold
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Iif you live on 3-5 hours of fragmented sleep a night for 5 years you unlock bonus content
April 26, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Iif you live on 3-5 hours of fragmented sleep a night for 5 years you unlock bonus content
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A lot of people in power are demonstrating that they don’t actually believe in the premise of the Declaration of Independence or the republic as a concept. They believe that some people are created superior, and it is offensive and wrong for superiors to live bound by the needs of those below them.
April 22, 2025 at 5:55 PM
A lot of people in power are demonstrating that they don’t actually believe in the premise of the Declaration of Independence or the republic as a concept. They believe that some people are created superior, and it is offensive and wrong for superiors to live bound by the needs of those below them.
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And so far I’ve gotten off easy. I haven’t been disappeared to an ICE concentration camp. It’s the feeling of helplessness that comes along with not knowing how to help the people who have that tears away at all of us, even if we don’t stare at the news 24/7.
April 16, 2025 at 4:35 AM
And so far I’ve gotten off easy. I haven’t been disappeared to an ICE concentration camp. It’s the feeling of helplessness that comes along with not knowing how to help the people who have that tears away at all of us, even if we don’t stare at the news 24/7.
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At Disney in my 20s: I see we have arrived at the “Main Street” simulation - a collaborative fetish celebrating a Jim Crow “True America” that never existed.
In my 50s: Certainly getting my steps in today. You know what would really hit the spot? A Caesar salad!
In my 50s: Certainly getting my steps in today. You know what would really hit the spot? A Caesar salad!
March 27, 2025 at 2:04 PM
At Disney in my 20s: I see we have arrived at the “Main Street” simulation - a collaborative fetish celebrating a Jim Crow “True America” that never existed.
In my 50s: Certainly getting my steps in today. You know what would really hit the spot? A Caesar salad!
In my 50s: Certainly getting my steps in today. You know what would really hit the spot? A Caesar salad!
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So one of the things that I think is lost on AI proponents is what I call the card catalog effect, a thing I shouldn’t call it because a lot of people probably have no experience with a card catalog.
February 18, 2025 at 1:42 AM
So one of the things that I think is lost on AI proponents is what I call the card catalog effect, a thing I shouldn’t call it because a lot of people probably have no experience with a card catalog.
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Engraving on the exterior of the United States Department of Justice headquarters.
February 15, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Engraving on the exterior of the United States Department of Justice headquarters.
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the single most un-american and anti-constitutional statement ever uttered by an american president
February 15, 2025 at 6:39 PM
the single most un-american and anti-constitutional statement ever uttered by an american president
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One of the biggest problems with highly educated people being the Democratic base is that we are really, really good at speaking to each other and assuming that information and truth matter, but that's proven pretty ineffective in the political realm.
February 14, 2025 at 6:32 PM
One of the biggest problems with highly educated people being the Democratic base is that we are really, really good at speaking to each other and assuming that information and truth matter, but that's proven pretty ineffective in the political realm.
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This. (from 2019) youtu.be/QKiB0APdxTo?...
Blaming President Donald Trump Is Too Easy: This Is Us. | Deadline | MSNBC
YouTube video by MSNBC
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February 8, 2025 at 12:39 PM
This. (from 2019) youtu.be/QKiB0APdxTo?...
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There are a lot of things going on in the rise of Silicon Valley fascism, but one of the most important is simply spiraling impunity due to the political class's increasing reliance on magical high tech narratives as a substitute for real, difficult policy.
February 5, 2025 at 3:50 PM
There are a lot of things going on in the rise of Silicon Valley fascism, but one of the most important is simply spiraling impunity due to the political class's increasing reliance on magical high tech narratives as a substitute for real, difficult policy.
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The central premise of Trumpism is that white guys are inherently the most capable and qualified people for any meaningful position. As a white guy who spends a lot of time with white guys, I can assure everyone that premise is fundamentally wrong
February 1, 2025 at 2:40 PM
The central premise of Trumpism is that white guys are inherently the most capable and qualified people for any meaningful position. As a white guy who spends a lot of time with white guys, I can assure everyone that premise is fundamentally wrong
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A government that deliberately abandons the rule of law is not morally entitled to its protections.
February 2, 2025 at 5:14 AM
A government that deliberately abandons the rule of law is not morally entitled to its protections.
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he announced they're finally doing it for real
February 2, 2025 at 2:08 PM
he announced they're finally doing it for real