Drummy™
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IT geek, drummer, nerd. Bring bourbon. @eternathyme is my better half.
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· Nov 18
Hi new people.
I'm Drummy, and I'm a dork. I usually post things that are mildly humorous, slightly provocative, or poking fun at my social anxiety.
If you DM me be prepared for me to be awkward.
I'm Drummy, and I'm a dork. I usually post things that are mildly humorous, slightly provocative, or poking fun at my social anxiety.
If you DM me be prepared for me to be awkward.
You know you live in the south when the stores advertise deep freezers by how many deer they can hold.
November 1, 2025 at 6:32 PM
You know you live in the south when the stores advertise deep freezers by how many deer they can hold.
It's October. Time to tear down your real cobwebs and put up fake ones.
October 1, 2025 at 2:46 PM
It's October. Time to tear down your real cobwebs and put up fake ones.
My daughter, exasperated, reaching for the bug-zapping racket: "Hold my drink, I'm about to commit genoflyde."
August 2, 2025 at 1:59 AM
My daughter, exasperated, reaching for the bug-zapping racket: "Hold my drink, I'm about to commit genoflyde."
We've finally reached a decade when I can say I listen to music from the '20s to the '20s.
May 20, 2025 at 12:06 PM
We've finally reached a decade when I can say I listen to music from the '20s to the '20s.
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Men are too emotional to lead
April 27, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Men are too emotional to lead
Just popping in to make sure y'all are posting the appropriate amount of papal jokes.
Carry on.
Carry on.
April 21, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Just popping in to make sure y'all are posting the appropriate amount of papal jokes.
Carry on.
Carry on.
What it's like to live in Arkansas:
Two days ago it was 80°F and there were tornado warnings.
Today the high was 45°F and there are frost warnings.
Two days ago it was 80°F and there were tornado warnings.
Today the high was 45°F and there are frost warnings.
April 6, 2025 at 10:11 PM
What it's like to live in Arkansas:
Two days ago it was 80°F and there were tornado warnings.
Today the high was 45°F and there are frost warnings.
Two days ago it was 80°F and there were tornado warnings.
Today the high was 45°F and there are frost warnings.
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I took a Viagra this morning, but it got stuck in my throat.
I've had a stiff neck all day.
I've had a stiff neck all day.
April 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I took a Viagra this morning, but it got stuck in my throat.
I've had a stiff neck all day.
I've had a stiff neck all day.
All of us in Central Arkansas are making our tornado preparations* right now.
*Icing down cases of beer and setting up our lawn chairs in the yard
*Icing down cases of beer and setting up our lawn chairs in the yard
April 4, 2025 at 8:45 PM
All of us in Central Arkansas are making our tornado preparations* right now.
*Icing down cases of beer and setting up our lawn chairs in the yard
*Icing down cases of beer and setting up our lawn chairs in the yard
Pardon all the bourbon. I really thought they said Libation Day.
April 2, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Pardon all the bourbon. I really thought they said Libation Day.
Gigging in your 40s:
"Hey, you played a great show!"
"Thanks, I'm going to be recovering on ibuprofen and IcyHot for 6 days."
"Hey, you played a great show!"
"Thanks, I'm going to be recovering on ibuprofen and IcyHot for 6 days."
March 30, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Gigging in your 40s:
"Hey, you played a great show!"
"Thanks, I'm going to be recovering on ibuprofen and IcyHot for 6 days."
"Hey, you played a great show!"
"Thanks, I'm going to be recovering on ibuprofen and IcyHot for 6 days."
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You're in her DMs. I am in her Signal chat group reading real-time, classified attack plans. We're not the same.
March 26, 2025 at 10:34 PM
You're in her DMs. I am in her Signal chat group reading real-time, classified attack plans. We're not the same.
Wife: I'm ready to blow off steam.
Me: Hi, I'm steam.
Me: Hi, I'm steam.
March 14, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Wife: I'm ready to blow off steam.
Me: Hi, I'm steam.
Me: Hi, I'm steam.
I don't use my account in a few months and it gets overrun with bots.
It's the bsky equivalent of cobwebs.
It's the bsky equivalent of cobwebs.
March 7, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I don't use my account in a few months and it gets overrun with bots.
It's the bsky equivalent of cobwebs.
It's the bsky equivalent of cobwebs.
Dear Canadian neighbors:
We didn't want this. We didn't vote for that fuckhead. We love y'all.
- 75 million terrified Americans
We didn't want this. We didn't vote for that fuckhead. We love y'all.
- 75 million terrified Americans
February 16, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Dear Canadian neighbors:
We didn't want this. We didn't vote for that fuckhead. We love y'all.
- 75 million terrified Americans
We didn't want this. We didn't vote for that fuckhead. We love y'all.
- 75 million terrified Americans
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Yeah, I skeet from my all personalities.
December 9, 2024 at 8:28 PM
Yeah, I skeet from my all personalities.
I could never be on Wheel of Fortune. Those people are so cheerful when they hit a bad space on the wheel.
I'd hit Bankrupt and be like, GOD FUCKING DAMNIT. I HAD TEN THOUSAND GOD DAMN DOLLARS, RYAN. MOTHER FUCKER.
I'd hit Bankrupt and be like, GOD FUCKING DAMNIT. I HAD TEN THOUSAND GOD DAMN DOLLARS, RYAN. MOTHER FUCKER.
February 1, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I could never be on Wheel of Fortune. Those people are so cheerful when they hit a bad space on the wheel.
I'd hit Bankrupt and be like, GOD FUCKING DAMNIT. I HAD TEN THOUSAND GOD DAMN DOLLARS, RYAN. MOTHER FUCKER.
I'd hit Bankrupt and be like, GOD FUCKING DAMNIT. I HAD TEN THOUSAND GOD DAMN DOLLARS, RYAN. MOTHER FUCKER.
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On an atomic level, the human body is 99.9999999% empty space so I'm thinking about setting up an Airbnb in there.
February 1, 2025 at 3:11 PM
On an atomic level, the human body is 99.9999999% empty space so I'm thinking about setting up an Airbnb in there.
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C3PO's full name is
Chief 3 Purchasing Officer
Chief 3 Purchasing Officer
January 16, 2025 at 10:16 PM
C3PO's full name is
Chief 3 Purchasing Officer
Chief 3 Purchasing Officer
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I don’t want to alarm anyone but I’m starting to think people tell lies on the internet.
January 16, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I don’t want to alarm anyone but I’m starting to think people tell lies on the internet.
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A guy I was jealous of in college looks dumb and old now, so I'm good.
January 15, 2025 at 8:39 PM
A guy I was jealous of in college looks dumb and old now, so I'm good.
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Text “STOP” to stop the world and melt with me.
December 22, 2024 at 2:29 PM
Text “STOP” to stop the world and melt with me.
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In hell, everyone explains your joke.
January 18, 2025 at 1:46 PM
In hell, everyone explains your joke.
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After being sequestered for several days due to snow and ice, it's refreshing to know that still not a one of you can drive.
January 13, 2025 at 10:21 PM
After being sequestered for several days due to snow and ice, it's refreshing to know that still not a one of you can drive.