Cramer K.
cramerica.bsky.social
Cramer K.
@cramerica.bsky.social
Movies and soccer, mostly
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I was standing
You were there
Two worlds collided
And they could never tear us apart
November 23, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Fantastic fucking night to be a neutral baseball fan.
November 2, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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I know a lot of people talk about "Ken Griffey's swing", "John Olerud's swing" but for my money there is nothing more beautiful than Alejandro Kirk:

- 5'7 and built like a Welsh corgi
- basically drops halfway into a splits on each swing
- each swing is a Street Fighter "Shooooryuken" uppercut
October 25, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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Shohei Ohtani this is just stupid...
October 18, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Guys I remember picking up on waivers in fantasy baseball for some reason.
September 2, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Harborcoat
Without saying Losing My Religion, fav R.E.M. Song?
September 2, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Fell down a Godspell rabbit hole after watching the 1973 movie. Learned that the cast in the 1972 Toronto production featured Gilda Radner, Eugene Levy, and Martin Short. Holy crap.
August 11, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Franco Zeffirelli’s Romeo and Juliet
Name something you remember watching in this!
July 12, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Pretty telling that I don’t have anything from the past 12 years on my list, but I’ll say that Tár and OJ: Made in America were ranked 11 and 12.
June 24, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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Abolish ICE!
June 15, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I had a dream last night about a new TV show, a workplace dramedy centered around the “will they, won’t they” dynamic of two lesbians working on the Death Star prior to the Battle of Yavin. In other news, I think my Easter candy was laced.
April 24, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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"keep calm and carry on" was always gonna be a hard sell in america, but i don't think anybody's gonna take stiff upper lip "don't think of it as meat rationing, think of it as a potato feast" bullshit from president golden toilet
April 7, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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We simply had to intentionally destroy the world’s strongest economy while dismantling our scientific and educational infrastructure to ensure that a team with a trans girl would never finish second place in the Mountain West volleyball standings again
April 2, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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Every country should structure its legal and regulatory systems as a series of traps that guarantee someone like Elon Musk would end up in prison before he ever got rich
March 21, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I was unfamiliar with Michael Richie’s 1972 movie PRIME CUT prior to tonight, but hoooooly shit what a picture. Gene Hackman playing a ruthless meat packing magnate named Mary Anne(?!) opposite Lee Marvin as a mob enforcer and Sissy Spacek in her first role. I kinda want to watch it again right now.
March 18, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Ah man I know it’s been a long day when this vid damn near brings me to tears.
March 14, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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no matter what the circumstances, democrats are always saving their energy for a mythical future situation where they will do something good
March 14, 2025 at 12:55 AM
My dude is straight up filibustering the Oscars right now. Strom Thurmond shit.
March 3, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Shout out to the lady who stormed out of a screening of Blue Velvet today and yelled at the crowd for being “fucking ignorant” on her way out. I would like to know exactly what series of events led her to that point.
February 3, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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remember stuff like this when they tell you that diversity means a lowering of standards
robert f. kennedy jr. submits his application to harvard university. his application is, in its entirety, a single page with his name "Robert F. Kennedy Jr."

he is accepted immediately.
January 29, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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and the literal Nazis were full of dudes like this, the frisson of transgression and the recourse to unseriousness are all over far right discourse in the 20s and 30s

he's acting like this is some new thing he's discovered when it's just core to the history of fascist movements and fascist rhetoric
January 24, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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when somebody tries to build an affordable housing unit in your zip code
January 11, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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bringing up urkel as a cause of societal collapse in 2025 is so goddam funny and stupid and weird, i cant believe we think rich people are smart lol
Vivek Ramaswamy is posting through the high-skilled immigration discourse on the Bad Place and
1. lol thinking Whiplash is a role model
2. This is such a 90s/early 2000s argument? I half expect him to start talking about violent video games.
December 27, 2024 at 12:33 AM
I went up to northern Maine to run my first half marathon today. What an incredibly stupid idea.
December 7, 2024 at 8:48 PM
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Massive away win for the little fella.
December 2, 2024 at 1:38 PM