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And what better way to say “I love you” than with the gift of a spatula?
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January 11, 2026 at 3:41 AM
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Slot: "I don’t know Martinelli but he comes across as a nice guy. The problem for him and in general is there’s so much time wasting and players pretending they’re injured that you can be annoyed... I'm 100% sure that if [Martinelli] knew what the injury might be, he wouldn't do that."
January 8, 2026 at 10:35 PM
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My kingdom for Arsenal dot com remembering my login for longer than a day.
January 8, 2026 at 8:30 PM
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January 4, 2026 at 7:30 PM
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Somebody should tell James Cameron the world doesn't need anymore frigging Avatar movies.
January 3, 2026 at 9:55 PM
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If yer angry about the whistle at 96:16, you'll have to show me where the first six minutes came from.
January 3, 2026 at 7:27 PM
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So Arsenal have accumulated 5.08 npxG in the last three.

And those specific npxG have resulted in 0 goals.

But we have scored 4 goals.

Which were from a combined 0.0 npxG.

I hope this email finds you well.
December 24, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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Last year my parents resolved the Abilene paradox in our marriage. After 7 years we all had Xmas together and I roasted a turkey. They asked why. I said my husband and the kids like it. They all said they were enduring it for me. We all hate turkey. This year we're having lamb.
December 22, 2025 at 10:20 AM
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The most obvious red card you’ll see. Caicedo tried to play it off by faking injury, but he’s gone in with excessive force and crunched Merino right on the ankle - get him gone.
November 30, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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If you're traveling by train, buy some fucking headphones. I don't want to listen to your shitty music, hear a crappy American comedy, or listen to a conversation with your significant other who's a bigger twat than you.
November 10, 2025 at 11:55 AM
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Slowing that down to 1 frame per second is making that dive look like a pen.
It’s absolutely a dive.
November 9, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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It is now 1,000 days since Manchester City were charged by the Premier League.
November 1, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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Ohhhhhhh
The grand old Duke of York
He borrowed 12 million quid
He gave it to someone
He’d never ever met
and for something he never did
October 17, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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I, for one, welcome the increased commercialisation of Halloween in Britain, as it at least acts as a firewall to stop retailers jamming Christmas down our throats in October.
October 17, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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If you have opinions on this and are on the club's mailing list there was an e-mail sent out today surveying fans about attitudes towards their brand partners.

surveys.arsenal.com/jfe/form/SV_...
October 8, 2025 at 11:12 AM
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You don’t have to be called Steve or Stephen to work at Blackpool, but it does help.
October 5, 2025 at 7:57 AM
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Liverpool's first 3 Premier League games this season:

8 goals from 3.4 xG

Liverpool's last 4 Premier League games:

5 goals from 7.4 xG

#LFC
October 4, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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Agent Nketiah….
a blue and gold power ranger is holding a knife and saying activate
ALT: a blue and gold power ranger is holding a knife and saying activate
media.tenor.com
September 27, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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If other species had their equivalent of billionaires, like monkeys hoarding more bananas than they could eat and refusing to share, it would be used as clear evidence of human superiority to a primitive species. In the modern world such psychotic behaviours are celebrated.
September 22, 2025 at 7:55 AM
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Everyone involved in those Haribo "adults with kids' voices" adverts needs to be on trial in The Hague.
September 18, 2025 at 7:55 AM
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Little known fact, but all phones have a little speaker at the top that you can hold to your ear. It means you can have a private conversation without the whole world listening to it
September 8, 2025 at 10:55 AM
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Guy in front of me in Ashe is actually eating the infamous $100 chicken-nuggets-with-caviar, which I thought was more of a parody than an actual menu item which people bought.

We could almost certainly be taxing the rich more.

#USOpen
September 7, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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On the same day in the Telegraph:
September 5, 2025 at 7:55 AM