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@crabfestisback.bsky.social
110 followers 230 following 220 posts
he/him
don’t explain the joke to me
Bears/SA Spurs/Hawgs and GO BOWS
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payton @crabfestisback.bsky.social · Nov 27
pinning so i never have to repeat myself. its not a debate either.
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leastactionhero.bsky.social
all i'm saying is that there were better options
TIME PERSON OF THE YEAR SANDWICH THROWING GUY
December 12, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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leyawn.bsky.social
ME: miss you grandma.. the thoughts are getting to me

CHATBOT MODELED AFTER MY DEAD GRANDMOTHER: Remember what I told you sweetie — God has chosen you as His instrument and those thoughts are His command. You should buy a gun.
the-independent.com The Independent @the-independent.com · 1d
IN DEPTH | If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
www.independent.co.uk
December 10, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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weeder.bsky.social
The fuck is a jingle horse
December 8, 2025 at 5:59 PM
crabfestisback.bsky.social
bears-packers is feeding my soul
December 7, 2025 at 9:59 PM
crabfestisback.bsky.social
yet another john harbaugh game management masterclass
December 7, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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davidycook1.bsky.social
Bert and Boss Nass have very similar vibes
University of Illinois HC Bert Bielema Boss Nass of the Gungans
December 7, 2025 at 8:16 PM
crabfestisback.bsky.social
so anyways
SHE SAID YES even though I snore and my posts are bad
my hand, holding my girlfriend’s (now fiancée’s) hand
December 6, 2025 at 4:31 AM
crabfestisback.bsky.social
AFTER ALL THESE YEARS I FINALLY HAVE THE DOGGERS
……but I don’t know if I am Worthy
@homefield.bsky.social
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social
a gray sweatpant, beautifully adorned with one sad UCONN Husky. THE INFAMOUS DOGGERS
December 6, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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bunkieperkins.bsky.social
December 3, 2025 at 3:25 AM
crabfestisback.bsky.social
IM ON THE CEILING BROTHER
diannarussini.bsky.social Dianna Russini @diannarussini.bsky.social · 11d
With the Rams’ loss to the Panthers, the Bears will enter December as the No. 1 seed in the NFC.
November 30, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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diannarussini.bsky.social
With the Rams’ loss to the Panthers, the Bears will enter December as the No. 1 seed in the NFC.
November 30, 2025 at 8:45 PM
crabfestisback.bsky.social
you can 100% read this as quotes directly from Chip Kelly, I’d get nasty in the media too if I was getting meddled with like this.
Kelly was the offensive coordinator at Ohio State in 2024 where he helped lead the Buckeyes to a College Football Playoff championship. He held a few options prior to taking the Raiders OC job in Feb. 2025, which marked his return to the NFL after nearly a decade away. Perhaps Kelly would have chosen a different opportunity if he had realized the lack of autonomy he would have in Las Vegas.
November 29, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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theathletic.com
Bears coach Ben Johnson took his shirt off before leading his "Good, better, best" chant 😤

📸 NFLonPrime/X
November 28, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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treblaw.bsky.social
"it's time for pie"
November 27, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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tenaciouschi.bsky.social
If your family really sucks this holiday season, I am your new family and I think you're great and deserve love, a job, shelter and safety.
November 27, 2025 at 8:44 AM
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wyattswickedgoods.com
Getting kicked out of the ER because I won't stop yelling "it's morphine time!" while holding up my Power Rangers belt buckle.
November 26, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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bencollins.bsky.social
The difference between a grande and a venti anxiety is staggering nowadays due to Trumpflation.
mrspowersdayjob.bsky.social It’s “Mrs. Powers” during my day job @mrspowersdayjob.bsky.social · 17d
Sometimes I think it’s going to be the librarians who will save us all.
A large (maybe 3 feet wide by 5 feet tall) sign on the end of a row of bookshelves that tells the “address” of books that have sensitive content.
November 25, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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stevengodfrey.bsky.social
He hit him with the third hop jab on Bald Bull
cjzero.bsky.social CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 17d
Tre'von Moehrig punched Jauan Jennings directly in the 🥜🥜
November 25, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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bracketdobber.net
For one moment, all was right with the world.
Syracuse and Houston tied at 69 with 4:20 left in OT
November 25, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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502eire.lol
loving Buc-ee’s is the most cucked by capitalism thing you can possibly do but if you try to point that out to me I will tell you to walk off a cliff
November 24, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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emilyonhere.gay
michelle obama stood in front of the portrait of her husband. it had been 2 years since he went missing…but she knew the truth. Michelle turned to the figure behind her. She chuckled. “Yeah. I know about the Chaos Emeralds.”
November 23, 2025 at 2:56 AM
crabfestisback.bsky.social
#LETSGOPITTSTATE
#WELCOMETOTHEJUNGLE
November 22, 2025 at 7:46 PM
crabfestisback.bsky.social
ORANGE CAT FEED
General William Tecumseh Sherman (General) is an orange cat, lying down on a heated blanket on his back, with legs and beans outstretched. He knows I am taking his picture, and has decided to be photogenic.
November 22, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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atherton.bsky.social
TRUMP: and this Daniel, he went into the den?

MAMDANI: The lion's den, yes

TRUMP: surely they ate him

MAMDANI: Here's the part where it gets a little Broadway: they didn't

TRUMP: Unbelievable
November 21, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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josephgalbo.bsky.social
I'll tell you one thing wrong with this app - no one is ever sharing pictures from olive garden
November 19, 2025 at 11:15 PM