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he/him
don’t explain the joke to me
Bears/SA Spurs/Hawgs and GO BOWS
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so anyways
SHE SAID YES even though I snore and my posts are bad
my hand, holding my girlfriend’s (now fiancée’s) hand
December 6, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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AFTER ALL THESE YEARS I FINALLY HAVE THE DOGGERS
……but I don’t know if I am Worthy
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a gray sweatpant, beautifully adorned with one sad UCONN Husky. THE INFAMOUS DOGGERS
December 6, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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you can 100% read this as quotes directly from Chip Kelly, I’d get nasty in the media too if I was getting meddled with like this.
Kelly was the offensive coordinator at Ohio State in 2024 where he helped lead the Buckeyes to a College Football Playoff championship. He held a few options prior to taking the Raiders OC job in Feb. 2025, which marked his return to the NFL after nearly a decade away. Perhaps Kelly would have chosen a different opportunity if he had realized the lack of autonomy he would have in Las Vegas.
November 29, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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#LETSGOPITTSTATE
#WELCOMETOTHEJUNGLE
November 22, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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ORANGE CAT FEED
General William Tecumseh Sherman (General) is an orange cat, lying down on a heated blanket on his back, with legs and beans outstretched. He knows I am taking his picture, and has decided to be photogenic.
November 22, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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I SHIT My Shorts
November 9, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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Ben Johnson, head coach of the chicago bears, absolutely geeking
October 16, 2025 at 7:16 AM
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orange tabby named General sleeping on a night sky patterned blanket orange tabby cat General in a halloween themed car scratching hut
October 5, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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your skyline has been blessed by the home depot garden toad
home depot garden toad
September 27, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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orange car in a scratching-board playhouse, floor is wooden with orange lighting
September 26, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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Post a concert photo you took
its Wiz Khalifa holding a giant inflatable joint
September 25, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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han school
September 23, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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Bears lost so its time for my favorite post from the old place

cc @jacobinfante.bsky.social
@jacobinfante24 • 56m Anybody do anything fun lately? @jacobinfante24 • 1h Well that game sucked. Time to jack off
September 9, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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Matt Mcconaghey Smoking
August 30, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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Wife wanted to go to Buc-ees for her birthday, so we drove 2 hours to the nearest one to see the Halloween Beaver
Bucees Beaver wearing purple boots with curled toes and a pointy purple witches hat
August 26, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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they put their performative beef on hold to snuggle with my wife
orange cat named general, sleeping croissant shaped, fat calico midge named roon, sleeping like a hog.
August 5, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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a gray siamese cat next to an orange tabby, they are laying down on a chair with a chicago bears blanket over the backrest
July 29, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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if you see this, I implore you to post a pic from your device without context
Clark, the cubs mascot, looking particularly nightmarish while holding a broom in one hand.
July 19, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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I lived bitch
your account has been suspended screen
July 8, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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2001 has got some heat to it
billboard top 100 for 2001, 1-29 billboard top 100 for 2001, 30-59
July 3, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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open.spotify.com/track/7AHHfD...
man levitating fucking with the ceiling vent
June 24, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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bad timeline, have a Caleb Williams timeline cleanse.
Caleb Williams in very very large jorts standing next to Nardwuar. Caleb is sticking his tongue out and pointing at the camera. Nardwuar appears to be wearing a top inspired by late 90s pizza hut decor, and his standard plaid pants. a zoom in of previous picture which reveals that the backstage pass Caleb is holding is for a Yeat concert.
June 22, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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oh we’re so cooked
photo of the bottom of my ryzen 9, bent and broken pins in the bottom right corner
April 28, 2025 at 8:13 AM
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quit crying about spoilers just log off just turn the computer off just go outside
screenshot of the settings for muting words or tags, the muted word box contains “spoilers” duration: forever muting: text and tags
April 23, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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its what bucks legends do
tony snell stat line of the legendary 28 mins, 0 pts, 0 rebounds, 0 assists, 0 stocks game from 2/24/17
April 19, 2025 at 7:54 PM