David Cook
@davidycook1.bsky.social
Not a cheeseburger. Clarinet professor, college football enthusiast and nocturnal consumer of pork products.
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It’s rare that happenings in my professional sphere make their way into my college football landscape, but when they do?
HOO BOY
HOO BOY
Well this was a journey www.wbir.com/article/news...
Musician sues Knoxville Symphony Orchestra for alleged discriminatory refusal to hire him
The Knoxville Symphony Orchestra said in a statement that they made the decision not to hire James Zimmerman due to "legitimate safety concerns."
www.wbir.com
January 7, 2026 at 5:13 PM
It’s rare that happenings in my professional sphere make their way into my college football landscape, but when they do?
HOO BOY
HOO BOY
Crushing it over here
January 7, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Crushing it over here
Beethoven. Imagine the heiligenstadt testament with character limits
Do you have a historical figure you most wish got to be a poster? I feel like you must have a better answer than mine, which is Churchill. The guy started autobiography when he was 19 I think. And just never stopped. True poster.
January 7, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Beethoven. Imagine the heiligenstadt testament with character limits
Football should not be allowed to incur “half the distance to the goal.”
Take a delay of game inside your own 5?Automatic safety and free kick.
Get facemasked at the opponent’s 14? Congratulations, you get a touchdown!
Take a delay of game inside your own 5?Automatic safety and free kick.
Get facemasked at the opponent’s 14? Congratulations, you get a touchdown!
This place needs some Innocuous Discourse pronto. Quote this with a take that’s not political or aggressive
January 6, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Football should not be allowed to incur “half the distance to the goal.”
Take a delay of game inside your own 5?Automatic safety and free kick.
Get facemasked at the opponent’s 14? Congratulations, you get a touchdown!
Take a delay of game inside your own 5?Automatic safety and free kick.
Get facemasked at the opponent’s 14? Congratulations, you get a touchdown!
Fun fact: Dolly Parton’s “9 to 5” is actually about the hours my son slept last night 😑🥱😴
January 6, 2026 at 11:36 AM
Fun fact: Dolly Parton’s “9 to 5” is actually about the hours my son slept last night 😑🥱😴
Recipes be saying “remove the bay leaf” like I it just rises to the top of the soup with a bit neon light attached to it
January 6, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Recipes be saying “remove the bay leaf” like I it just rises to the top of the soup with a bit neon light attached to it
The sous chef was chanting ROAD BACON! ROAD BACON! as we drove to his trial tumbling class today (which was an absolute disaster, to be transparent about it)
January 4, 2026 at 6:08 PM
The sous chef was chanting ROAD BACON! ROAD BACON! as we drove to his trial tumbling class today (which was an absolute disaster, to be transparent about it)
OH NO! DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA!
January 4, 2026 at 3:16 PM
OH NO! DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA!
A chef is only as good as their sous chef
January 4, 2026 at 1:45 AM
A chef is only as good as their sous chef
No, you’re making hotpot for the third night in a week b/c you’re too lazy to actually meal plan
January 4, 2026 at 12:20 AM
No, you’re making hotpot for the third night in a week b/c you’re too lazy to actually meal plan
oh this should go well
January 3, 2026 at 1:33 PM
oh this should go well
Gd that play was awesome
January 3, 2026 at 4:46 AM
Gd that play was awesome
Reposted by David Cook
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January 3, 2026 at 1:10 AM
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NFL Films Presents: Quizzing coaches on an all-time unbelievable stat
YouTube video by Over Sports
youtu.be
January 2, 2026 at 8:42 PM
There’s a lot of nuance to unpack within the broader scope of this, but HOO BOY using SAT scores would be an incredibly stupid metric
This article advocates for the “Faculty Merit Act” that would — get this — require all faculty applicants to submit their *SAT* scores. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Holy shirts that’s hilarious.
January 2, 2026 at 6:06 PM
There’s a lot of nuance to unpack within the broader scope of this, but HOO BOY using SAT scores would be an incredibly stupid metric
THE GAME IS NOT OVER
January 2, 2026 at 4:52 AM
THE GAME IS NOT OVER
END OF GAME SAFETY
January 2, 2026 at 4:48 AM
END OF GAME SAFETY
“What a call by Charlie Weis!”
God what a world we live in
God what a world we live in
January 2, 2026 at 4:43 AM
“What a call by Charlie Weis!”
God what a world we live in
God what a world we live in
Reposted by David Cook
mike bobo… mike bobo. mike bobo…
January 2, 2026 at 4:29 AM
mike bobo… mike bobo. mike bobo…
Reposted by David Cook
“Mike Bobo and Pete Golding matching wits” you wish you had the raw intellectual horsepower of the SEC
January 2, 2026 at 4:23 AM
“Mike Bobo and Pete Golding matching wits” you wish you had the raw intellectual horsepower of the SEC
