David Cook
@davidycook1.bsky.social
Not a cheeseburger. Clarinet professor, college football enthusiast and nocturnal consumer of pork products.
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I know @celebrityhottub.bsky.social says he saw god die in the rose bowl, but I think the part he left out is that he also saw a new god be born
January 10, 2026 at 3:00 AM
I know @celebrityhottub.bsky.social says he saw god die in the rose bowl, but I think the part he left out is that he also saw a new god be born
I have nothing to say about this game that hasn’t already been said, good lord
January 10, 2026 at 2:22 AM
I have nothing to say about this game that hasn’t already been said, good lord
please don’t threaten me with a good time
January 9, 2026 at 7:49 PM
please don’t threaten me with a good time
Looking back at it, Sherrone sobbing into the camera while saying “I want to thank the Lord. Coach Harbaugh, I fucking love you man. Love the shit out of you man” after Penn State 2023 was probably one of the first signs of [gestures broadly at Michigan football December 2025]
Is it just me or have athletes and coaches been significantly more intense about the whole “First of all I gotta give it up for my lord and savior Jesus Christ” stuff this season? Like is there a new campus ministry campaign or something?
January 9, 2026 at 5:15 AM
Looking back at it, Sherrone sobbing into the camera while saying “I want to thank the Lord. Coach Harbaugh, I fucking love you man. Love the shit out of you man” after Penn State 2023 was probably one of the first signs of [gestures broadly at Michigan football December 2025]
Had em right where they wanted em
January 9, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Had em right where they wanted em
Ah yes, Thursday: the ideal day of the week for college football as long as it’s G6 or a CFP game 🙄
January 8, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Ah yes, Thursday: the ideal day of the week for college football as long as it’s G6 or a CFP game 🙄
DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA!
Volume up for Eric Collins screaming “oh noooooooooooooo!” as the ball is in the air. Lol
January 8, 2026 at 2:50 AM
DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA!
freezing cold takes exposed
In the spirit of hatin, I am so happy Miami is going to juuuuuust miss out on the playoff on the thinnest of margins and to a team they beat to start the season
January 7, 2026 at 7:30 PM
freezing cold takes exposed
It’s rare that happenings in my professional sphere make their way into my college football landscape, but when they do?
HOO BOY
HOO BOY
Well this was a journey www.wbir.com/article/news...
Musician sues Knoxville Symphony Orchestra for alleged discriminatory refusal to hire him
The Knoxville Symphony Orchestra said in a statement that they made the decision not to hire James Zimmerman due to "legitimate safety concerns."
www.wbir.com
January 7, 2026 at 5:13 PM
It’s rare that happenings in my professional sphere make their way into my college football landscape, but when they do?
HOO BOY
HOO BOY
The video he posted on Facebook and Instagram about this is truly something special, as is the way he deletes any comments disagreeing with him
January 7, 2026 at 3:10 PM
The video he posted on Facebook and Instagram about this is truly something special, as is the way he deletes any comments disagreeing with him
He’s concerned we’re going to stop playing JS Bach’s Sleepers Awake and replace it with DEI Bach’s Sleepers Woke
January 7, 2026 at 2:38 PM
He’s concerned we’re going to stop playing JS Bach’s Sleepers Awake and replace it with DEI Bach’s Sleepers Woke
oh my god Holly it’s so much
January 7, 2026 at 2:28 PM
oh my god Holly it’s so much
Crushing it over here
January 7, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Crushing it over here
I’ll admit the original version was only the safety. It felt unfair for the defense to not be subject to the same scrutiny when backed up…
January 7, 2026 at 12:10 AM
I’ll admit the original version was only the safety. It felt unfair for the defense to not be subject to the same scrutiny when backed up…
Beethoven. Imagine the heiligenstadt testament with character limits
Do you have a historical figure you most wish got to be a poster? I feel like you must have a better answer than mine, which is Churchill. The guy started autobiography when he was 19 I think. And just never stopped. True poster.
January 7, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Beethoven. Imagine the heiligenstadt testament with character limits
Football should not be allowed to incur “half the distance to the goal.”
Take a delay of game inside your own 5?Automatic safety and free kick.
Get facemasked at the opponent’s 14? Congratulations, you get a touchdown!
Take a delay of game inside your own 5?Automatic safety and free kick.
Get facemasked at the opponent’s 14? Congratulations, you get a touchdown!
This place needs some Innocuous Discourse pronto. Quote this with a take that’s not political or aggressive
January 6, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Football should not be allowed to incur “half the distance to the goal.”
Take a delay of game inside your own 5?Automatic safety and free kick.
Get facemasked at the opponent’s 14? Congratulations, you get a touchdown!
Take a delay of game inside your own 5?Automatic safety and free kick.
Get facemasked at the opponent’s 14? Congratulations, you get a touchdown!
AND CURT SHALL REIGN FOREVER AND EEEEEEVER
January 6, 2026 at 2:21 PM
AND CURT SHALL REIGN FOREVER AND EEEEEEVER
Fun fact: Dolly Parton’s “9 to 5” is actually about the hours my son slept last night 😑🥱😴
January 6, 2026 at 11:36 AM
Fun fact: Dolly Parton’s “9 to 5” is actually about the hours my son slept last night 😑🥱😴
Recipes be saying “remove the bay leaf” like I it just rises to the top of the soup with a bit neon light attached to it
January 6, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Recipes be saying “remove the bay leaf” like I it just rises to the top of the soup with a bit neon light attached to it
The sous chef was chanting ROAD BACON! ROAD BACON! as we drove to his trial tumbling class today (which was an absolute disaster, to be transparent about it)
January 4, 2026 at 6:08 PM
The sous chef was chanting ROAD BACON! ROAD BACON! as we drove to his trial tumbling class today (which was an absolute disaster, to be transparent about it)
🥹 check back in on Thursday and Friday night for more ridiculous live tweets
January 4, 2026 at 3:37 PM
🥹 check back in on Thursday and Friday night for more ridiculous live tweets