David Cook
@davidycook1.bsky.social
Not a cheeseburger. Clarinet professor, college football enthusiast and nocturnal consumer of pork products.
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So Michigan is better in the trenches than ohio state again, you say? 🤔
Who’s winning the battle in the trenches heading into Week 13? 💪
This chart measures opponent-adjusted line yards per rush, a look at how teams control the line of scrimmage on both sides of the ball.
⬆️ = Strong run defense
➡️ = Dominant run blocking
This chart measures opponent-adjusted line yards per rush, a look at how teams control the line of scrimmage on both sides of the ball.
⬆️ = Strong run defense
➡️ = Dominant run blocking
November 16, 2025 at 3:48 PM
So Michigan is better in the trenches than ohio state again, you say? 🤔
What if lane just trades sidelines at the end of the game? Like, just gets on the bus and leaves Oxford after the presser?
November 16, 2025 at 12:14 AM
What if lane just trades sidelines at the end of the game? Like, just gets on the bus and leaves Oxford after the presser?
Sun Devils beat almost heaven 😢
November 15, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Sun Devils beat almost heaven 😢
Just gonna make Thanksgiving weekend funnier
November 15, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Just gonna make Thanksgiving weekend funnier
I hate that I’m thinking this drive has to be TD or bust
November 15, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I hate that I’m thinking this drive has to be TD or bust
I remember @edsbs.bsky.social said northwestern was gonna fuck with Michigan today
November 15, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I remember @edsbs.bsky.social said northwestern was gonna fuck with Michigan today
Wink’s gonna give up a long pass
November 15, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Wink’s gonna give up a long pass
Reposted by David Cook
God I would love to hear Gus Johnson do harry caray
November 15, 2025 at 7:51 PM
God I would love to hear Gus Johnson do harry caray
Semaj is the Mel Tucker of punt returners
November 15, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Semaj is the Mel Tucker of punt returners
Holy shit they defended a tunnel screen
November 15, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Holy shit they defended a tunnel screen
It would be great if Michigan could turn any of these bajillion batted passes into something
November 15, 2025 at 7:13 PM
It would be great if Michigan could turn any of these bajillion batted passes into something
I know people are saying you can’t blame kicker tips on the special teams coordinator… but you can’t deny that zvada’s been much worse in year 2 of jb brown
Fire jb brown
(This is a scheduled skeet)
(This is a scheduled skeet)
November 15, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I know people are saying you can’t blame kicker tips on the special teams coordinator… but you can’t deny that zvada’s been much worse in year 2 of jb brown
Blitz
Long completion
Drink
Long completion
Drink
November 15, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Blitz
Long completion
Drink
Long completion
Drink
Joel just said “there’s not a ton different” between Martindale and Macdonald/Minter and I’m starting my petition for @mgoseth.bsky.social to get in the booth
November 15, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Joel just said “there’s not a ton different” between Martindale and Macdonald/Minter and I’m starting my petition for @mgoseth.bsky.social to get in the booth
And again
Fire jb brown
(This is a scheduled skeet)
(This is a scheduled skeet)
November 15, 2025 at 5:27 PM
And again
God we were so spoiled with the 21–23 teams
November 15, 2025 at 5:24 PM
God we were so spoiled with the 21–23 teams
Fire jb brown
(This is a scheduled skeet)
(This is a scheduled skeet)
November 15, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Fire jb brown
(This is a scheduled skeet)
(This is a scheduled skeet)
It kills me to not be at the Wrigley game today (I’m in the western suburbs), but surgical bills took priority 😔
November 15, 2025 at 4:32 PM
It kills me to not be at the Wrigley game today (I’m in the western suburbs), but surgical bills took priority 😔
TODAY’S THE DAY
God the Land Grant Trophy game is gonna have so much juice this year:
Michigan State (3-6, 0-6 B1G) vs. Penn State (3-6, 0-6 B1G) for not only the most beautiful trophy in CFB, but an elusive CONFERENCE WIN
Michigan State (3-6, 0-6 B1G) vs. Penn State (3-6, 0-6 B1G) for not only the most beautiful trophy in CFB, but an elusive CONFERENCE WIN
November 15, 2025 at 2:00 PM
TODAY’S THE DAY
Oh my god what a fucking forced fumble from Louisville
November 15, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Oh my god what a fucking forced fumble from Louisville
Btw, the category right above this is “grades that look like Davis Warren’s QBR against 2024 ohio state”
As student engagement and participation are fully in the "gales of November" phase, I'm proud to have coined my new phrase "grades that look[ed] like batting averages"
November 14, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Btw, the category right above this is “grades that look like Davis Warren’s QBR against 2024 ohio state”