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Something eerie about the timing of the loss of Roger Ebert and the release of a true game as art in Expedition 33
December 12, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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expedition 33 is going to win every single category at the geoff keighley game awards, but dont let that fool you, its not actually that bad
November 17, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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I’m sure ex33 was a good game and all that but you know that jury was drooling at the idea of finally having an indie game that didn’t ‘look like an indie game’
December 12, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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i hope you're all ready for western AA & AAA game dev being 5 upcoming years of expeditionlikes
December 12, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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Nothing special today because I started drawing it. Had a breakdown. Bon Appetite.
December 9, 2025 at 5:38 PM
mighty no. 10!!
December 12, 2025 at 3:49 AM
and the winner of the clair obscur expedition 33 for clair obscur expedition 33 goes to clair obscur expedition 33
December 12, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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Oh that's why the Witness was so stupid okay
December 12, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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look i wasn't gonna say anything but when you hear "10 years in the making" from a game by jonathan blow just know that a game never takes 10 years because of good employee relationships and clear leadership direction
December 12, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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A Lara Croft assim no jogo novo
December 12, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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Miss Piggy I would make you so much happier than Geoff Keighley please think about this
December 12, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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remembering my idea for an object of power in Control 2 to be "hard drive containing nothing but newgrounds porno flash games"
July 22, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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VERY CONSIDERATE OF WARIO64 TO PUT ALL THE REASONS NOBODY SHOULD EVER WATCH THE GAME AWARDS IN ONE CONVENIENT TWEET.
Best Audio Design goes to Battlefield 6
Content Creator of the Year - Moistcr1tikal
Best Fighting Game - Fatal Fury CotW
Most Anticipated Game - Grand Theft Auto VI
December 12, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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oo-MAMA-soo-may
December 12, 2025 at 12:46 AM
ooma masoomay
December 12, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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*defunctland voice*
The Imagineers, unprepared for park guests' new addiction to generating images of Elsa smoking weed, and indeed their *expectation* to smoke weed with *the real* Elsa at the park, had a difficult road ahead
December 11, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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i'm writing a screenplay called Heart Of A Champion about a guy who has a cold and has to sneeze and blow his nose all the time, but still gets a lot of work done on the computer. not sure yet but i think it'll probably wind up being a christian movie
December 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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Dasher Dancer Prancer Vixen
Comet Cupid Donner Blitzen
More than ever hour after hour
Work is never over
December 11, 2023 at 5:04 AM
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Just learned that Travis McElroy started his own "DnD In A Castle," where you pay $2k-$4k to play DnD with him for a weekend. It sounds expensive to me, but I've heard the 2 seasons of TAZ he DM'd are really good, so maybe it's worth the price.
December 11, 2025 at 7:23 AM
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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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As said of old:
December 11, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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Oh no! Skeleton!
Deranged horse infestation
December 10, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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lightly dressed ^w^
November 20, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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I love Ryoko Kui with all my heart and think she is one of the greatest creatives in comics working today

She is also wrong and Fallin is Not Skinny, this is simply a fact
Babe wake up new official Farcille art dropped
December 10, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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BORING: Assigning "levels of canon" to Star Wars media.

NOT BORING: Construing all Star Wars media as variously motivated propaganda which actually exists in some notional Star Wars universe, often only tenuously related to real events, and loudly speculating about what "really happened".
December 10, 2025 at 7:14 PM