Maddy🦦
@cowardlylyons.bsky.social
28. she/her. All of my posts do reflect my employer and everyone I've ever met and they will be joining me in the shittiest level of Mormon heaven.
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Maddy🦦
@cowardlylyons.bsky.social
· Mar 17
From the moment I saw this crochet pattern I knew I had to make Him🥲 my pride and joy, Gonzo💕😭 #crochet #amigurumi #gonzo #muppets
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going from 4-day weekend to 5-day work week should be illegal. it’s a shock to the system. i can’t just quit loafing about cold turkey
November 30, 2025 at 8:21 PM
going from 4-day weekend to 5-day work week should be illegal. it’s a shock to the system. i can’t just quit loafing about cold turkey
****CRASH LANDING ON YOU SPOILER****
If most kdramas end like Crash Landing on You I have no idea why ppl keep watching because I'm upset.. I HAVE TRUST ISSUES. OVER 20 HOURS.
If most kdramas end like Crash Landing on You I have no idea why ppl keep watching because I'm upset.. I HAVE TRUST ISSUES. OVER 20 HOURS.
November 30, 2025 at 2:58 AM
****CRASH LANDING ON YOU SPOILER****
If most kdramas end like Crash Landing on You I have no idea why ppl keep watching because I'm upset.. I HAVE TRUST ISSUES. OVER 20 HOURS.
If most kdramas end like Crash Landing on You I have no idea why ppl keep watching because I'm upset.. I HAVE TRUST ISSUES. OVER 20 HOURS.
If Pete Hegseth gave illegal orders to murder people and that happened, I want every single servicemember and person in that chain of command kicked out and charged. "Just following orders" is not a valid legal defense and it's terrifying they don't think they'll face consequences. Set an example.
November 29, 2025 at 5:32 AM
If Pete Hegseth gave illegal orders to murder people and that happened, I want every single servicemember and person in that chain of command kicked out and charged. "Just following orders" is not a valid legal defense and it's terrifying they don't think they'll face consequences. Set an example.
Finished first episode. No 😀
I started Pluribus on a whim and it's only 20 minutes in and I'm scared and wanna go home
November 29, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Finished first episode. No 😀
I started Pluribus on a whim and it's only 20 minutes in and I'm scared and wanna go home
November 29, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I started Pluribus on a whim and it's only 20 minutes in and I'm scared and wanna go home
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For the 0.01% of germs not killed by bleach, the worst part is the crippling survivors guilt
November 28, 2025 at 3:38 PM
For the 0.01% of germs not killed by bleach, the worst part is the crippling survivors guilt
My boyfriend at 1am when I ask shit like "how do the ruler making factories calibrate to know they have the ticks spaced right? Is there a universal or national ruler standard in a safe we're all checking with? Are they being checked for accuracy? Where is the Adam of rulers?"
a young boy in a new york shirt is sitting on a couch .
ALT: a young boy in a new york shirt is sitting on a couch .
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 6:26 AM
My boyfriend at 1am when I ask shit like "how do the ruler making factories calibrate to know they have the ticks spaced right? Is there a universal or national ruler standard in a safe we're all checking with? Are they being checked for accuracy? Where is the Adam of rulers?"
Da result👅 so good honestly😭 more on the egg salad side than dip side but I was probably too cautious with my seasoning bc it was the first time making
November 27, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Da result👅 so good honestly😭 more on the egg salad side than dip side but I was probably too cautious with my seasoning bc it was the first time making
Team "taste testing" your dish so much before the main meal you're not as excited about it😭
November 27, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Team "taste testing" your dish so much before the main meal you're not as excited about it😭
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timeline cleaning
November 26, 2025 at 8:41 PM
timeline cleaning
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
God im lucky this kdrama is them just rescuing eachother every episode (Crash Landing on You)
God im lucky this kdrama is them just rescuing eachother every episode (Crash Landing on You)
November 27, 2025 at 2:36 PM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
God im lucky this kdrama is them just rescuing eachother every episode (Crash Landing on You)
God im lucky this kdrama is them just rescuing eachother every episode (Crash Landing on You)
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Ok off I go to make The Recipe. If it goes well I will share photos and process if enough ppl want it. If it goes badly I will take it like a good sport and simply delete all evidence of ever making any of these claims.
November 27, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Ok off I go to make The Recipe. If it goes well I will share photos and process if enough ppl want it. If it goes badly I will take it like a good sport and simply delete all evidence of ever making any of these claims.
Sometimes I just sit in the living room and listen to my boyfriend talk to his friends while gaming. Try as I might I can never imagine what they're saying back to him. Yesterday he was joking about his poop journal with them for like 5 minutes.
November 27, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Sometimes I just sit in the living room and listen to my boyfriend talk to his friends while gaming. Try as I might I can never imagine what they're saying back to him. Yesterday he was joking about his poop journal with them for like 5 minutes.
Love art that I can barely tell isn't a photo. Chefs kiss
Watercolour painting of a black cat. It needs a good photo in order to paint one.
This cat's name was Mr Magic Hanes. Now dec'd unfortunately.
#cats #catsofbluesky #petportraits #whiskerswednesday #art #watercolours #painting
This cat's name was Mr Magic Hanes. Now dec'd unfortunately.
#cats #catsofbluesky #petportraits #whiskerswednesday #art #watercolours #painting
November 27, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Love art that I can barely tell isn't a photo. Chefs kiss
Making something called "Deviled Egg Salad/Dip" tomorrow from a recipe I got last month at a friendsgiving because it was so fucking good and I am more excited about that than anything. It's genius.
November 27, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Making something called "Deviled Egg Salad/Dip" tomorrow from a recipe I got last month at a friendsgiving because it was so fucking good and I am more excited about that than anything. It's genius.
Even on a surface level this is bone chilling and disgusting. Her ex probably reported her to ICE to get full custody of their son even though she's lived in the US since she was a child??? And their son is old enough to remember and be traumatized by all of this.
"A woman with a family connection to White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt has been arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents in Revere, Massachusetts."
www.wcvb.com/article/karo...
www.wcvb.com/article/karo...
![REVERE, Mass. —
A woman with a family connection to White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt has been arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents in Revere, Massachusetts.
The woman, Bruna Ferreira, has an 11-year-old son with Michael Leavitt, Karoline Leavitt's brother.
Ferreira migrated with her family to the United States from Brazil as a child and is currently in custody at an ICE facility in southern Louisiana.
Michael Leavitt released a statement, saying that his "only concern has always been the safety, well-being, and privacy of [his] son."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:x4qyokjtdzgl7gmqhsw4ajqj/bafkreiacyzixchgacpjse7wyra342opgjsvdxzqdrkxq55zzqah65zyeae@jpeg)
November 26, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Even on a surface level this is bone chilling and disgusting. Her ex probably reported her to ICE to get full custody of their son even though she's lived in the US since she was a child??? And their son is old enough to remember and be traumatized by all of this.
Couldn't find a hair tie before going to my bed and my boyfriend presented me this and said "would this work?"
November 24, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Couldn't find a hair tie before going to my bed and my boyfriend presented me this and said "would this work?"
Me the day after my lumbar puncture but with a laptop propped up on my chest to watch an entire kdrama
Edwin Dickinson (1891-1978), “Frances Foley” (1927), oil on canvas, 101.6 x 127 cm.
November 22, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Me the day after my lumbar puncture but with a laptop propped up on my chest to watch an entire kdrama
Elon Musk was a guest star on Big Bang Theory...and I'm now realizing I had no idea what he sounded like...ew
November 22, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Elon Musk was a guest star on Big Bang Theory...and I'm now realizing I had no idea what he sounded like...ew
For everyone else who is too stubborn to not find exactly what everyone is vaguely referencing and too determined not to finish it
November 22, 2025 at 1:58 PM
For everyone else who is too stubborn to not find exactly what everyone is vaguely referencing and too determined not to finish it
As someone who lives in Georgia it's really cute seeing people hope post about a Democrat winning MGT's seat😭❤ bless your hearts
November 22, 2025 at 5:31 AM
As someone who lives in Georgia it's really cute seeing people hope post about a Democrat winning MGT's seat😭❤ bless your hearts
Got a lumbar puncture today and dear God all I want to do is twist the fuck out of my back. Go floppy like a wacky blowing tube guy. Crack it like a glow stick. Lay in child's pose for 10 minutes. Cat cow. Please crack ur back in my spirit.
November 22, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Got a lumbar puncture today and dear God all I want to do is twist the fuck out of my back. Go floppy like a wacky blowing tube guy. Crack it like a glow stick. Lay in child's pose for 10 minutes. Cat cow. Please crack ur back in my spirit.
Tbh I know what trump said today was insane but it really doesn't move me much because he's shown how he's mostly just bark and no bite. He's throwing a fit because the economy sucks and he's being blamed for it and on the verge of being outed in the Epstein files. He's losing grasp.
November 21, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Tbh I know what trump said today was insane but it really doesn't move me much because he's shown how he's mostly just bark and no bite. He's throwing a fit because the economy sucks and he's being blamed for it and on the verge of being outed in the Epstein files. He's losing grasp.