Maddy🦦
@cowardlylyons.bsky.social
27. she/her. All of my posts do reflect my employer and everyone I've ever met and they will be joining me in the shittiest level of Mormon heaven.
Before and after I dare attempt to fold a shirt from her laundry throne
November 14, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Before and after I dare attempt to fold a shirt from her laundry throne
Does anyone else's cat like to purr and make biscuits into your neck/ face area the second you lay down😭 it's just our ritual atp. I sometimes try to pull her lower and she always moves back to this. Face massage. This bitch drools too
November 11, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Does anyone else's cat like to purr and make biscuits into your neck/ face area the second you lay down😭 it's just our ritual atp. I sometimes try to pull her lower and she always moves back to this. Face massage. This bitch drools too
I put my hand there so he wouldn't press any keys and then he did this. Well played Chumba
November 8, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I put my hand there so he wouldn't press any keys and then he did this. Well played Chumba
MAGA loon running for mayor in my hometown against the incumbent moderate(i assume Republican) is beginning his crash out lol🍿🍿🍿
November 4, 2025 at 10:53 PM
MAGA loon running for mayor in my hometown against the incumbent moderate(i assume Republican) is beginning his crash out lol🍿🍿🍿
This post from my hometown is so fucking funny also because it's RAINING all day too😭 showing this to anyone who asks what it's like there from now on lol
October 27, 2025 at 6:51 PM
This post from my hometown is so fucking funny also because it's RAINING all day too😭 showing this to anyone who asks what it's like there from now on lol
The same shit-eating grin I saw on the faces of the MAGA agitators who circled the no kings protest I went to. My bf got this comment on a poster he saw and took a pic of that referenced nazis. Hey Karen! Here they are! All around you! She later replied she doesn't read the news much 🤡🤡🤡
October 25, 2025 at 2:28 PM
The same shit-eating grin I saw on the faces of the MAGA agitators who circled the no kings protest I went to. My bf got this comment on a poster he saw and took a pic of that referenced nazis. Hey Karen! Here they are! All around you! She later replied she doesn't read the news much 🤡🤡🤡
YouTube algorithm is cooking lately
October 18, 2025 at 1:26 AM
YouTube algorithm is cooking lately
Omfg is this real or are we all living in a parody
October 10, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Omfg is this real or are we all living in a parody
So weird seeing an article actually recognize public opinion on anything but yay
October 10, 2025 at 2:04 AM
So weird seeing an article actually recognize public opinion on anything but yay
Our new tripod kitty and my cat getting along🥲
October 9, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Our new tripod kitty and my cat getting along🥲
Hours of cat net design and construction, over a month of introducing kitty, them terrorizing us at night with zoomies....God I love these assholes🥲
October 7, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Hours of cat net design and construction, over a month of introducing kitty, them terrorizing us at night with zoomies....God I love these assholes🥲
LMAOO they called my blood "important" last month💅
October 2, 2025 at 1:20 AM
LMAOO they called my blood "important" last month💅
The Google searches of someone who needs a nap
September 24, 2025 at 3:58 AM
The Google searches of someone who needs a nap
My bfs kitten just cuddled up to me to nap for the first time so I guess I live here now. Who needs to fold laundry anyways
September 18, 2025 at 9:15 PM
My bfs kitten just cuddled up to me to nap for the first time so I guess I live here now. Who needs to fold laundry anyways
This is it??? What the hell??? How can the right explain that it's fine to abuse power to rip voices off the air that disagree with them??? Fuck ABC. Fuck Disney. Fuck CBS. Fuck Paramount. Full boycott now. Also "he's not fired if he apologizes on air to our dictator" is bullshit. #jimmykimmel
September 18, 2025 at 12:39 AM
This is it??? What the hell??? How can the right explain that it's fine to abuse power to rip voices off the air that disagree with them??? Fuck ABC. Fuck Disney. Fuck CBS. Fuck Paramount. Full boycott now. Also "he's not fired if he apologizes on air to our dictator" is bullshit. #jimmykimmel
Omg ur kitty looks kinda like a blonde version of mine😭 I may be crazy
September 16, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Omg ur kitty looks kinda like a blonde version of mine😭 I may be crazy
TIL Romans either hated or feared dolphins because they exclusively depicted them as terrifying beasts(they definitely knew what they really looked like too. The Greeks depicted them normally lol)
September 15, 2025 at 5:26 AM
TIL Romans either hated or feared dolphins because they exclusively depicted them as terrifying beasts(they definitely knew what they really looked like too. The Greeks depicted them normally lol)
Thinking about this queen in the security line
September 14, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Thinking about this queen in the security line