Maddy🦦
@cowardlylyons.bsky.social
27. she/her. All of my posts do reflect my employer and everyone I've ever met and they will be joining me in the shittiest level of Mormon heaven.
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Maddy🦦
@cowardlylyons.bsky.social
· Mar 17
From the moment I saw this crochet pattern I knew I had to make Him🥲 my pride and joy, Gonzo💕😭 #crochet #amigurumi #gonzo #muppets
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Survivors of Jeffrey Epstein come together for a video calling on Congress to release the Epstein files.
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November 17, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Survivors of Jeffrey Epstein come together for a video calling on Congress to release the Epstein files.
(cnn.com/politics/live-…)
(cnn.com/politics/live-…)
There's a commercial on the Roku Channel with AI "actors" but I think it's sadder that I couldn't tell at first because most commercials have smiley plastic-like people already
November 16, 2025 at 1:39 PM
There's a commercial on the Roku Channel with AI "actors" but I think it's sadder that I couldn't tell at first because most commercials have smiley plastic-like people already
Painting cord covers all day to match the trim in my apartment for the ethernet cord. After wiping with acetone, priming, and doing a first coat on 45 17" long pvc covers the past 4 hours on a Saturday I'm starting to question everything. But I'm in deep now. And my back hurts
November 15, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Painting cord covers all day to match the trim in my apartment for the ethernet cord. After wiping with acetone, priming, and doing a first coat on 45 17" long pvc covers the past 4 hours on a Saturday I'm starting to question everything. But I'm in deep now. And my back hurts
Decided to fuck around and look at my MRI I got months ago. Do not recommend. The human mind was not meant to view it's innards
November 14, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Decided to fuck around and look at my MRI I got months ago. Do not recommend. The human mind was not meant to view it's innards
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let me be the first to say we should not do a nazi jurassic park
November 14, 2025 at 4:07 AM
let me be the first to say we should not do a nazi jurassic park
Before and after I dare attempt to fold a shirt from her laundry throne
November 14, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Before and after I dare attempt to fold a shirt from her laundry throne
The harder Trump fights it the worse I think it is bc he sees himself as invincible. At minimum multiple damning photos over years, emails showing a mutual agreement, maybe some video footage. We know many of the victims were recruited from Mar-a-largo already, he's in deep.
This isn’t even the stuff they’re trying to actually stop from getting out.
November 13, 2025 at 1:08 AM
The harder Trump fights it the worse I think it is bc he sees himself as invincible. At minimum multiple damning photos over years, emails showing a mutual agreement, maybe some video footage. We know many of the victims were recruited from Mar-a-largo already, he's in deep.
Muting aurora borealis because I'm I'm Georgia and bitter
November 12, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Muting aurora borealis because I'm I'm Georgia and bitter
Does anyone else's cat like to purr and make biscuits into your neck/ face area the second you lay down😭 it's just our ritual atp. I sometimes try to pull her lower and she always moves back to this. Face massage. This bitch drools too
November 11, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Does anyone else's cat like to purr and make biscuits into your neck/ face area the second you lay down😭 it's just our ritual atp. I sometimes try to pull her lower and she always moves back to this. Face massage. This bitch drools too
Just bought a new pair of jeans. It took everything in me and I only kinda like the ones i bought👍 success🎉
November 11, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Just bought a new pair of jeans. It took everything in me and I only kinda like the ones i bought👍 success🎉
My mom telling me about the caving being strategy to wait until premiums go up and there's more pressure in January on Rs and to get the Epstein files released. That the ones who voted yes did it to "cover" for senators up for re-election, to get a vote on Epstein. I wish I had hope like that lol
November 10, 2025 at 5:57 PM
My mom telling me about the caving being strategy to wait until premiums go up and there's more pressure in January on Rs and to get the Epstein files released. That the ones who voted yes did it to "cover" for senators up for re-election, to get a vote on Epstein. I wish I had hope like that lol
Hoping a silver lining of this is Grijalva being sworn in and the vote on the Epstein files, but im sure there's more fuckery planned to delay that to next year too.
November 10, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Hoping a silver lining of this is Grijalva being sworn in and the vote on the Epstein files, but im sure there's more fuckery planned to delay that to next year too.
I'm sorry but if both Senators from GEORGIA, one up for re-election next year, can vote no on that CR, none of those dems had an excuse. They should all be primaried. There are now plenty examples of Dems who actually fight, no more settling.
November 10, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I'm sorry but if both Senators from GEORGIA, one up for re-election next year, can vote no on that CR, none of those dems had an excuse. They should all be primaried. There are now plenty examples of Dems who actually fight, no more settling.
Hope the blue no matter who crowd stays dead forever atp
What is the argument for voting for Democrats for harm reduction if the harm is not fucking reduced
November 10, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Hope the blue no matter who crowd stays dead forever atp
@ossoff.senate.gov thank you for having a backbone on this when others didn't and you're vulnerable next year. People will remember you didn't fold. Got my vote
November 10, 2025 at 2:41 AM
@ossoff.senate.gov thank you for having a backbone on this when others didn't and you're vulnerable next year. People will remember you didn't fold. Got my vote
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Remember the mantra: you do not, under any circumstances, gotta hand it to them.
Greene: "I will praise Nancy Pelosi. She had an incredible career for her party. I served under her speakership in my first term in Congress and I'm very impressed at her ability to get things done. I wish we could get things done for our party like Nancy Pelosi was able to deliver for her party."
November 8, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Remember the mantra: you do not, under any circumstances, gotta hand it to them.
I put my hand there so he wouldn't press any keys and then he did this. Well played Chumba
November 8, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I put my hand there so he wouldn't press any keys and then he did this. Well played Chumba
Regret to report that working out in the morning does improve your mood/mental health. I'm so sorry.
November 8, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Regret to report that working out in the morning does improve your mood/mental health. I'm so sorry.
Continues to be my favorite recurring thing that they're all such losers they can't stray outside country music and YMCA without getting sued and publicly denounced by the artists lol
Olivia Rodrigo slams the White House and the Department of Homeland Security for using her song ‘all american b*tch’ in an ICE-related post:
“don’t ever use my songs to promote your racist, hateful propaganda”
“don’t ever use my songs to promote your racist, hateful propaganda”
November 8, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Continues to be my favorite recurring thing that they're all such losers they can't stray outside country music and YMCA without getting sued and publicly denounced by the artists lol
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10/10 take. No notes.
November 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
10/10 take. No notes.
Leonard in Big Bang Theory started as my least favorite and has slowly declined into my arch nemesis
November 8, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Leonard in Big Bang Theory started as my least favorite and has slowly declined into my arch nemesis
I know the government shutdown is breaking containment because an apolitical youtuber I watch just complained about it in his live oof
November 8, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I know the government shutdown is breaking containment because an apolitical youtuber I watch just complained about it in his live oof
Subway has the opportunity to do the funniest thing possible rn
🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.
November 6, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Subway has the opportunity to do the funniest thing possible rn
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Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment
November 6, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment
Giving me a fine for not having a sticker on my car when it's renewed online is so silly. Sorry I don't have the car swag acquired yet🥺 GROW UP
November 6, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Giving me a fine for not having a sticker on my car when it's renewed online is so silly. Sorry I don't have the car swag acquired yet🥺 GROW UP