0ptiMystic CyclePath
@couzens.bsky.social
Not a shaman, not a showman, but I am a shodan blending my way through the current chaos with aikido and a bike.
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getting flipped off by the president is now a higher honor than a nobel prize. it’s only a matter of time before he flips himself off
January 14, 2026 at 3:26 AM
getting flipped off by the president is now a higher honor than a nobel prize. it’s only a matter of time before he flips himself off
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AOC: I want everybody to understand that the cuts to your health care are what’s paying for this. You get screwed over to pay a bunch of thugs in the street that are shooting mothers in the face.
January 13, 2026 at 1:20 AM
AOC: I want everybody to understand that the cuts to your health care are what’s paying for this. You get screwed over to pay a bunch of thugs in the street that are shooting mothers in the face.
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Trump: I was elected on all those issues I'm really good at.
No mention of the number of dangerous and corrupt criminals he has freed from prison.
DEFINITELY no mention of affordability.
No mention of the number of dangerous and corrupt criminals he has freed from prison.
DEFINITELY no mention of affordability.
January 12, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Trump: I was elected on all those issues I'm really good at.
No mention of the number of dangerous and corrupt criminals he has freed from prison.
DEFINITELY no mention of affordability.
No mention of the number of dangerous and corrupt criminals he has freed from prison.
DEFINITELY no mention of affordability.
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It's time to state clearly that if MAGA and Republicans can't condemn any part of this shooting, continue to blame the victim for it, and even hint that it's a just outcome that others "deserve," that's a crossing of the line that the rest of us won't ever be able to forget.
Rep. Randy Fine: "If you impede the actions of our law enforcement as they seek to repel foreign invaders from our country, you get what's coming to you. I do not feel bad for the woman that was involved."
January 8, 2026 at 8:19 PM
It's time to state clearly that if MAGA and Republicans can't condemn any part of this shooting, continue to blame the victim for it, and even hint that it's a just outcome that others "deserve," that's a crossing of the line that the rest of us won't ever be able to forget.
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Who at the mngop contacted Shirley?
Who paid Nick Shirely to get here?
Was it paid for with taxpayer dollars?
How many state workers were using state time to coordinate this RACIST attack?
WHY HAVE NICK AND DAVID NOT BEEN CHARGED WITH CHILD ENDANGERMENT?!? www.salon.com/2026/01/05/m...
Who paid Nick Shirely to get here?
Was it paid for with taxpayer dollars?
How many state workers were using state time to coordinate this RACIST attack?
WHY HAVE NICK AND DAVID NOT BEEN CHARGED WITH CHILD ENDANGERMENT?!? www.salon.com/2026/01/05/m...
Minnesota day care hoax is fueled by MAGA psychosexual weirdness
The racism underlying MAGA's latest obsession is intertwined with misogyny
www.salon.com
January 6, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Who at the mngop contacted Shirley?
Who paid Nick Shirely to get here?
Was it paid for with taxpayer dollars?
How many state workers were using state time to coordinate this RACIST attack?
WHY HAVE NICK AND DAVID NOT BEEN CHARGED WITH CHILD ENDANGERMENT?!? www.salon.com/2026/01/05/m...
Who paid Nick Shirely to get here?
Was it paid for with taxpayer dollars?
How many state workers were using state time to coordinate this RACIST attack?
WHY HAVE NICK AND DAVID NOT BEEN CHARGED WITH CHILD ENDANGERMENT?!? www.salon.com/2026/01/05/m...
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A bunch of weirdos with a documented party history of pedophilia who are in the middle of covering for Epstein want to hang out at child care centers. Fucking freaks. And we should say so.
“I’m here to search your child care center for fraud.”
a young man in a white t-shirt looks at the camera
ALT: a young man in a white t-shirt looks at the camera
media.tenor.com
December 31, 2025 at 4:10 AM
A bunch of weirdos with a documented party history of pedophilia who are in the middle of covering for Epstein want to hang out at child care centers. Fucking freaks. And we should say so.
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like 75% of dem messaging right now should be “the party led by epsteins best friend is breaking into pre-k childcare centers so they can record your toddlers and put the videos on internet”
uhhh yeah I can see why these childcare properties weren't eager to let in some rando dudes asking "where are the kids?"
January 1, 2026 at 2:49 PM
like 75% of dem messaging right now should be “the party led by epsteins best friend is breaking into pre-k childcare centers so they can record your toddlers and put the videos on internet”
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But for some reason the USPS is supposed to make money
Rupert Murdoch ran the NY Post for 40+ years at a financial loss. Because it’s critical (and priceless) messaging and influence infrastructure.
pressgazette.co.uk/news/new-yor...
pressgazette.co.uk/news/new-yor...
Murdoch's New York Post achieves first profit 'in modern times'
New York Post in profit: CEO Robert Thomson praises title for press freedom victory over Twitter as it posts first profit in modern times.
pressgazette.co.uk
January 1, 2026 at 8:31 PM
But for some reason the USPS is supposed to make money
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Clearly, my career in astrophysics was evident the minute I programmed the clock on my dad’s VCR… 😅
Trump says Barron has an “unbelievable aptitude in technology” because he can… turn on his laptop 😬🤷🏼
January 2, 2026 at 1:51 PM
Clearly, my career in astrophysics was evident the minute I programmed the clock on my dad’s VCR… 😅
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"I can identify a giraffe! To the likes never before seen. It's a great thing. Nobody knows what a giraffe is. I had an uncle at MIT. I'm a genius!" ~ Donald Trump
January 2, 2026 at 4:01 PM
"I can identify a giraffe! To the likes never before seen. It's a great thing. Nobody knows what a giraffe is. I had an uncle at MIT. I'm a genius!" ~ Donald Trump
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What does it mean when your doctors keep insisting you redo the cognitive exam
January 2, 2026 at 2:58 PM
What does it mean when your doctors keep insisting you redo the cognitive exam
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🧑🌾 SPOTTED in Jackson County, Wisconsin…
December 21, 2025 at 6:44 PM
🧑🌾 SPOTTED in Jackson County, Wisconsin…
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Don Jr right now: 'hey, who did all my coke?'
December 18, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Don Jr right now: 'hey, who did all my coke?'
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Frost: If you want to protect children, why don't you ban assault weapons instead of health care?
December 17, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Frost: If you want to protect children, why don't you ban assault weapons instead of health care?
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December 3, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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I continue to feel that our national experiment of making the dumbest MF in the country president was ill advised.
September 23, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I continue to feel that our national experiment of making the dumbest MF in the country president was ill advised.
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GFS model still hinting at the possibility of a storm in the Gulf of Newsom next week.
August 18, 2025 at 8:52 PM
GFS model still hinting at the possibility of a storm in the Gulf of Newsom next week.
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yes - Jackson, MS has a homicide rate that is more than 10x higher than NYC and nearly double that of Washington DC.
August 18, 2025 at 9:05 PM
yes - Jackson, MS has a homicide rate that is more than 10x higher than NYC and nearly double that of Washington DC.
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Solid as a tumbleweed
Trump struggled to walk in a straight line as he went to greet Putin
August 15, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Solid as a tumbleweed
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Imagine if they’d had sandwiches. 🥪
August 15, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Imagine if they’d had sandwiches. 🥪